/brit/

which one?

you can have sex and still be a virgin, its a mindset

my mate has a very petite cute anime gf that looks about 13

they're a happy couple

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In occupied territory. Won't be for too much longer though ;)

rosy

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youtube.com/watch?v=2ThK6POaz8I

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Hate when the thread moves too fast for me to reply to my (you)s

the pornfu

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we're going to need pics if you keep going on about her

climbed over a big gate into of those private tarquin residential parks in West London

quite comfy in here

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regret not starting this sooner...

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the good one

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this can't be happening

want every catholic put in a concentration camp and starved to death like bobby

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What are those? Eels?

gf gets carded literally every single time we go anywhere that sells alcohol. She was working last week and some wee old woman asked her when her GCSEs are. She's almost 23 for fuck sake.

is this opposite true

>getting a girl pregnant at that age

MASSIVELY increased chance of de novo mutations in the child and resultant intellectual disabilities

LAD THATS MY GARDEN GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS

ahh fuck i wish you hadn't done this

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good

dick is the size of the BT Tower

no

Is that what happened to you?

the fuck

decent choice

astounding how common self-harm scars are on pornstars

hmm yeah I will give that a miss. On the careers website it did say that you can become a para even without being in a combat role. Is that correct? How does that work?

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

>wee old woman asked her when her GCSEs are
should of decked the cunt

who is this

what is it with Asians

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best poster in /brit/

I'd love to see you try lad. Once the Brits leave yas to us, youse are well fucked.

How are you supposed to greet a girl on a first date?

sick cunt

she looks like a stupid dum dum

lena paul

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Anyone else get asked for I.D when they buy energy drinks now?

cute!

merci beaucoup

>yas
>youse
Also were never leaving sweathart x

insectoids naturally drawn to other insects

thankyou

@met
Bake him away toys

and your OTHER wand?

Chinese men are so masculine. All man

This is a Kiwi 'man'

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hate this cunt more than almost anyone else here. the NT doesn't stand for neurotypical

looks good here

I have no idea what just happened

new cut

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greetings!

na mate, always respect yer elders unless they're prods

it's honestly not that cute. there's a foot and a half difference in our heights.

nEURO tYPICALS gET fUCKED oFF

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are you a proto-oxford?

Put your hand out flat and wait for her to walk into it

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

No, which is why I'm aware of what de novo mutations are, why increased paternal age causes them and the fact that they're the biggest cause of learning disability in the UK

shame rosie's voice is absolutely dire

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Wanna buy some jewellery but I don’t wanna be the typical paki with tacky jewellery.

Dylan went to prom with a girl.

*be's neurotypical*
*does not fuck off*

you alright sweetheart x, ride here not too bad love?

>were
Oh dear. The Brits will leave eventually. Whether it's through unification or simply unable to afford us. And when they do, you'll have no one to protect you anymore. Easy pickings.

youtube.com/watch?v=fJdtPDjdGvE

Why do they insist on cooking everything alive?

Will it bring good luck, like pangolin scales?

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actual serious question would like to know too

post a picture of her

wtf why did no one tell me he was doing chemo
wouldn't have called him an arab drug dealer

tfw
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
is too hard for some people to even understand lmao

eyes too close together

personally find it disgusting that there's a decent green space but only keyholders are allowed to enter
classism is well and truly alive
stop comparing me to that bent furry
I'm an alpha male and I'll batter him and you

>No, which is why I'm aware of what de novo mutations are, why increased paternal age causes them and the fact that they're the biggest cause of learning disability in the UK

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i'm very happy with having NI drain our economy as long as it means paddies like you have to post under a British flag, makes me hard as a fucking rock desu

meanwhile in commiefornia

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Tastes fresher

Do you know her or not? My first date ever I started with "Well?" just because I'd known the girl for years. It was a really nice date too but I didn't kiss her because I was spineless.

bald bastard

George, There is a good reason why they call it JEWelry.

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inutilia verbum est because she always looks good

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>have kids young and get into debt
haha no thank you mr shekelberg

what a fucking g

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Gott Strafe Kalifornia

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youtube.com/watch?v=PUDZW5qaing

howling at this down the pub last night lads

>a school shooter has better luck with women than you

ITS

FUCKING

OVER

bit gay

she's cute