/v4/ + friends

More like
>kay, poop

if it was possible to just buy yourself a girlfriend in a GF shop then I wouldn't do it anyway because it's not getting the gf that is a problem it's maintaining her

I wouldn't know what the fuck am I supposed to do, am I supposed to talk to her every day? Every few days? How to ask her if she's into piss without creeping her out? I'm so out of touch with relationships that it would be easier for me to learn how to fly a plane on my own.

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post the thing u sent yesterday

>pornstars born in 2000 are now legal

well, Hungary?

>year 3000, waifubots are affordable for almost everyone
>user decides to buy himself a robowaifu
>greetings owner, I will be your girlfriend from now on, what is your favourite position?
>w-what?
>don't tell me you never did it despite being in your 20s?
>I didn't
>robot glitches out for a few seconds because her programming doesn't cover such autism
>she starts laughing
>she sends email to her company mocking user
>everyone LMAOs at user, every roboshop knows he is a fucking loser
>I'm sorry user I'm afraid you have to return me to the shop, I can't do it :)

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just get a hooker
she'll slide next to you in bed and make you comfortable until you wag your tail as a happy doggo

If you've loved someone and wanted to spend time with them you'd know, rather than being obsessed with just the concept of a gf.

I love marcel

The biggest problem in this game is keeping balance between blobbing and aesthetical borders

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but kill yourself normie

this

ayyyy gottem

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I wish we had another jewish pogrom to be honest

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dobry den :3

eating chicken rn
hey

wypierdalaj chuju

welcome

come play haxball with us.
html5.haxball.com/?c=Ux6NFsgoEq4&p=1
Pass: Jow Forums

eating oats

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fuck off turkroach if I wanted to play a shit game I would reinstall LOL or CSGO I know your serb shithole can only afford F2P games but some of us have standards

>le traditional slavic wymmyn
love this meme

is there any place were women still act feminine instead of trying to have ''le attitude''?

hes a faggot twink

Mainland China

yes in the past century

nice meme

so a normie

SKURWYSYN

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yeah basically a normalFAG

>dude based jewish desert cult num. x XD

reminder vanilla G2 > NK > G1 > Risen garbage > G3 >Risen 2 > Risen 3 shit > Arcania >

>vanilla G2
retard
shit, unfinished game
NK made this game good and challenging

Say that to my face and we'll see who's a fag.

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>NK
>making anything challenging
LMAO

I always knew polacks are fucking stupid and Hitler was right
>it's easier to join factions
>overpowered as fuck Claw of Beliar
>you get the best early game armor for free (pirate armor)
where is the challenge you retarded slav(e)?

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post belly

I bet that fucking polack has mercenaries as his favourite faction too

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>it's easier to join factions
who cares nigger, a good player cleans all the faction missions for exp before joining one

>overpowered as fuck Claw of Beliar
who the fuck even uses this crap, not worth sacrificing hitpoints to improve it when i have 200dmg berserker axe, literally noob weapon for soft pussies like you who think it is overpowered

>you get the best early game armor for free (pirate armor)
you get every other early game faction armor for free too

and so what if this armor is stronger than vanilla ones, if the monsters are 3x stronger?
you piece of shit, i can point 10000 more things that make NK more challenging, like not being able to summon more than 1 demon, demons being nerfed so they can't do shit to dragon etc, but it's not worth talking to piece of shit who plays vanilla G2

>you get every other early game faction armor for free too
but those armors are weaker you fucking retard

point out at least 5 things that make NK more challenging typical retarded polack subhuman who got patritioned 3 times
>HURR I know something but I won't tell you because actually I know fuck all, I have a round head, I'm bald since 19yo, my mother is an alcoholic and I live in a commieblock!

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don't be shy Bruce I'm a girl it's ok to post belly for me

BLUEEERGH I'm a fucking polack hehe PC master race *plays on 8 year old computer that can't run anything newer than FEAR* I HATE consoles because I can't afford one just like I can't afford a new graphics card let me tell you about vidya

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I just did you dumb slut.

playing with polacks is a fucking disaster there wasn't a single game where I saw a good polish player
>play vidya
>xXxHussarxXx joins the game
>KTO PL?
>goes 4/15
>WTF noob team report!
>proceeds to grief and tank a game that could be won without him

will you be my gf?

I only date blacks

>but those armors are weaker you fucking retard
pirate armor: 55/55/0
heavy militia armor that can be bought at the beggining of chapter 2: 60/60/10
fucking woah
and the monsters in NK are 3x stronger

>HURR I know something but I won't tell you because actually I know fuck all, I have a round head, I'm bald since 19yo, my mother is an alcoholic and I live in a commieblock!

you stupid polack, you can check the changelog in the internet
everyone knows that NK is much harder, mainly because monsters are finally dangerous
not to mention that vanilla is bugged as fuck, you can run by every guarded gate, by running sideways and skip straight to Lord Hagen
FUCK YOU

I can start training cruisers now

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>caldari
I thought pepiks liked Gallentes

NK is bugged too you dumb darkie you can completely break the game by pressing strafe while swinging your sword making it hit faster, you can swing two handed sword as fast as a single handed one that way

glitched fucking piece of shit

Gallante are bunch of cucks

polacks play Gothic because it's the most primitive RPG possible, they are too stupid for Morrowind and Deus Ex

Morrowind is shit

morrowind is a piece of shit lmao
>swing
>miss
>swing
>miss
>swing
>miss
>but you have to wait for stamina to regen!!11!!!
good fucking game you nigger

Is Skyrim VR good? I guess not, seeing as it is Skyrim.

don't expect a big improvement
they're not that great for level 2 missions (rapid light missile launchers are your only option against frigates and they suck) and doing level 3 stuff is a pain too, if I remember correctly

Skyrim is best TES game

I always skipped straight to BC desu.

I would like to start doing atl east fucking level 2 mission but I still cant. I did like 30 l1 missions and still dont have enough rep for lvl 2

BLUEEERGH

Look at me I'm a Miroslav Fedorovich, I earn 50 more euro than rest of the Slavs, I'm actually more homophobic than some of them but I'm le western and civilized! I play on a computer my father found in german trash bin and Quake 2 is the most advanced vidya on it, I have IQ 75 and I'm shitskinned so I can't comprehend the freedom Morrowind gives me, I only play games where there are 2 corridors to ''explore''!

slav - slave

German Master please fuck my wife!
nothing VR is good

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What's the IT situation in Czechia and Slovakia? Is there a deficit of workers? Can you live on a salary working in this sector?
I have been thinking lately about this quite much. I don't want to go to Germany or elsewhere for obvious reasons.
Pls no bully.

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i think if you can code and speak english, you can find job in every country

>Morrowind

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where is the problem?

and this is why only hipster faggots like Morrowind. Its also probably game that they can run on their computers lol

why games like Deus Ex are not popular in your eastern euroshit gulags? The story is too complex? The gameplay rewards creativity and exploration too much? Not enough cuckold?

does it have multiplayer

this
i only completed Morrowind once, with a mod that made 100% of my attacks hit the target
i did not like the gameplay a little bit, but the main plot was enjoyable so i finished it
did not bother with guilds because those were MMO-tier quests
no recorded dialogues, nothing, click to take quest, go kill someone, click to take reward

Gothic is superior to this shit game

that's why it's more well known but gothic was only played in krautland, pooland and russia right?

it reminds us of totality too much

tell me what is your favourite Gothic faction and I will tell you why you are not white

I liked Human Revolution

my best character ever was a mage but i barely used any magic, pumped everything into strenght so hard that i could wear the two handed sword that needs 130 strenght in second chapter, when i fought last boss i had 230 strenght and raped him within 10 seconds

local co op, no multiplayer

>I liked a normicized piece of shit that is all about ''DUDE AUGMENTATIONS LMAO'' when even piece of shit Invisible War had multiple themes going on

slavs at their finest

Human Revolution and Mankind Divided are god tier games
play Dishonored 1 and 2 if you like stealth games like this

>my best character ever was a mage but i barely used any magic

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If popularity alone is what makes a game good, then PUBG is the king of FPS and Skyrim is the best RPG ever.

you get healing rune very quick as a mage

>Mankind Divided
>god tier
XD

>Dishonored
>similar at all to Deus Ex
>calling Deus Ex a stealth game
this is why entire world thinks polacks are fucking stupid

clean my toilet now

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marcel what do you think about dark messiah of might n magic

I want to live in a muslim- and balkan-free place. I don't want to pay taxes for Ibrahim's welfare. I am okay being alone and simply minding my own stuff and content with just the basics of life. That's it.

I enjoyed it, it's a shame there was no sequel and the final '''''''boss'''''''' was a disaster, if you liked it then you should try Arx Fatalis

shouldn't be a problem

time to masurbate
downloaded some 4K porn from pornolab earlier

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alright

>pornolab
hands off CIS clay

what is yours is mine too brother

>when you give up porn and fapping and realize what a piece of trash you really are when you use all that extra free time to read manga and sit on your ass all around the clock anyway

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