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My fingers reek of arse from all the scratching

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recon im the ugliest lad in brit

miss my wanking mates

Listening to the stooges

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Love her

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BLACKED

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have you seen a man eat his own head?

Not while I'm here

reckon ive got the smallest willy in brit

describe you are self

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no because I'm not a yank with no freedom
drink where I want, when I want, simple as
dunno where I'm heading after this but can't be arsed to pay pub/club prices
would rather roam the streets with my own alcohol
I was in London a few weeks ago doing the same thing but I most definitely do not drink frosty jacks
currently drinking brandy and coke

i don't get it, have you been married 6 times?

>Rorkes don't want this in their country
>brown nips
Not white

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I'M A STREET WALKIN CHEETAH WITH A HIDE FULL OF NAPALM

it's illegal to drink in public in the UK

thats quite a claim, gonna have to back that up with some proof

first irish post of the thread

Weigh 16 stone, is there a fatter cunt here?

Wholesome Christian anime

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jessop jessop jessop

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fucking based

I reckon I'm the ugliest on Brit but have the biggest nob. Shagged an ugly bird once and she loved it but I didn't.

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so you're justifying every kike being ovened in ww2 because some where being extortionate money lenders?

reckon the aussie has you beat lad

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I'M THE RUNAWAY SON OF THE NUCLEAR A-BOMB

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take your willy out and shake it around

FONT

the gf

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while I'm sure you are very ugly, I reckon there's a cretin here that's even worse
person I'm only mildly ugly and OK in some situations and estimate myself to be in the top 25% best looking lads here

literally talk to girls, having girls as friends is fucking shite tho lad

one of the few I actually enjoyed

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The lads

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What does pub stand for?

>truck of peace wasnt a muslim

What now rorke? What now?

Nope, thats USA

would you trade three inches of your nob for 3 extra points out of 10 for attractiveness

second irish post of the thread

no it isn't
I'm 16 stone 10 but I can push press 270lbs and run a 25 minute 4 mile so I'm not really fat

he has 6 wives like the paki bastard he is

reckon i'm the most handsome lad with the biggest willy in /brit/

>that nose

would love to stay and chat but i'm paying a ladyboy to roger me up my twinkboy arse within the next two hours

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12 inches erect here

short fat etc i have negative canthal tilt blotchy skin no jaw tiny chin tiny thin lips huge philtrium bulgy bug eyes big sticky out ears huge sixhead big new nose boosh asymetrica eyebrows loads of moles/warty things. I've been compared to mr bean and steve buscmi many times

fucking hell

There's a good fenian lad in here and I appreciate him. Don't let the anglos take away your faith in Christ or Ireland.

Would

In a heartbeat

doubt it
t.3inch will

oh no no no

listening to autechre

>thread gets really fucking gay

>her

oh no no no

3rd (and hopefully last) irish post in the thread

was it worth it? do you think he regrets it?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_never_married
you irl

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Talked to a girl named Jessica and I keep calling her Vanessa on accident
She doesn't like it
(Had to check my phone to make sure it wasn't the other way around because I keep confusing them)

Don't care, just want Jorgi Porter.

wtf

people this ugly should receive bennies

Please dont tell me its actually illegal to drink in public in yankland

piss arse

Nah, she seems like a racemixer lowkey

kys they aren't even good looking Pakis

leave 3" willy lad alone

Would love a nice bit of ketamine S-isomer right now

alpha, girls get wet when you call them the wrong name because it means you're talking to multiple girls and now she's got competition

based

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shite wank

best post in the thread

What size is your willy?

Have a profile similar to the third lad's. Makes me wish I was dead every time I see it.

Backstory on this

howling at these comments

what's this about?

what is this about?

>this woman is 34
fucking christ

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Listen up, if there's any sixth form lads doing your A levels and not thinking of going to uni, reconsider it NOW

Not going to uni was the biggest mistake of my life, doesn't matter what uni it is, just go and do some IT course, that'll almost guarantee you a £30k+ a year job

Infinitely better than the neo-mines that await without a degree

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good music itt

he did what was necessary

why is there a young girl in the mirror

no its not
you only get certain non drinking zones but even in those cases
1. There's no one around to enforce it
2. Even if police does catch you all they can do is make you get rid of it/pour it down the drain

there is literally zero chance of getting in any formal trouble unless you're being drunk and disorderly

t.

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who was in the wrong here?

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