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he stabbed himself twice in the heart and then removed the blade

I've got the sun in my pocket
And the moon in my hands

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sue

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have stuff to do

Sorry, I only watch comedies produced by non-soybo- *sees Soylent truck*

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you'd be surprised

free up the mandem

hehe sorry lorde just trying to uh
*turns sideways to try and squeeze past*
yeah um just trying to get to my room over
*points*
there haha oop um sorry
*brushes tits as i squeeze past*
ohh um sorry about that haha! well anyway it was nice to meet you
*walks back to my room*

get help

no his gf killed him

>booked the entire week off work
>spent it doing nothing
>toil returns tomorrow
>this is my life until I die

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I miss him lads

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because it was your actual opinion and now you're trying to downplay it because you're embarrassed that you're such a human cringe factory

>nonces are evil subhumans!

lorde almighty, look at yourself! paedosexuals are people too, just with a different sexuality than you. fact: 95% of paedos resist their urges and are perfectly normal members of society

bbc reports that weapon behind the increase of stabbings in London is yung lean

What do you think of this goddess?

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Yung Leen more like Young Peen because only nonces listen to him lmao

y?

here's some really cool albums by obscure indie bands i like, you've probably never heard of any of this stuff before, it's pretty esoteric

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Techno is the best genre of music and also has best likelihood of getting with a bird who is filth in the sack

very nice

Bet 190kg is a proper cringey cunt on a pill
would spin his jaw so hard he'd never gurn again

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIT MY PAAAANTS

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I killed himself

nah why would she do that it's not like she tried to steal all his money after she killed him

grim

a 100% british angel

would pay a week's wages to hear her fart through a walkie talkie lad

*increases my boot's pressure on your neck*

12 good albums there in total, rest should be binned.

>21 years old
>Looks 38
grim

anyone remember harry hill? is his show still about or did they cancel it? i have a theory the world started going shit when his show was cancelled. he was like a relic of the 90/early 00s, blind optimism and lighthearted, innocent humour. very rare to find that nowadays, everything's a bit cynical and serious.

What was

good read

love lisicki
the quantum duality of it being a gimmick but also not being a gimmick is truly a masterpiece of engineering

me and the lads at the go karting

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thinking of making a new cheese greater out of yung lean albums

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i really like her arse

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literally every band on here is mainstream as fuck

i am a human cringe factory

When did reviewbrah transition?

Do this consider as good wife in Britain?

It wasn't cancelled, he just stopped doing it. Harry Hill is a bit of a weird bloke.

Tv Burp? got canned a while ago
now he just does you've been framed

I think that's just your shitty itv povvo childhood fading away and now you've emerged to the world as a jaded and apathetic adult

dribbling retard

clearly inaccurate there is no sign of yung lean

is this how they make satyrs?

did a little chortle at this one

can't see yung lean anywhere

he's had some new shows since but they haven't been as good

beautiful day today lads

wish i could live in spain where every day is this nice

50% British 50% Albanian
same

Cringey cunts

alri

>YOUR NOH 'AVIN ME FOOKIN' PUDDIN'

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new zealand is a cultural powerhouse

spazzy noncefactory

>go back to some guy's house when I'm high
>finally get back to his bedsit and realise he's an absolute state
>keeps banging on about how he's 190cm tall
>starts playing some yung lean meme music like it's 2012 or something
>can't be bothered to go home, pretend to pass out so I don't have to sleep with this melt

it actually makes a lot of sense
read about it

I'm a sociable, outgoing person who likes meeting up with friends in the pub and going to gigs/ festivals. I'm into gin/ wine and like cooking good food. My music guilty pleasures include cheesy 90s pop and musical soundtracks.

>rugby never even starts tbf
Rugby has far more action in it than footy which is literally Africans passing a ball to each other for 90 minutes.

>There's a bear inside your stomach
>A cub's been kicking from within
>He's loud, though without vocal cords
>We'll put an end to him
>We'll make all the right appointments
>No one ever has to know
>And then tomorrow I'll turn twenty-one
>We'll script another show
>We'll play charades up in the Chelsea
>Drink champagne although you shouldn't be
>We'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep
>None of our friends will come, they dodge our calls
>And they have for quite awhile now
>It's not a shock, you don't seem to mind
>And I just can't see how

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>entire personality revolves around music
>constantly posts shit song
>constantly incorrectly describes songs and artists
is this the definition of a dilettante?

she looks younger without makeup

*tries to think of kiwi culture*
*fails*

hmm

Remember when all the Kosovan kids in year 8 ganged up on the Serbian kid (as a joke)

good banter

*talks about black and white unity*
*proceeds to beat milky up 5 minutes later over petty shit*

IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

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My daddy owns your daddy

don't have to whip out the rorke angle to argue rugby's better mate
don't cheapen it like that, there's hundreds of reasons without playing le brown people card

rugby is a shit sport for toffs lad

and its fans are worst cunts

is this a reference to series of unfortunate events?

my cock is huge compared to my fingers do girls even feel anything while they're being fingered

rugby is irrelevant

archery is the sport of champs

Third tinder date tonight bit worried because I'm driving and will be sober as I've toil on the morrow.

remember when the Ghanaian immigrant tried to bum my Pakistani friend

I pay £60 a ticket to go and watch the arsenal so that the low IQ nigger mong that is danny welbeck can buy a new £500k range rover

>not having a small aesthetic willy
gutted for you mate

you're thinking of rugby union
rugby league is the good one and it's only played by northerners, aussies and aboriginals with brick shithouse physiques

WHAIYTE BOI
GIVE ME YA PUD PUD

woah it's almost as if he's a tragic, misled character that has family issues with underlying racist tendencies from a society in which he feels displaced

nah you need to jam your fist in there 2bh

>and its fans are worst cunts
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tremendous posts
this is what I come here for

the inside of the vagina has millions of nerve endings and is extremely sensitive to anything that is inserted in there no matter how small

i can't even begin to imagine how pretentious you are in real life

rugby league is a fucking mess for bitter-drinking ferret owners

Grim Scouse bastards