>Europe is unironically named after a semitic princess
OH NO NO NO
Europe is unironically named after a semitic princess
Joshua Foster
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Alexander Davis
Europe was an Hellen from Cyprus.
Zachary Anderson
>Europe is named after a princess who was abducted by a BULL
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Michael Gray
>In Greek mythology, Europa (/jʊəˈroʊpə, jə-/; Ancient Greek: Εὐρώπη, Eurṓpē, Attic Greek pronunciation: [eu̯.rɔ̌ː.pɛː]) was the mother of King Minos of Crete, a woman with Phoenician origin of high lineage, and after whom the continent Europe was named
Jordan Young
I guess Europeans will have to change the name kek.
Dylan Garcia
WHAT!
Jack Hernandez
so she's a greek that was taken by a big black bull? history really does repeat itself
Bentley Gonzalez
>this is the turkish royal family
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Jack Peterson
that's not the royal family retard
those are british.
this is the only descendant alive
Ethan Davis
If they're royalty than why don't they rule turkey?
Jaxson Edwards
thanks for the (you)s
David Smith
male descendant*
Andrew Roberts
Raped by a BIG WHITE BULL.
You can't make this shit up.
Leo Rivera
>white
actually the bull was black (read the original mythology). Crackers whitewashed him after 19th century
Connor Carter
it is explicitly mentioned in the story that it was a WHITE bull
btfo ehhehehhe xd i love having highly intellectual debates on Jow Forums really feels like saving the white race
Jaxon Clark
you sure it wasn't a kurdish bull?
Cooper Jackson
sorry lad, it was a WHITE bull, just like turkish royalty
Leo Thomas
Mother Evropa
Joseph Jackson
BIG WHITE BULL
Leo Long
TINY ARAB PRINCESS
Gabriel Collins
She was abducted by zeus
Dylan Long
America is named after a Med explorer: Amerigo Vespucci.
Sebastian Gomez
Kek those afrocentric they see a black drawing and say we wuz kangz and sheeit.
Jaxson Moore
>cockroach education
Kevin Ward
According with their logic the romans were greens because there is a green bust oh him
Henry Turner
this unironically looks like him
Caleb Richardson