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I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh

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Intellectual

have to rub ice on my laptop to stop it from shutting down. This is a 1.5k laptop. I can get a refund right?

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Ugh... what a poet! *rolls eyes*

EW!

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Do you think he eats pussy with a name like Takeshi?

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NIGGAS IFFY UH BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH

Just slipped some speed inside her while she wasn't looking

Are Americans glad that the whole world can enjoy their superior culture?

no i don't think hank done it this way

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tune

Reminds me of some college media studies shite

>He went to the park after he finished his homework
Which one is the dependant clause? The first one?

just a fact of life at this point ivan, not really glad or mad about it

mardy twats

can't even smile for the photo

ITS ALWAYS THE WOMEN AND GAYS WHO STEAL IN GOLDEN BALLS

Life lesson for you lads never trust women or gays (unless you find an incredibly rare good woman)

this is true

yes, because he went to the park is dependent on having finished his homework

all your tunes are trash

#
This is why you should shoot at a slight angle when trying to kill yourself, not straight upwards

Fuck

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There is literally nothing wrong with being an American.

was going to buy quality speakers for my PC and turntable but then i realized i would just bother my family with my loud music

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"He went" is the only independent clause in the sentence

wrong

wrong

right

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its the "after he finished his homework" because it's not a sentence on its own

after he finished

"after he finished his homework" is the dependant clause

Why are all these niggers in 6ix9ine's videos are ok with him saying "nigga"?

klanfirepullwylwithgorgarithwintropilcantasiliogogogok

was I close?

racist

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post something and I'll vocaroo it in my best british accent

Wrong. Americans proliferate the evil imperialist legacy of the west, sweetie.

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There's a difference between NiggA and NiggER. The ER makes a difference.

he is considered black in america

yes

How does something like this even happen?

brainlets
the aussie was right

this dud racis

can't fap to this

Beto?

aparece...

What about Nignog?

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer..

"he went to the park" is an independent clause

you are shitty shitty twenty sixteen
lalalalala

deus ex stole most of its ideas from the xfiles

enjoying some kettle cooked chips (crisps to you)

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Dude wtf, don't be racist.

youtu.be/hgExTrqH0n8

wish mummy got these instead of Doritos

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>deus ex
shit game
aged like milk

xfiles stole most of its ideas from deus ex

Glad I went to sleep before Beto became active 2bh

Can I call you sandnigga btw

Deus Ex robbed me of my sanity

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Mate just started recently seeing an absolutely minging black girl. Think I might need to disown him

Yeah. I don't take offense by words anyway, words a man-made construct that only have any kind of measurable damage on oneself when the person himself decides to take offense by it. I'm pretty cool with you calling me anything m'brother *tips*

fags

and why did you feel the need to mention her race?

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Gonna delete all social media, study, eat well, quit smoking and start boxing again lads. Not gonna go on the piss. Not gonna wank. Not gonna do drugs.

fucking fell on the stairs today

thatcher was prime minister and Reagan was president when my dad was my age (19)

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that's exactly why she's so minging

>Russia claims a poisoned spy’s dead cat and guinea pigs hold clues to British conspiracy
How is espionage even taken seriously in the 21st century

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australians used to call these plants "blackfellas", but they can't call them that anymore

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bit racist

Good lad

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That black English teacher in japan used to get called nigga by his students

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Sorry. This was a misquote. New here.

I'm proud of you. You can do this shit. The returns are great and you're a great man, whether you know it or not.

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Communism is doing wonders for Angola

breasts

nowt wrong with a small feminine penis on a bird tbf

Will you delete Jow Forums too?

excuse me

eating quavers

Cheers mate

I couldn’t if I tried

Sad whats happened to /b/
Ten years ago it was a bastion of the internet now its not even the worst or best board on Jow Forums. Its absolutely lost.

That's woke habibi

>be paranoid schizophrenic in black metal band
>kill a guy because of your paranoid schizophrenia
>spend years hard time in jail like a nigger
>released from jail
>marry young stupid autistic girl who for some reason likes you
>have 5 kids you cant adequately support like a literal nigger
>support using welfare
>live in a shit shack cuck shed in france with no bathroom and running water like a literal nigger
>excuse for this is you want to live more "simple off the grid life" despite still using internet
>claim to be a farmer but cant farm for shit (like a nigger)
>make excuses talking out your ass about how fruit trees cant handle the sunlight of france (there are literal flourishing fruit groves in flordia)
>make more excuses about snails and vermin eating your plants and saying "oh this is nature, we wont do anything about it"
>larp as a viking in the woods (like a literal autist)
>make failing dungeons and dragons copy
>become one of the most historically illiterate youtube personalities to ever exist
>make retarded claims such as that autistic people are more empathetic, that europeans are 100% neanderthal, and were all blonde
>ban people on youtube when they call you out on your retarded theories

How does varg rationalize that he's nordic and yet he's a dumb loser? Encouraging people to bleed their country's welfare system dry isn't a redpilled way of living, I don't care who's saying it. He also started getting paranoid on yt to the point of making a video he named "am I divisive?" in a pathetic attempt to get people off his back about accusing non-nordics of being subhumans.

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This

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>teehee im bent btw

when my dad was 19 it was 1967

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So do I trust the pakis or the spics with the English advice above? I don't know where I stand now

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is this you doing a southern accent? (it's actually not bad, sounds bit weird but that could just be the autism)

Cute

it's always been the worst board, that's the entire purpose of /b/ - to contain kids and redditors until they know enough about chan culture to get bored of /b/ and migrate to a new board.
Jow Forums is the real fucking tragedy here