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anime

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canadian. boys..

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>be scots
>have fuck all interesting to say
>say some dire boring shite but type it out in your dialect
>other people find this funny and interesitng

literally cannot understand in the slightest how this works.

let me try:
awwh am hungry, let me goo doon tescos farra ayg en criss sandweech

lads lads lads

Girl said she was jealous that i was went out with another girl what do i respond lads

>Ma, put yer credit card away. Lambrini is on me tonight. Just got a pay rise to the national living wage!

Ayone else like the smell of their armpits? smells like apple juice. I reckon I have pretty attractive pheromones

is it gay to look at your own arse when you get changed and think it looks good

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"As you should be. Drinks on Friday then?"

gf had nice smelling armpits.
just smelled of female not of sweat.

Haha don't worry about that.
Change subject.

errr... wtf? lol....

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congrats lad, just got my wonga loan accepted

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only drink Ciroc

you have diabetes

funnily enough i'm genuinely on the spectrum but not severely autistic where i can pull girls

I only drink bubble tea

used to think a girls fanny was on the front of her body

need to have my bollocks obliterated

ITS YERSEL

the NT doesn't stand for neurotypical, it was just one mong forcing it

god you are such a WEIRDO

Where were you when England's brave Rory McIlroy won at Augusta?

sold my shares and got out of the whole gig

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don't mention it, she's disappionted you're not her entirely devoted orbiter
talk more about the other girl without being too obvious
that girl is trash btw

love making my ex jealous lads

I do piss a lot, but I'm pretty sure it's due to my prostate.

i thought girls pissed out their arsehole until an embarrassingly late age cos my mam told me so

lol

I thought he was from the Isle of Man?

Rory's a proper cunt. Hate the wee fruit. Met him a few times and he's so far up his own arse he can probably see what he had for breakfast.

just b urself

Absoulte banger of an album lads

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his bone structure is amazing

choon alert
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knew a lad whose family were multimillionaires (like several 100s of millions) back at uni

didn't really think about it at the time, but now as a toil slave i can't help but be contemplate the fantasm to the slave which is that guy's life.

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the latest asmrfu

enter img src on Google images. g says it comes up with weird things and I don't want to do it

what a copycat of trevor

banger

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Defend evropa lads

mogged into oblivion

would absolutely flatten both of them inside 30 seconds

>be contemplate the fantasm to the slave
what

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it's just noncey pictures, nothing that isn't already in your search history

would you dare snoffle her armpits

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take 'be' out of the sentence and read it as 'contemplate what is but a fantasm to a slave'.

x

shame Conor is about to get done in for taking it too far

he is literally the last vestige of true boisterous Irish masculinity in a world that wants to castrate straight white men and replace it with a concoction of blue-haired lesbian leftism and muslim ghettos

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>6'0
>blue eyes
>healthy facial hair since 15 y/o
>chestnut brown hair
>muscular
I am the very essence of the anglo-saxon phenotype

He'll be alright

no. correct it. it was your mistake not mine

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you talk like someone who reads too many books and doesn't talk to people irl enough

no pal that'd be me
>6'3
>green eyes
>stubbly facial hair
>chestnut brown silky hair that blows in the wind
>dyel
sounds like you're a slav rape baby

>supposed to spend today revising for my upcoming exams that I'm woefully underprepared for
>7 exams in 5 days in a non-meme subject that you have to get 70% in to pass
>spent until the afternoon feeling sorry for myself with the cold
>ended up going to the pub and having 5 pints

dunno why I keep trying to fuck my life up

>he is literally the last vestige of true boisterous Irish masculinity
He's pro gay """marriage""".

A.I is nowhere near the level everyone says it is and won't be like Star Trek for another 100 years.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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in olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking

Have been such a fat bastard last few years

Halfway to being on my 600lb life

Just love food and can't stop eating simple as

no manlier sex than gay sex

>haha what fucking cringeworthy idiots being fans of something and going out on dates and probably haivng sex

>fucking redditors

ah yes i remember my a level years
i did shit and i'm doing fine for myself but only because i'm good looking and have attractive features

Off out on the lash lads wish me luck
probs going to want to kill myself tomorrow lol

epic xD

You can't even get 10 mcnuggets fuck sake what a spastic cunt he is

did four hours of revision today
maths, physics, chemistry, and politics

shagging a girl under a 6/10 doesnt count as losing your virginity

the people on /eire/ are really gay

I've started to use positive affirmations to increase my confidence, lower my depression, and generally feel better about both myself and my life situation.

For example: I don't sweat that much for a fat lass

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okay, this is epic

this gimmick is not funny

girl in that pic looks like a solid (non-ironic usage here) 7 mate.

couldnt imagine being either side of 6'
truly a grim existence

the last affirmative action hero

Supposed to be working on an app that was supposed to be realististically finished in the start of February but I still haven't started and spent all day shitposting here and playing FIFA

It's like I want to ruin everything.

reckon he smashed her

Alri lads whats the plan for tonight?

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grim, raise your standards mate

please please please be in london PLEASE

sit on my ass and wonder why you're such a homosexual.

Imagine having retards like Tommy Robinson as your real politicians. That's reality in Northern Ireland, absolutely dire.

shagging your missus when you and the virgin freaks go play d&d in some cantonese restaurant's basement

literally the fox and grapes.