Brazil love thread

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They're alright

10:1

It's required by law to have at least 3 flip flops. One for yourself, a back up, and one for anyone close by who might need an emergency flip flop.

I like Bresil

Why do Brazilians wear flip flops?

They're cheap, comfortable and the floor gets hot as fuck because of the Sun

are you sure it's not because of the shell casings ?

Your shitty joke about our murder rates doesn't make any sense

Yep. I love the country. Hate some people.

When will Brazil start improving again? I want to move there at some point.

No.

Dunno. Probably never

>be me
>decide to quit smoke after 6 years smoking a pack a day
>nicotine withdraw hit me hard
>anxiety and panic attacks
>feel chest hurt
>fuck i am going to die.jpg
>go to mini hospital
>doctor explain this is normal and gave me nicotine patches
>literally for free

Seriously, i never heard of any other country that actually help their population to quit smoke

Why do Brazilians hate themselves so much?

Bolsonaro wins in October, by 2019 we will start killing brown people and homosexuals in concentration camps. Soon Brazil will be the greatest country on earth.

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Cause half oh the population is retarded. So it's pretty common to hate at least half of the population.

wsj.com/articles/in-mixed-race-brazil-sperm-imports-from-u-s-whites-are-booming-1521711000

What did Brazil mean by this?

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Apply yourself.

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>esq você nasciu no lado errado do rio Iguaçu

Brainwashed scums

We want Bolsonaro to win because we want even more American sperm. With Bolsonaro, every Brazilian will have his wife impregnated by an American bull and this will be enforced by law.

only white women import semen so that makes sense. They want the babies to look like them.

only faveladas probably

Read the top of the image.

It's easier to live here being white.

not true at all

stop saying bolsonaro is racist and homophobic. he isn't

It's a statistical fact

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he just doesn't want people teaching kids that is ok to be gay. gays can burn their donuts whenever they want

>Literally thousands of South Americans gathered to watch the last few episodes of Dragon Ball Super
Shit brings are tear to my eye. If only I wasn't deathly afraid of being killed in Brazil

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There goes the thread.

wtf i hate brasil now?

Brazil is literally the gayest country on Earth.

Why would anyone love this place?
That's a shithole full of uneducated people

Brazil is only dangerous to us. Relax, gringo. Come visit. You will be surprised.

Maybe so. I will say, you all seem chill as fuck, so you've definitely got that going for you. I hear you all see race differently than a lot of the world so maybe it wouldn't be so bad

I love brazilian soap operas, brazilian footballers like Thiago Silva and Gabigol, and brazilian cheap coffee Cafe Pele.

>Russians drink Cafe Pele
>Russians watch Brazilian soap operas

AHAHAH WE OWN YOU!

what the fuck is br soap opera a thing in russia?

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Believe it or not, but Brazil was very influential in Russia in 90s. Coffee from Brazil was considered natural (lol) and very stylish. Everybody watched soap operas like Tropicaliente, Terra Nostra, Babylon, Simply María and the last one was Clone. Sadly influence now has very much decreased and we today we only about some Football players.

Clone was from 2001, not 90's

Yes and it was the last one largely viewed Brazilian soap opera

I wish I were affluent and lived in Sao Paulo with rural land in south brazil too desu.

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>not buying lands in MatoGrosso

lmao u even agriculture rl?

I wish I lived in downtown são paulo, get my haircut done by landlocked bolivians and go in my VW gol (fox) to study in the UNIVERSIDADE DE SÃO PAULO

Instead of that I'm a stupid fapper.

>USP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Everybody watched brazilians soap opera in the 90's

Wait, what was the top 50 university in the world that was in são paulo then?

It isn't anymore, UNICAMP surpassed USP years ago since USP is literally ran by SJW. Their scientific area still gr8, but the rest is pure shit.

UNICAMP is about to open their brand new accelerator lab.

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It was barely in the Top 100 actually, Brazilians universities are all shit.

>UnB beng shit tier
Pretty accurate. Place is an absolute shit hole. The students spray paint everything. I hear it was pretty decent back in the day too, now its just a favela near the capital.No fucking clue how it got that fucking bad.

you're forgot that parents are required to beat their children with flip flops.

Idk, teachers prolly bend over to the SJW afraid of being called racist.

UNICAMP masterrace.

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I think its the faculty themselves tbqh senpai. My grandfather teaches there and PT supporting commies.

*My grandfather teaches there and says the faculty are all PT supporting commies.

U burger or BR?

>muuuuuuh gultural margism is ruineing le educashun
Have you tried Jow Forumsthedonald?

I love tha juicy bundas if that counts

Bras1le1ras>ALL

Are they descedants of monkey?

Im a BR stealing american jobs and women.

Yes, from Germany und Polska.

am I allowed to say that all pardos and nordestinos deserve to be genocided?