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alri purple aki

AHM JONNY VEEEGASSS

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*unfurls the Daily Mail*
bloody blacks running riot again

Remember when crypto was going to free us from toil lads haha

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Got a wonga loan and was able to pay it off in affordable monthly payments

If you're ever short on money, don't believe the hype. Go with Wonga.

the BBC is AIDS

why is it that anything that's government funded inevitably turns into complete wank

the internet was the biggest mistake in human history and in roughly 100 years my opinion will be vindicated

watch this space

Just opened my legs and it smells like a Dairylea Lunchable

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perhaps he's wondering why someone would steam a ham before chucking it out of a plane

girl?

PBS is good

my assigned TV license man challenged me to a jousting match when I went to get milk this morning, had to sprint back inside before he could get me

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6oIvL9qrqBU [Open]→

a good time was had by all

Yes

i'm pooped

i'm not gay but seeing some of the swimming lads at the commonwealth game but they make the willy twitch

Reckon growing up in America during the 70s/80s is the greatest destiny a man could hope for
Growing up in Britain during the 2000s/2010s

Truly a grim situation I’m in

PICS

Love the shapr of a guitar, its like a womans body flaring at the hips and bust. Wonder when stringed instruments started adopting this shape. Certainly not with the mandolin, which looks rather like a bollock.

never rodden (i don't know if that's the word) a horse

i imagine it's a very spiritual experience

You homosexual.

All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you

>Love the shapr of a guitar, its like a womans body flaring at the hips and bust. Wonder when stringed instruments started adopting this shape. Certainly not with the mandolin, which looks rather like a bollock.

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Grips on your legs
Front way, back way
You know that I don't play
Streets not safe
But I never run away
Even when I'm away
OT, OT is never much love when we go OT
I pray to make it back in one piece
I pray, I pray

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it's shit

messing me about

ffuck me dead hahahah

scots are the most whiny and insufferable (not to mention ugliest) people in europe

>raining
>Drinking so can't drive
>Have to get a bus

Something v. Depressing about busses outside of London, not sure why

it's not government funded

ed if youre here blink twice

cannot imagine living in a country where you can get rabies from dogs and common animals

terrifying

why can't more of my taxes go towards foreign aid lads? It's not fair.

good, autistic posts

BUH-BUH-BUH-BENNIE AND THE JETS

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BBC is fucking kino you spastic
>great documentaries
>great drama and comedy
>best radio shows
>impartial news that is famous around the world

But oh no, rorke can’t handle a black actor in his period drama
Fuck off

little monkey fella

thats just enforcement.

in terms of quality, it's fine

quality always diminishes as private sector gets involved because they expand reducing costs and catering to mass market which makes everything cheap in terms of cost but also cheap in terms of quality

funnily enough licence fee enforcement is all done by private contractors

*Vivaldi's Four Seasons starts playing*
*enters the thread*

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yes it is be quiet
cuck

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>a black actor
>singular

morning nonces

don't remember voting for right to buy

riden how fucking brainlet are you mate
it's not spiritual, trotting is kinda fun because you are bouncing on the horse, cantering is awful as it feels really uneven then galloping is scary but in a good way. walking is just boring

don't trust horses or donkeys or camels

Guess what

hate my so called life

Anyone watch The Big Questions today?

why

shut the fuck up you mongy spastic

remember playing with a canadian kid who moved next door when I was like 10. We were going into some deep bushes looking for a good place to make a den and he was getting more and more anxious until he finally asked "what if we meet a racoon with rabies in here??"

...

Watched the force awakens this morning and got a stiffy from the scene of rey being sold to slavery.

Thoughts?

that lordepost last night was very good

no thank you I have a triple digit IQ

dont remember voting for muzzies being here

imagine being a yankoid and having to worry about getting the bubonic plague in the 21st century

oh my days

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If I drink straight whisky I will blow loads of bloody mucus out of my nose the next morning, even more bloody than if I'd been on the beak.

reckon the girl got a bf and that's why she doesn't talk to me anymore

shame

trust this though? *whaps my donkey cock on the table to much interested murmuring and a few gasps*

If your stupid mick brain can’t see past the colour of a person’s skin then I’m genuinely quite sad for you
It’s a fucking telly show for christ’s sake not like they’re rewriting history
Do you also believe that the Avengers are real?

didn't you vote one in for president?

>make joke about suicide at the bar
>some sjw busybody has a go at me over it
>tell her my dad killed himself so i can joke about it all i like
>she shuts up
feels good being a victim

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didn't watch but honestly howled at the title
dunno why I always giggle when I see Jow Forums/pol memes used outside of Jow Forums

>get the plague
>can't afford to pay to see the plague doctor
>get shot
>can't afford to have my body hauled away in a cart

Grim bitch wash your cunt.

same

>that title
jethuth cwithe

Blasting Fratres by Arvo Part tryna block out the dullness of my surroundings

Hat me if you want, frankly I don't give a damn

>>Drinking so can't drive

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should have said you are suicidal

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pic related is a better poster than every british poster on this board combined

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how many of you got an ASBO when you were younger?

well i am but isn't everyone these days?

I'm in the 0.1% so if I want to drink and drive, I just can. I literally live my life doing whatever I want without even having to think of any repercussions

do you prefer black or white pudding lads?

dont remember asking about your drinking habits

>not like they're rewriting history
paki
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/06/mary-beard-twitter-abuse-roman-britain-ethnic-diversity

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH your dad commited suicide

>on the sniff
>wake up with a bogie that is essentially a cast of your entire nostril
>that sensation as you extract it

Good one Deano mate. Pub later?

says the guy who fucked himself up because he rode his bike drunk, mong

>He didnt put the milk in first

crying

why are you laughing at me?

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