/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends

sweet tea edition

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Weird when you see a gated community but there are coloreds walking around inside. What's the point.

that's not a gated community that's a prison user

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why are flegs still dead?

jej

lmao

I NEED a Swedish gf

I deserve a sweaty black Georgian gf

I deserve a harem of Venezuelan women who will fornicate with me for sandwich bread and paper towels

Would rather die than go to work lads

lel

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>soyboy posting

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About to watch Seraphim Falls, any thoughts ?

what's that?

A 2006 western with Liam Neeson and Pierce Brosnan
So far so good

i bought 3 mammi boxes

>redditflags down
>dead thread
p pathetic if you think about it in content context

I wonder if I could find some in France, in a niche Finnish shop in Paris or something

Just got shot cold copping in Decatur (left thigh x1, left forearm x2)

based complaining about the thread being dead instead of making a worthwhile post poster

or just make it yourself, its quite simple

No further word on the island posse, lads

having sum beer again lads kozel dark this time, and thiking of big titty gf

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>2003 + 15
>mobile phone browsers are still borderline unusable pieces of shit

what is this?

Kozel is great

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gay flags

you're plantway or faulkner
macon
vance

Straighter than you, Cletus

how much should I level adaptability in dark souls 2
the hitbox on my roll is shiite at 9 rn

105 agility is for dark souls 1 fast roll

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just cleaned my shelf

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That was not me.

Did anyone do that favor for me? I've been gone all afternoon.

I would but I don't have a gamecube emulator. sorry

Looks like flags are back on the menu boys

liar

>updated flags
I'm sorry for saying liar

I'm more mad at the fact you didn't (You) me a single time

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Noice
I can go to sleep now, bye lads

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Send help

>Macon has a receding hairline

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update your flags and leave macon alone

Wrestlemania is on.

*DDT's you*

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californigger

does History Channel show anything besides American Pickers?

Good one.

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Pawn Stars

I liked Modern Marvels before they stopped airing it

Modern Marvels was kino
fell asleep with that on so many times as a kid

Is it weird to get braces at 25 lads? My dentist says I need to push my teeth out or I'll end up with a severe underbite when I'm old

was Life After People on History Channel? The special was great

>posting on forechin at 25
you're screwed either way lad

Don't do it, he's just trying to shake you down for money. Also having an underbite is really not the worst thing in the world. I've turned down having mine fixed tons of times because it's not worth it and nobody notices until I tell them anyway.

pawn stars is fun, except when they get into stupid side story drama bullshit

>there are three(3) walmarts within 10 minutes of me but no butchers
sometimes I hate Sam Walton

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I just thought of that as soon as I posted. Bad isn't it?v

You think so? I got good insurance rn so I won't be paying anything. I'm thinking of quitting this job soon so if I decide to get it later id have to Shell out

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well in that case ask if you can get those transparent ones.

lonny's meats got shut down for mixing organs in with their ground meats

sounds about right

why are dixies so nice compared to other americans?

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it's nice to be nice

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southern hospitality for all
>[T]he hospitality of southerners is so profuse, that taverns are but poorly supported. A traveler, with the garb and the manners of a gentleman, finds a welcome at every door. A stranger is riding on horseback through Virginia or Carolina. It is noon. He sees a plantation, surrounded with trees, a little distance from the road. Without hesitation he rides to the door. The gentleman of the house sees his approach and is ready upon the steps
>Conversation flows cheeringly, for the southern gentleman has a particular tact in making a guest happy. After dinner you are urged to pass the afternoon and night, and if you are a gentleman in manners and information, your host will be in reality highly gratified by your so doing.
>Such is the character of southern hospitality.

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dixians grow up with plenty of resources and space around them so they grow up to be nice decent human beings (a mentality of plenty)

/cum/ grows up in urban dwellings surrounded by Mexicans, niggers and student debt so they lash out (starvation mentality)

>that taverns are but poorly supported
>that one English merchant who wrote an entire book bitching about how shit our inns were

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he was too much of an autist to ask approach southern gentlemen and got stuck in rat-traps

>plant
>posting nime
KYS

dumb swedeshit

these have been staple /dixie/ memes since before you posted here

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pls censor the nime

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shitty meme canashit

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REPENT

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:-:7

I just now realized he looks like the pastor uusimaa always posts

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good post
inb4 Andersonism becomes a new branch of Christianity

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hes already sorta considered a cult leader

hes just a wacky preacher

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oh i placed to image to wrong direction fuggerr

hmm looks fine when opened

m e m e
h a r d
>clicks mouse internally

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I want Alex Jones to play the radio dj in Fallout

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Really, really, really struggle to respect "people" (read: nationalities, subread: ethnicities) that don't ride hot at all times. Like is an AWDWWITKISI gonna fuck your GPA up so much that you can't recover. Your street GPA is on probation every time you're not personally sovereign when you leave the rental.

this

stuck in yankee land boys send help

>manhattan
thats the nice part of nyc isn't it?

yeah I don't mind it here I guess. at least there's chick fil a in manhattan

>not repping the city you're from
Just how poverted are you

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finnish high culture

>poverted

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>manhattan
Been there before, we took a family trip to NYC one year. Great food, not a huge fan of the people though. They're in this hasty go-go-go mode all day long and can be pretty rude because of it.