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need a qt rose gf

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alan bennet edition lad
L R B BOYS

studies exist showing that on average, a woman will be a net loss for the budget. Because women pay so little taxes and yet still get so much benefits, they will literally never pay back the government the money the government spent on them.

Women are literally parasites of human civilization.

you're 100% gay if this turns you on

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youtube.com/watch?v=IeglzgJaook

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90% of music is about women or drugs haha

youtube.com/watch?v=SHXO2cAz23s

going to ask out the oneitis at some point this month
have to feel things out and pick my moment
only normies will know this feel

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yorkshire mentioned

disturbing webm

There's a reason they never had rights at any other point in history.

>Update
alri neurotypical
please fuck off

>studies show

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sent a message to a girl on okcupid and now i feel sick with nerves and kind of hope she doesn't respond

good man

phenomenal post, if you're going to post slags they have to be gorgeous

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>yorkshire mentioned

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Hate these weirdos on the chon who insist on using full grammar

No one gives a fuck mate this isn't a newspaper looooool

bit of nostalgia for you here lads
youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk

I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that someone should become a person like other people.

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Got damn, black underwear is like an automatic +2

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I know that feel. Bottled it at the last second, though.

>Ashkenazi Jews[18] are a Jewish diaspora population who coalesced as a distinct community in the Holy Roman Empire around the end of the first millennium.[19]

>The traditional diaspora language of Ashkenazi Jews is Yiddish (a Germanic language which incorporates several dialects), with Hebrew used only as a sacred language until relatively recently. Throughout their time in Europe, Ashkenazim have made many important contributions to philosophy, scholarship, literature, art, music and science.[20][21][22][23]

>Ashkenazim originate from the Jews who settled along the Rhine River, in Western Germany and in Northern France.[24] There they became a distinct diaspora community with a unique way of life that adapted traditions from Babylon, The Land of Israel, and the Western Mediterranean to their new environment.[25] The Ashkenazi religious rite developed in cities such as Mainz, Worms, and Troyes. The eminent French Rishon Rabbi Shlomo Itzhaki (Rashi) would have a significant impact on the Jewish religion.

>In the late Middle Ages, the majority of the Ashkenazi population shifted steadily eastward,[26] moving out of the Holy Roman Empire into the areas later comprised in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (comprising parts of present-day Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Poland, Russia, and Ukraine).[27][28] In the course of the late 18th and 19th centuries, those Jews who remained in or returned to the German lands experienced a cultural reorientation; under the influence of the Haskalah and the struggle for emancipation, as well as the intellectual and cultural ferment in urban centers, they gradually abandoned the use of Yiddish, while developing new forms of Jewish religious life and cultural identity.[29]

hmmm so they did not just appear out of nowhere you silly leaf

reminder: the "virgin freak" poster is a literal paki virgin lmao

willy stiffened a bit, then it went soft when I saw he was cut

>>yorkshire mentioned

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you made that post 2 minutes ago

>Got damn, black underwear is like an automatic +2
>1412684044104.jpg

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BBC1 now lads enjoy

true. Its crazy how important good friends are and how hard they are to come by.

I had a really solid friend group during my teens but now at 20 only two are left and I only spend time with them because I got nobody else. They never want to go out or do anything either

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>feel it out
I literally just said "I'm coming down to watch fireworks with you tonight, alright?" and she replied "i don't mind" but all shy and blush-y and then I went down and watched fireworks with her and kissed in her car.

Lmao why would you copy my rubbish shitpost

Weirdo

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you don't need day-to-day friends when you're an adult the way you do when in your teens/early twenties

underaged would you please fuck off kindly thank you very much

>Hate these weirdos on the chon who insist on using full grammar
>
>No one gives a fuck mate this isn't a newspaper looooool

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haven't even watched episode 1 mate

>why yes I live in Yorkshire

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that might work when you're a teenager

Drugs are pretty bad

!!!BANGER ALERT!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=Gc6RrcyN2JI

how does this disprove anything i said?

i dont hate them, but i dont respect them

can't stand infants whinging about their non-existent problems

northeners should be killed

>deep convos
>with the lads
The deepest conversation we've ever had was about what life would be like if women's vaginas and mouths switched places.

I also met my only "romantic possibility" entirely outside of my circle of friends.

fUCK
oFF
uNDERAGED
nEURO
tYPICAL

>i intentionally post exclusively in lower case to appear more aloof
>i dont use grammar to give my posts a more casual flair

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>go into your room
>see this
What do you do?

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The closest time I ever got to a gf I would sing this song in my head thinking of her after I would see her. Now it just reminds me of my failure.

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Eating some twizzlers lads

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>The deepest conversation we've ever had was about what life would be like if women's vaginas and mouths switched places.
DEANOOOOOOOOOOOO

they are great and non-damaging if done responsibly

inhale feet

b-b-b-but the SJWS are ruining EVERYTHING! I have to post on /pole/ 16 hours a day or THEY WIN!
MUH GAMERGAYT
MUH SARGON
MUH REDPILL

>they are great and non-damaging if done responsibly

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they settled in europe and mixed with the local populations just as i said originially
you claimed they were merely european converts

my ass is so withered and bony it becomes unbearable sitting on a wooden chair for more than five minute

We're both in our 20s. You're clearly not a normie at all.

Virgin.

SJW cuckold soyboy

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

utter virgin

no wonder

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Wish you'd top yourself fat disgusting yank cunt

very very stoned lads

>they settled in europe and mixed with the local populations just as i said originially

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If black underwear is like an automatic +2 what does that make red?

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Where can I buy a Katana online in the UK? I want one

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the last image transmitted by the Mars rover before it went offline
I wonder if they'll send a recovery drone there? Would be interesting to find out what happened to it

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>drugs r good

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>tea
Useful
But too useful to use everyday. Could you imagine relying on such a crutch. The quarterly "complete personage" evaluation would come up short every time.

That "virgin freak" paki is still posting in the last thread lmao

her tummy definitoin is 10/10

I live in the UK though

virgin freak

Weeb bender neck yourself twat

>women pay so little taxes
How is it any different to men?

>banger

youtube.com/watch?v=htliqsJJv_E

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honestly could not care any less about the color of a girl's panties even if i tried

>That "virgin freak" paki (singular)

virgin freak

like the type of girls who have chebs and fannies

I did this with the song "Oh Baby" by LCD Soundsystem, except I was singing it all the way TO meeting her but then I didn't kiss her on the date and now I can't listen to that album because it reminds me of my failure.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

stop being mean to me

Manlets should be rounded up and put in extermination camps

>There's a reason they never had rights at any other point in history.

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>the last image transmitted by the Mars rover before it went offline
>I wonder if they'll send a recovery drone there? Would be interesting to find out what happened to it

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don't care if you have a gf or whatever everyone in this thread has some kind of illness or disorder