/brit/

just pooed out loud

Pogba is the next step in Human evolution

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The comfy way out

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/sp/ was the GOAT board

/brit/ is a pathetic husk of what /epl/ and /trans/ used to be. less mentally ill autists back then.

The real Assads are the women pissing oestrogen into the drinking water

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>kekked
why don't you say lol or lol'd or laughed? feel pressured to say kek because it's what all the cool kids are supposed to say around here? isn't it weird to use certain words your whole life, that they just come out naturally, and then all of a sudden be forced to use completely different words (ones that dont even fucking making sense) all of a sudden?

>/sp/

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>my nose starts running as I listen to Zizek monologue about Trump

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What happenend to:
-Ernie who worked in Greggs
-Bog Sim his sargon
-Paige

Sp was comfier

Used to poast in cric.

Brit is crabs in a bucket

you can suck my steel augmented cybernetic cock, meatbags

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All classes apart from the lower middle-class should be purged

lol and kek, whilst literally meaning the same thing (kek was how "lol" would appear in world of warcraft), they are generally used to denote different levels of amusement

youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk

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shagging a crumpet

Where did it all go wrong?

don't know why my hangover isn't bad today
don't even feel that depressed

Hello Deano

>he thinks he will actually be uploaded

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In a restaurant enjoying insanely expensive food paid for by my br9ther but all I want to do is get it ove4 and d9ne with so I can go rail a fat line of Chang in the toilets

ah yes, the English rose

ASSad haha

Deano is """working"""" class scum and will be purged with the rest of them

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This unironically. The system has been going on for too long to back now. The best hope is that technology will be able to solve our problems. Outer Space colonization is the best choice anyways. No longer completely dependent on the earth.

>not saying lel with that poorly drawn trollface

why are white males so violent?

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GASS-MY-OWN-PEOPLE-ad lol

alri

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fuck off cunt. you only started using kek here on Jow Forums. you used to say lol before over texts, msn and mxit. don't try and bullshit me.

>primitivists

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>This is the future you chose

just burst into tears lol

t. dave on the dole

>mixit
Awh ma se kin lmimp

whites are a violent race

Yeah, technology is going to solve the biggest problem the elites of our race have. The teeming multitudes of humanity.

Enjoy your sterilisation while you swallow their sci-fi shite about a galactic human empire.

was literally just listening to this

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got stabbed in london yesterday
pouch

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too much testosterone

nah, I used to play world of warcraft from 2006 to 2010, I got kek from that
you silly cunt

absolutely cannot wait for the AI supercomputer overlords to determine that humans are inefficient and obsolete and slaughter all humans

Mad that people think this is real

awe laaaaaanie.
no you didn't. fuck off.

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My chances are better with that, then dying of starvation or some fucking easily curable disease like primitivst retards will.

I'll be stood outside the main entrance of the manchester arndale at 6pm if anyone fancies a scrap.

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What do I ask a tinder-girl from north west scotland? I already did the Norwegian settlement thing, what now?

I don't get the Jow Forumslacks who larp about space colonies
It isn't going to be some ethnostate, all the people on the top of the space industry are massive liberals , the space colonies would be more diverse than the workers at a London McDonalds

is she pantless?

just vaped some jenkem

Hope everyone that made FIFA dies horribly in front of their families tbqh

tell her you've got a wee cock (wee means big in scotland)

How the FUCK is it 2018 already? Where did the last 8 years go? They weren't kidding how time just starts to fly by the older you get.

>muh galactic empire
>muh elon musk
>muh space colonisation

You are literally either going to be exterminated, slowly removed by sterilisation, or just microdosed and genetically modified into happy passivity. Your future is that of a domestic animal as long as technology progresses.

If your gf wont:
>put something up your butt
>fart for you
>provide you with emotional support

If she really the one?

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Ok, anything else unironically?

>no you didn't.
I did!

why would I lie about this sort of thing?
not everyone you speak to no the internet is a Jow Forumstard

AI is the future of evolution and you cant stop it. humanity is unconsciously working towards this goal and there are no brakes.

say you'd like to munchy on her stinking rotten box

based if im honest

proto bf is getting upset and saying he wishes I was there with him

getting a bit heavy this

>I did!
>why would I lie about this sort of thing?
>not everyone you speak to no the internet is a Jow Forumstard

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Humans will go extinct (and thats a good thing)

No she's wearing skin-tight, skin-coloured leggings.

She also appears to be picking her children up from school. State of it.

>I did!
no you didn't.

give him a slap

teehee im bent btw :V

liked this pic so much I saved it

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imagine being so pathetic you come to Jow Forums to brag/complain about your dating life

within 2 decades, an average family home in a bad area will cost £1,000,000

The average salary will be £35,000

You should message me if

You're not a straight dude. The 'people' in the 'looking for' bit on my profile does not include men, just women and non binary folk. Dassit. I'm interested in hearing from queer/lgbt+ ppl, for that sweet wlw mlm solidarity/to discuss being giant gays. But srsly. Cishets. I'm gay. I won't respond. Fuck thee all the way off.

Also to my guys wanting a threesome- take your sainsburys basics pick up lines and get tae fuck.

why do Australians start fires

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think about it lads, is life just for people that don't have the balls to kill themselves? it's a bag of shit for most people, we can clock out at anytime, yet we choose not to. is earth just the bottom rung of humanity and every good individual is dead

I did
stop being an eejit

yes, because housing bubbles never burst and inflate forever

one of the northern irish posters is a massive soyboy who watches anime

>microdosed and genetically modified into happy passivity

sign me up

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Some people do enjoy life or so I've been told

At first maybe. Just have to wait it out to the point where it becomes feasible for small groups to start their own colonies. You're going to get all kinds of shit. Like those cults that popped all over the midwest here, only even more isolated.

uhhh yeah we're going to go into space lads and we're going to have a space empire!!!

here's some 30 minute long youtube videos that explain how a theoretical system could work!

This is the best case scenario tb h

Worst case is we just get replaced by AI, in which case everyone dies.

this totally contradicts your initial claim. so you're def lying.

[email protected]

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