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>Go on a night out
>Free From Desire (belter tune) comes on
>All my mates start singing "Will Griggs on Fire"
>Go on a night out
>Spandau Ballet - Gold comes on (belter tune)
>All my mates start singing "Carlton Cole - Cole!"

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love this picture. on the left you have a self-hating anti-israel and anti-semitic jew. on the right you have the goodest of good goyim.

this album is crazy

Recommendations for someone visiting London for the first time?

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POO BUM NIGGER

ar sara

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Haha even worse!

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stay out

hit me up

billy no-mates

t.

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Who likes my playlist?

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Still haven't found a quinoa recipe I enjoy yet

>don't worry it's my brother in my pp

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what'd be so bad about WW3?
it's a war we anglos could not lose

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Always find it bizarre that guys at the bottom of the barrel would feel bad about the top .0001%. You'd think that they would envy the slightly nerdy normie that gets laid instead.
It's like a 3rd division Burmese football club having a rivalry with real Madrid lol
(Reposted for the very astute football analogy, I'm such a brilliant social commentator tb.h).

find her weird face alluring

Got plenty of mates, actually

Reply to this post if you are currently chatting up a bird and I will tell you exactly what to say to get your winky in and cuddle afterwards

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that'll be £50

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Go to croydon

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screaming how is that any better

i dont know what it is that keeps calling me back here

Outliers aren’t an argument, doesn’t change the fact most rugby players and fans are white.

>tinder shit
font

Dua Lipa looks absolute FIRE on the GQ mag lads fuaarrkk

Hello kan du forstå meg?

Go outside London if you want to see the UK
>no fun allowed

> visiting Britain
why do foreigners do this

>hammer and sickle

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quinoa tabouleh is good

copypasting from the archive becoz i am lazy:

A GOOD DAY OUT:
>Start at Marble Arch
>Walk through Oxford Street to see Selfridges and the peng Haussman buildings
>Turn off at Oxford Station to see Liberty Building and walk via Carnaby Street to Picadilly Circus
>walk to Chinatown and get lunch; there is a small park on Wardour Street you can eat takeaways at or the Tokyo Diner there is to die for
>walk down to Pall Mall and into Trafalgar Square
>Walk across and over the river to the Southbank
>get a snack from the market or a pint from the Southbank proper
>head back home

well... there she goes

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pics

what's the point of having see-through lace
we can basically see her nipples at this point, may as well take the bra off

AAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SSSOOOOOOO QTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

wanna have a nice conversation with someone on here

can't think of a good topic though hah

VERY easy to integrate

talk about your wanking routine

I’m not a tarquin or Northern and I like the rugby, what a stupid stereotype people have

here's an extra 10 love go fetch something to put up my rump

Wish she’d just show us her fucking nips and fanny already (face redacted)

Glad someone made another edit

yes
modern Scandinavian languages are basically just a primitive Low German-Norse patois

Swedish meatballs ?

very annoyed by alan's histrionic personality
reckon he's a massive cunt in person

best part about a night out is singing footy chants queer

SCREAMING

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Most football fans are white too, and outside the prem 90% of footballers are white

And don't act like rugby isn't full to brim with wogs from Pacific islands

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Imagine being such a snowflake that you get offended when people call you a Paki. It's just an abbreviation of where you're from

>I'm going up the engi shop for some fags, you wogs want owt?

Hoover is a fucking tune lad cheers

What flag is that?

cringe factory

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had any good wanks lately?

Cringed

More attractive than the ugly rat the fucking yellow fever twat posts

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t. a nigger

>Jow Forumstard falls for another photoshop

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Science Museum / Natural History Museum
Trafalgar Square / National Gallery
British Film Institute / Southbank
Night out in Soho

Nej

your the sort of cunt who wants every night to end with robbie williams angels or wonderwall, absolutely can't stand neurotypicals like you

FUCK

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Ears are so fucked that the music in clubs and bars seems a reasonable volume.

cringing really hard right now

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what's funny about this?

It's not really a rivalry. Incels would post that to prove a point that looks are the most important thing, those guys could go up to women and say the most racist, sexist offensive shit imaginable and the women all laugh and blush and think how cool and edgy they are. if a 5/10 said the same, they would call the police.

barely any food in the gaff lads but tbqh I'm quite drunk and had a big lunch out

>eat toast
>eat cereal
>eat nothing
>go get noodles from the chinese

??

why are northerners always so proud of being northern?

best gf i ever had is the least attractive one i dated.

why do you think that is? starting to realize looks are a bit overrated. sex feels really good either way.

>thugby yawngue
Anyway, islanders are alright

>Not starting a yaya kolo chant in the kebab shop with the lads

Very good shout

still haven't found the guinea pig I lost yet

More like gaylist

does anyone even read this thread or is it just none stop spam?

fuck off you twat

hei, jeg lærer bokmål (:

it all makes sense

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The Beach is underrated KINO

Gibraltar

oxford street is ugly and shit I think you meant regent street

yeah just give me a st. bernard and a jar of peanut butter

quite grim lad ngl

just realised that nearly all the kids in my school from my village had a local Welsh dad and an English mum

odd phenomenon

Islander hands typed this post

bit of both id imagine