Ways Americans butcher your language

Yes because the Japanese don't use bastardized English loan words

>They pronounce it Saki
>They pronounce it Kerr-ahdee.
No. Also do nips not realize how poor their english pronunciation is?

where do I begin

japs are incapable of pronouncing "V"s or "L"s

hence their fucked up foreign words

She's not pronouncing it "Saki" though you fucking retard
She's clearly saying "Sak-eh"

We can pronounce L but not R

I posted the correct pronunciation -_-

Ameritard

It goes both ways and is a matter of the ways the languages are written, not pronunciation.

Why would you expect Burgers to know Japanese letters are syllables rather than individual letters or Nips to pronounce letters that can't be written in their language. Those are both situations where if they could read the other language, they should theoretically have no difficulty pronouncing the words.

Oh he thinks anybody but fucking nerds care about his language cute. If somebody starts saying shit like Karate or sake you can assume they are some no life permavirgin loser so sorry we don't pronounce your dying useless language properly you sure went through all the trouble to learn ours you fucking idiot.

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>ramen
But thats already butchered by japs lo mein

Maybe you don't know what L's and R's are, but you're objectively fucking wrong.

People here also say Kamikazi and karioki because of American influnece, but we sake sake and karate right.

As for Americans butchering Hebrew, they always put the stress on the wrong syllables and turn every vowel into a dipthong

Phonetically, the Japanese rhotic /ɾ/ is closer to a lateral /l/ than the enɡlish rhotic /ɹ/

americanized pronunciation is always correct dumb jap, you just haven't realized it yet

>Hotto Doggu
>Magudo narudo
>Hamubaga
Why do Americans have to pronounce Japanese words properly when Japanese people really suck at pronouncing English loan words?

>Phonetically
I think the word you were looking for was acoustically

If anything then articulatorily.

First time a jap dude came to the U.S. he thought the phrase "Sup fucker" was and appropriate greeting.

Sup fucker

How do you pronounce Hyundai?
Japanese say "hyun-dai" as in hʲɯːn
Americans say hun-day

Lots of people pronounce it like sah-kee

Hyun-dæ

it's only endearing coming from a jap, a gook would get his glasses smashed in

lol

A lot of us think you guys speak Yiddish lel

We say "Hun-dai"

youtu.be/iqJuaPVUEto

Close?

What

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The first sound is more like ç in Japanese

I lived in America as a child. Whenever my parents spoke Hebrew in public people thought it was French

they destroy all names. all.

How the fuck do you pronounce it then? Post vocaroo

>nobody pronounces these right excluding japs
lmao that delusion

日本人の英単語の発音もまずいですけど。

でもあんたはほんとに日本人じゃないだね、在日さん。

No, Both ヒョンデ and ヒュンダイ sound awful to me.

Sino-Japanese words
>60% of Japanese language

Sino-Korean words
>65% of Korean language

Sino-Vietnamese
>60% of Vietnamese language

East Asia is cucked desu

>Ivan
Americans say "Aivin" lol

That's just what happens when you borrow from a superior civilization to build yours, just like the English with the French. Nothing wrong with that.

fuck off chink

That's how people here pronounce it though?????

We do

t. Ivan

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>Nobody pronounces these right
Oh you fucking moron...

Those are all loan words. Why would they be pronounced the same?

Just like it is written. What is your problem?

>Why do Americans pronounce it the English way instead of like retarded weebs?

We do as well. I think only English speakers have such idiotism.

jiundai

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gairaigo_and_wasei-eigo_terms

Honda

Do you guys realize how much you butcher English?
A lot of Japs think they speak English well. Very few of them actually do.

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>Dumb Amelicans cant-u plonounce-u Japanese wolds collectly
>Ya, Amerikans are such a yoke

this tbqh

i think the difference is foreigners know they're shit at english and are shy about it, while americans don't really give a fuck

>The Jap is making fun of other people's pronunciation of foreign words
Say raff out roud!

We don't butcher it nearly as much as the Australians do
youtube.com/watch?v=3l8xFCLB1m8
Based on this we say most of these right, but Australians can't say shit correctly. They pronounce Nissan nis-in

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>Yoke
? Can you ELI5?

youtube.com/watch?v=-Jsh8eCcVI0

Speakers of some languages have trouble with the "j" sound so they replace it with a "y" sound.

They pronounce "Sauna" as "Soonah" and "Spurdo" as "Sperdoh". There's also a fuckton of Finnish NHL players that apparently have names unpronouncable to americans, but these two irritate me the most.

>Spurdo" as "Sperdoh"
wtf, how is it pronounced??

>They pronounce "Sauna" as "Soonah"
I've never heard this, I've always said sawn-a
>"Spurdo" as "Sperdoh"
I don't think I've ever heard someone try and say spurdo, I've always thought it was spur-do, is that not right?

Spordoh?

>They pronounce "Sauna" as "Soonah"
We literally don't though

Spoor-doh

The way it's pronounced here
youtube.com/watch?v=m_snpmKkJpw
>I've never heard this, I've always said sawn-a
It's the same thing that I said, you just write it the way an american would write it, while I wrote it the way a Finn would.

We pronounce it the way the letters are pronounced in English, user
U isn't pronounced oo

That's ok, we butcher your language too.
youtube.com/watch?v=62GQLILKkU4

>all these salty replies to an OP that isn't even ethnic Japanese

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why do you have to do this you stupid asshole

dunno why foreigners get so asshurt when americans fuck up their pronunciation, we like foreigners even more for it

Because the correct pronounciations are possible for English speakers, but Americans don't even try. No one would blame an American for fucking up African clicks, Chinese tones, or ü in German.

They are pronounced correctly. They're English words. The way they're pronounced in Japanese is irrelevant to their pronunciation in English.

I think OP is moreso talking about Americans who speak Japanese in a heavy American accent

>Ivan
They pronounce it like Ai-van.

> they pronounce Ivan like "Aivan"
what the fuck is wrong with americans

smorgasbord

it's

sm ["ea" as in "earl"] rg ["o" as in "lord"] bord

Nobody except for non english speakers pronunce it correctly, moron

Any Polish surname, like Kowalski, Dabrowski, Lebowski, Wozniak, wherer they pronounce 'w' as English 'w' and not 'v' as it should be. I think some Germans might sympathize with this aswell (Volkswagen for example)
also any attemt at pronouncing "Kościuszko"

Females with surnames ending with -ski, -cki
It's Jan Kowalski, but Anna Kowalska.
I guess it is excusable as English has no genders

>kielbasa sausage
kiełbasa means sausage so this just sounds dumb
>pierogis
pierogi is already plural, but I can excuse this as we sometimes do the same with English words

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>he dares to complain about this when the official japanese word for "boyfriend" is "boyifurendo" and other abominations like this are extremely common

>ekusu bokusu suri sikusuti

E-VON

Japanese is not one of those languages, nor is any relevant East Asian language for that matter

Sup fucker

Anglos in general can't speak other languages well. Their pronunciation is too stuck to them.
And English is a language with retarded as fuck phonetics.
>mfw Americans speaking Spanish

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doesn't half your language consist of butchered english

Japanese engrish

>クリスマスパーティー
>チョコレート
>マクドナルド
>キットカット
>ネクタイ
>エアメール
>バスケットボール

Do you want me to go on or do you see the hypocrisy already, たけしくん?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=m_snpmKkJpw

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>orng

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