S U C C I T

>ATLEAST WE'RE NOT AMERICANS
Is this the epitome of canadian identity?

based mapleboys
moving to Canada now thanks Canadians

after we're done with browning america, canada will be next on the list

cool

>12 vacation days
>15 vacation days
That should be criminal tbph.

*harper

Are chicanos welcome in Canada?

how to migrate there

>after we're done
You already did it m8

I can handle that as long as I get to have a Mexicana harem

You're welcome any time, NZ bros.
Just don't bring any Aussie faggots. Those fuckers can burn in hell!

jokes on you I was born in Australia and I've only been in NZ for 3 years

OH NO NO NO

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Canadians also

>earn significantly less money
>have less disposable income
>have a massive housing bubble
>have to live in canada and deal with canadians

Unless you want to live in a mansion it's not that expensive here. I can find a house for $50,000 and even a couple on minimum wages can afford that. The mortgage would be around $270 a month, leaving lots of disposable income. But again it depends on where you live.

they seem like alright lads, whats not to like

Spain-bro, you are too cool for this thread.
Americans are just jelly they don't have any real friends, except for the guns they sleep with!

FUCKKKKKK, HOODWINKED!
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haha i know right
*takes a hit*
about that legal weed thing... do you need some kind of medical certificate or can anyone walk into the store and buy some quality cannabis?

any cute canadian here want to gaymarry me and give me a greencard?

>greencard
>not leafcard
pleb

It's not legal yet I don't think, but you'll be able to just walk into a store and buy it. I don't think you can drive while high though

Government made visas easier to get for Mexicans a couple months ago. Apply for a job and get the company to sponsor your visa and I think you can come over immediately. Either that or the waiting period is shorter.

i'm a socially retared neet with no job experience who at 19 yo haven't even finished high school

how much money is worth getting exposed to american tier violence?

> we’re a frozen shithole but we have le free healthcare xD xD
Canada

>I don't think you can drive while high though
i avoid driving while high but i have no issue if im just a little buzzed.
how do they even test if you're high? the breath thing doesnt work for weed, and i dont think they can fine you based on "smelling like herbs"

ALALALALALLALA I'M NOT LISTENING

Canada's economy is mostly natural resources and manufacturing anyway. Toyota's hiring people to assemble cars in Ontario for $20 an hour, 40 hours a week. That's pretty decent for a job that requires no skills or education.

I think they're developing a test to detect residue in your mouth or something.

they have that here for drugs but it's not accurate

They don't care about accuracy, they care about giving out fines on top of the taxes they'll be making for selling weed

lmao we have 30 vacation days here in germany

>12 vacation days

actually made me sad

>Taxes
>Healthcare
>Far Away 3AM commute.
>"Affordable Housing"
>Permits

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