Be me

>be me
>an ethnic Russian born in Belgium
>visiting my grandparents during the Orthodox Easter
>walk on a thin street
>a man on a bicycle is moving to me
>no signs that this road is for bikes only
>a guy stops and there's literally few cm between us
>I smile and say 'sorry, I had to turn to the other side of a road'
>he said 'fucking idiot, you must go that way (means the right)'
Why do all the Russians so rude? I don't think I did something which could've insult or offend him.

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Could actually beat the shit out of him, I'm a big one

>>a man
>all the Russians
there's your mistake

Did you walk on the left side of the road?

I've got another story about those people's rudeness.
I was crossing the road, a man almost hits me and the he just says 'get the fuck out of the road, you dumb fuck'. There was red, in fact.

>born in Belgium
How was the childhood?

Yep, I was on the left.
I've got much more stories like that

>get the fuck out of the road, you dumb fuck'.
I bet he didn't say that in English
What did he yell in Russian exactly?

>Yep, I was on the left.
Then he's right, you are an idiot. You should walk on the right side of

Well, my childhood was, I guess, average. I like Russia and its people except of some local mentslity differences, anyway wouldn't live here

You've just been to Moscow most likely.

>anyway wouldn't live here

But you like it?

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"Cъeби c дopoги, ёбaный дeбил"
I was talking to my gf in a foreign language, so he could get that I'm not into local rules, don't you think so?

>Cъeби c дopoги, ёбaный дeбил
Haha, classic.
>my gf in a foreign language
You're a dirty racemixer then. You deserved it lad

Nah, I'm a Jew, therefore most of my Russian relatives live in the southern part of the country
It's like most of Aussies who visit Japan. They wouldn't like to live there even though Japan is nice.

>I'm not into local rules
Like walking on the right side of the road? Ёбaный дeбил indeed.

>an ethnic Russian born in Belgium
>I'm a Jew

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She's Swiss, m8. I'll get Swiss citizenship if we marry. It's profitable, isn't it? (Also in a Jews, so my blood has been mixed for several time and this probably made me of those guys ho had sex at school)

>ethnic Russia
>I'm a Jew

I didn't know that. Actually he could just say me that I don't have to walk this side
Och come on, the Jews have made up your country

>I didn't know that
Are you retarded? Don't tell me you've never used a road before.

>russia has bike only roads

>the Jews have made up your country
That's why it's so shit then.
You look like a fucking churka, кaкoй из тeбя ethnic russian, дypaшкa?

>russia has bike only roads
There are some areas, I've seen it twice in Sochi
Я нe выгляжy кaк aшкeнaзи или гopeц, мoи пpeдки были eвpeями из Aвcтpии, я дoвoльнo бeлый и нoc пpямoй (мoгy дaть дoкaзaтeльcтвa)
Here must be special road for bicycles only. They mustn't ride where regular people walk

Jews are more handsome than slavs, you prick.

Jewish man+Slavic woman=Godlike children, smart and beautiful

Doubt.

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>мoгy дaть дoкaзaтeльcтвa
Would be nice. I have yet to meet a jew that looks white.

Fuck off, retard.

>an ethnic Russian born in Belgium
>I'm a Jew

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Since when do Jews celebrate Easter?

Russian need to have their face smashed in constantly, you are a slave race and naturally don't know any other life

>Jew
>wants to become sw*ss

I'm shocked. Also, you will have to live in switzerland for like 5 or 6 years (depending on the canton) before you can be naturalized. You're better off with your Belgian passport if you have one