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いいよ
でも、眠いからあんまり難しいのはダメよw

さ、この文章は正しいか?
最後にこんな話がした時、兄貴を失ったから控えろ。

ohayou!!

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>最後にこんな話がした時、兄貴を失ったから控えろ。

ほぼ正解だよ~ん v(´∀｀*v)
でも、ちょっと間違えてる

最後に"""こう言う"""話"""を"""した時、兄貴を失ったから控えろ

こういう○○ 単純に説明
こんな○○ 強調して説明

>「こんな時はとぼけるに限るよ!」→「こんな切羽詰ってどうしようもないほど酷い状況の時はとぼけるに限るよ!」
>「こういう時はとぼけるに限るよ!」→「こういう状況の時はとぼけるに限るよ!」

あとこれ ↓

こんな話がした時 話がした a story did
こんな話をした時 (誰かが) 話をした someone told a story

です!(・Д・)ゞ

というわけで、もうそろそろ寝るです
おやすみ~ ( ˘ω˘)ｽﾔｧ

starting to feel sick buds
guess this is why i haven't been feeling as rested the past couple few days

お休み、先生さん!

Hope you get better :)

i stand with Israel

>I dont like mexicans they're ruining everything
>a wall will stop mexicans from coming here

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who said that

All this moonspeak. Don't understand a thing.

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I can her some dude bumping cumbia in his car pretty loud.
I've always wondered, how do white people feel about that?

you should fix that
t. ryan from ottawa

How do we rid cum of asians?

No different than niggers playing their nigger music

Baked

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This

At my Uni (of Houston) the Asian girls tend to be the shortest.

Rare though: When I see an Asian guy with a non-asian; usually a white girl, the Asian guy is phenotypically alpha, tall, outgoing and very in tune with mainstream America.

Then I see the short Asian guys and they cluster together like stray dog family.

They're going to be stuck genetically. Only their tall counterparts will branch away their Y chrom.

Extraordinary.

Ok

i'm sure

Im 6 foot 3 and I measured my benis to 8.215 inches (used a digital laser calipher).

youtube.com/watch?v=ZASnh3Gbdwg
Theme for the evening

how many you see with white girls as opposed to with asian girls

how many asian girls you see with non-asians as opposed to asians

not very pumped up by this tune

youtube.com/watch?v=JrHw9BDa3OE

it's a chill night

Making pork tenderloin on a bed of apples and onions

ordering food on my phone

>last thread got deleted
janny is on a warpath today

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time to sleep fuck o's
see ya

Addicted to eating ass

love the janny
hope he blesses us again

drumpf tower in NYC is on fire

can he ever recover???

please be terrorist attack please be terrorist attack please be terrorist attack please be terrorist attack please be terrorist attack please be terrorist attack please be terrorist attack

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left wing extremists or islam?

>implying non-whites are allowed in THE trump tower

Thoughts on black people?

Fuck ch*Nks desu

Black people are fine, its the Chinese who are the worst

WHY IS EXTRA FLAGS NOT WORKING

*peeks at you*

da joos

fuck off back to bed

*runs back to bed*

Black women are okay
Black men need to be genocided

>Black women are okay

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bitch niggas

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youtu.be/UQExvq0hLs0

me without the shirt

GIVE CANADIAN GF NOW!!!!

*cuts off her feet*
heh, here you go

Is the dane the cutest poster on /cum/?
Yes

this is a canadian kpop idol

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Did you say "Anger is not the way of the Jedi"?

boobs

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Zando is the cutest poster on /cum/ my man

>downloaded an app to talk to native Japanese speakers
what app

*tickles Dane in his bed*
Hehe, no sleep for you

love frogs

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i don't like feet
i'm not the other german
i like armpits

her face is so shiny because of all the plastic

Feet and armpits are not attractive
Hips and thighs are where its at

is /cum/ slow only cause reddit flags is down?

where are my reddit flag bros?

maybe it's slow because its saturday night and only lonely faggots post on Jow Forums on a saturday night

thighs and legs are great
belly too
armpits are great because you can fuck them

>i like armpits
oh well that's perfectly normal
*mutters*what the fuck is wrong with germany???

its slow because no redditflags ergo no circlejerk

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great armpits are what separate 9's from 10's

whoops, didn't mean to quote you

thanks for the 2 (You)s
luv u babe

prove that zando is cuter than dane

solution is to adopt a gimmick, ensuring constant recognizeability

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she's a girl

TWO drinks???

most girls arent cute

my only gimmick is that I absolutely despise anime

Trolley experiment time. A train starts where "train" is written in the picture. If you do nothing, the train will travel straight ahead and kill person 3 first, then persons 4, 5, 1 and 2. There is a railroad switch with a lever. If you pull the lever the train will turn left. The train will kill person 1 first, then persons 2, 3, 4, 5. Do you pull the lever?

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think I'm having caffeine withdrawal from drinking a monster yesterday and coffee the day before

based

y-yeah

not original enough

anyway off to work while sick, enjoy shitposting you faggots

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no

Wouldn't the train just kill person 1 and 2 and be stuck in a loop? Or does rail line reset after you pull the lever?

she's too flat for my taste not enough to motorboat

kiss? maybe. fuck his face? yes.

It's a bit embarrassing for me. You're right.

Why does it matter when everyone dies either way? There are no moral qualms with this

>she

*enters the thread*

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*clubs you to death*

I think I've fixed it.

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>There are no moral qualms with this
Hm, pulling the lever makes some lives shorter and some longer.

*noots your shit up*

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