/brit/

all this proves is that the south west is by far the best part of engwal

you need medicated doug

youtube.com/watch?v=fey5MoTEf4Q let's GET EDGY LADS

like boobies
like bums
end of

it's almost like urban areas share certain similarities that are not present in rural areas
how fascinating

I hate Stewart Lee, he's like Ian Huntley to me. A shit haired cunt, who resides at the very apex of all that is patience testing wank, seriously when there is the comedy equivalent of the Nuremberg trials, this bastard is going to be hung from the highest fucking lamppost, pelted with wasps' nests and dog shit, before being blasted with a flamethrower, fucking hell, I can't put into words how much I detest this utter fucking cunt. He's made a career out of smugness, I hope fucking Crohn's disease kills him.

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femdom porn is the best porn

You simply can't prove me wrong

name one comedian who isn't a self involved lefty soyboy

Bones and other school shooter rap is pretty edgy, wouldn't say Yung lean is

youtu.be/zTY7dvFJbXY

tune~

Russel Howard

Just letting loose and having a laugh lad don't judge me

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snorted in derision at these words of yours

final two DVDs to watch tonight, which do I choose? Taxi Driver or Aliens (Original)

Stewart Lee is a shit version of Abroad in Japan

MUH MICROBREWS

racist

getting my daily dose of the Paul brothers
*hits the nae-nae*

alan gets rinsed and he runs away haha

need to watch another film like drive

the DAILY MAIL

>Posters: 62

Can you believe there's 60 other virgins sat alone on their laptops/phones trying to come up with inventive ways to say poo nigger?

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stewart lee is genuinely funny but ruins his own obvious talent by getting involved in politics

politics simply isnt funny, cannot name a single funny "political" comedian

Hugh Dennis
Jimmy Carr

Are any of you colored? What does it feel like living in England?

no, I meant normal beer

It's an unnatural state for a woman unless she is mentally ill or into role play (because that's what it is really)
Still the best porn.

taxi driver is GOAT if you don't have to wake up early in the morning, lad

these things are a fucking curse. good thing they only sell them every few months

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Mfw Americans call normal beer "microbrews"

roy chubby brown, the best comedian that ever lived

he's a fan of the fall so respect to him for that

hannibal buress
eric andre
sean lock

the 6.8 dyed her hair a horrid colour
she's 5.8 now at best

I'm half Pakistani

the Pear ciders of the ukips fell through the bar stew

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feces negroid

both lefty soyboys

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aye, am pink

stewart lee drags his jokes out too long for little added comical effect

[pp mohhrt

this man invented /brit/

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Norm MacDonald
Dylan Moran

given the population of the UK, does that make us all 1 in a million?

>Poosters: 62 niggers

Can poo nigger there's 60 other poo niggers sat alone on their poos/niggers trying to poo up with inigger ways to say poo nigger?

five or six cans of lager and a few lines of chang and everything just feels fantastic. you can go about life as normal but just feeling mint and energetic and ready for anything.

GOD SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF SAD CASE TWAT

you're literally being one of them spastics on /fa/ who dresses in ninjacore

idiot I said yung lean would be edgy to a girl (presumed normie girl)

why can't you just have dropped it?

haha look at me aren't i clever

no you're fucking not you cunt

6.8 isn't going to the event
will be next seeing her in a month or so
kill me

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The first host of Nevermind The Buzzcocks

Funny way to spell Bernard Manning

But one spirit was forever gone from his life. In the book, David admits he hasn’t heard from his brother once since he was arrested. He recounts, third hand, Ted’s reaction at hearing that it was David who had identified him for the FBI. “That’s impossible,” Ted was reported to say. “David loves me. He’d never do that.”

“I sent him a Christmas card again this year,” David said. “I don’t write to him as often as I did when mom was alive but I still write to him. I want him to know that the door’s open if he ever wants to reach out to me.”

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Was at a good level of intoxication for ages on Saturday and had a blast.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ap7FLVc0mVo
youtube.com/watch?v=Ap7FLVc0mVo
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Sean Lock

Did Taxi Driver keep you awake?
I slept like a baby after watching it, it was a comfy film.

the crime rates on is guilty of this but there are obvious mismatches between the rest
look at the south west

eric andre is a lefty soyboy he interrupted an alex jones speech in protest and asked him to sleep with his wife

imagine being so triggered bc u know nothing about music and yung lean lmao

shut up dave

youtube.com/watch?v=JIoBBKfOGg0
Love frank zappa
He's so innovate, experimental and funny. I love how he trolls those libtards/hippy commies. Most people don't get his music because it's so complex and out there. I showed we're only in it for the money to a friend at school and he was visibly scared. What a pleb

shut the fuck up

Literally ok I'm telling you the gods honest truth yeah

if she dyed her hair, she has done it to get a male's attention

could be you, could be someone else. keep in mind what I said.

Very true lad

I have a gf but woudn't dare ask about it desu - she'd probs be long gone lmao

>"Communism is good in theory, but..."

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aww, whats the matter lad? on the comedown again? mong

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Sam Hyde

youtube.com/watch?v=f7Nffq0bOgE

tjoons

looool
imagining retaking grove street with this accident and tomfoolery prone madman

samuel j hyde

peter kay

the sonics
the sonics
the sonics

mark lamarr, he was way ahead of the times

dunno who alex jones is

good post

F

frankie boyle before he got bluepilled

norm is good but dylan is another boring lefty

youtu.be/Ln5Ad1YaxM0?t=173

Adolf Hitler

basil brush

>rape
>"crisis"

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i was off my rockets when i first watched it, got me staying up thinking for hours. have you watched the deer hunter? that honestly fucked me up, but i was a bit too young for it - that russian roulette scene gave me the gooks.

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imagine being blown the fuck out this badly
off you trot

lads I've pretended to be a girl online to get cunts to send me money

How much of a cunt am I (it worked btw)

left a buttplug in the bathroom

sister found it

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yung lean

grooming & pedophilia hotspots is pretty much an exact match with population density over a certain threshold

seems like no one's fallen for my hat bait :(

moran is shocking in how banal his observations are humour are, man only used to fly by on his smoking disheveled irish appearance