Be singaporean

Are your hands soft?

I think they are! But my bum is softer!!

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Nobody cares you dumb cock sucker.

Cute.

aaaaaaa

y-yes!

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>Be Singaporean
>be office worker
ftfy

You won't be for long, unless that you belong at Weeine Hut Jr's

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I'm still a smol twinky boi two months in!!

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>be Finnish
>get concsripted

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allsingaporestuff.com/article/what-happens-when-you-declare-pes-status-302-homosexuals-serving-ns

declare 302 and show them this thread so they know you're a particularly weak and pathetic homosexual

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But I'm already an office clerk who goes home everyday, doing that won't change anything but put me under government surveillance!!

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>I post anime girls that means I'm cute

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I posted my piccies before and people say I'm cute!

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well post it again

Show them again, thanks.

beg for it sillies

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Nah, was asking. If you don't want to show it's fine.

Go and exterminate all non-han peoples.
We need some ethnic warfare in Singapore.

>I post anime girls/boys that means I'm cute

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>piccies
kek gross lol

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go away, dumb anti-Japan poster
you don't even speak chinese

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>the same people who called 90 kilo liechtoid MONSTER "a cute bunny :33333"
HmmmmmmMMMMmmmm

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>piccies
>This is the Singaporean army

Can we just subjugate these cucks for their resources already? Better than China getting them.

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have fun arresting people for chewing gum and placing urine detectors in elevators

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If you've been paying attention I'm not on /ausnz/ any longer

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>for their resources

What resources?

Beaches and sex.

But gaysex is illegal here for stupid reasons!!!

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Good thing I didn't say that, don't respond to me.

*responds to you*

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Don't worry you'll enjoy Aussie occupation

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I have an Australian bf!

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For what reason? You meshed well with other homos

So this is what singaporean army is all about

I guess theres too much inbreeding on their island

>You meshed well with other homos

Is this all people see in this poor Singaporean?

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I will advise you something very important.
Pick up soaps when you take shower in army. Then, interesting thing happens.

That's all he displays.

Clearly so.

Imagine being so talentless that all people see you as is a homo.

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Partly because I feel uncomfortable around you!!
But mostly because I'm too lazy to solve captchas when I can chat on discord instead.

But I don't take showers in the army desu

Are you the cute brit desu?

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Post it you fucking retarded anime-poster sissy

Anime posters deserve death by slow slicing desu

Uh?

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s-shan't make this thread again, there are too many meanies!!

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Pls show pics cute asian boys are the best

Are you the cutie brit from /ausnz/ desu?

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I don't post in /ausnz/.

that's sad desu!

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Why is that sad? It's a terrible general.

Hi Singa
Hope you conscription is treating ya ok!

It's sad because I want to find the cute Brit!!!

y-yes desu
are you chch desuu

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What kind of guns you want to use in army?

I wish I had gone to the army but they abolished conscripting.
Well our army is pretty soft tho, do you have a reason to be afraid of it?
If everyone has to go then some people of lither physique not used to rolling through the mud will also be there so I wouldnt expect bullying for that.

Ye I am c:

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I'm not allowed to use guns desu
I'm only allowed to use a keyboard and computer because I'm an office clerk!!

I'm exempted from physical activity desu, so I don't know about that desu

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I'm getting conscripted in July. I'll probably end up as a mortarman

Pwease show your cute self im coot too I swear its not like im cweepy or anything tee hee

C-cute desu

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Why?

He w-was cute and nice desu!!

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Here is tip. Watch anime when your boss is not watching you in office.

youre cute!

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I'm cute!!

I don't like to watch anime! I spend my time memorising US municipalities instead!

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>ignored
Geez, fine, if you dont want people to ask don't mention it
Ill just wait for my bf to return next week..

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If youre excempted from physical acrivity then what do they even expect you to do?

Strenuous office work like caring papers around the office!

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Oh office clerk.
Well then you just are at a more hyrarchical working place, you have to sleep in the barracks tho?
You might make aquaintances there.

is this new /balt/ thread?

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No, I go home every day at 5.30pm!

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what a shitty soldier

have you seen his body? its soft like a girls tbqh
hes not built for soldier work in the slightest

Damn.
That sounds boring desu.
Did they looked at you and put you in the office or did you wanted it like that so you dont have to get kicked through the dirt and shouted at?

How is life in the Singapore army?

B-both desu

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Worse than life in the Russian army!!

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>get kicked through the dirt and shouted at?
thought that you'd be into that, but i guess not by those people ae?

I d-don't like dirt! I want to be kicked through cum instead...

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Ah well.
When do you have to get up for it?
They give you free on a weekend day or not because eastern religion frowns on wasting a sunday?

He could have been the comfortpillow for frustrated conscripts.

would fuck this singa and then feel gay afterwards tbqhwy

I have to reach the office by 8!

>They give you free on a weekend day or not because eastern religion frowns on wasting a sunday?
What? All Asian countries have weekends off desu.

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you can always awol, then get detention barracks till you are 55 years old

> 8am
Mhm could be worse.
Is there any compensation for the time you spend there, like a small wage or is it enough that its your duty as a citizen?
> weekends off
Well I didnt know, could have been that you just pick your free days freely on a negation basis.