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You're an autistic American who is going to kill your self?

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Oh hell yeah thought I lost that the battle for new thread

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2000s craig david weas top tier 2010s craig david is PISH

tell us what happened lad

brrffft

past the suicide phase going to just wait until I die. unless of course something really terrible happens..

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on the bevvies tonight lads

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wonder what these girls would be like as gfs

see

one more galahad and then its time for bedsies

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truth

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cringe

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fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

pics

The proto gf hates irish lads

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got caught wanking

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I despise you so much
/brit/ should be light and fun and you ruin that atmosphere completely
You make my quality of life worse

AHAHAHAAH SO FUNNEH
POST THIS ON THAT FACEBOOK PAGE

AHAHHAAHHHHH HHAHAHAHAHHA LOL

the 16 hour shift

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fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

>my parents' restaurant got reviewed in a big broadsheet newspaper unexpectedly
>they've been taking reservations all day from ponces around the country
>currently booked out for the next month

wew

virgin freaks

gf

Fun fact: This summer will be the 50th anniversary of the 1968 Chicago Democratic Convention, the last time Chicago was ever asked by either party to hold a political convention

(As long as we're not counting the 1996 one)

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bf

posh ponce wanker twat

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>brexitear """banter"""

maybe stop taking yourself so seriously. its what i do and seems to work for the most part.

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What's the restaurant la?

youtube.com/watch?v=F-BQi0JjY2w

really cool if true was it the observer on sunday? ;)

dailystormer.name/top-jew-funded-anti-islam-group-while-denouncing-europes-anti-islam-parties/

gee wonder why he did that

>tfw my dad's 65 this June
>tfw my mum's 59 this August
>tfw i'm 21 this September
>tfw my brother's 25 this October

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nah, daily mail

>that tiny screen
bet you have a 5s you fucking povvo

>dailystormer.name

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No
I will destroy you with the power of my mind alone autistic shithead

n-no...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I'M GAY, BRO!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE, I'M GAY!!!!!!!

NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE TO SUCK DICKS AND GARGLE THE CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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always made me shart when they tried to portray the brits as mean to blacks by literally burning down a plantation lmao

...

This is your brain on Jow Forums

'Miracle' recovery: How Sergei and Yulia Skripal survived the NowWeChock attack..

Poisoned spy Sergei Skripal is no longer in a critical condition and his daughter says her strength is "growing daily". Just a few weeks ago they were seemingly on the brink of death - so how did they survive?

Alastair Hay, Professor of Environmental Toxicology at Leeds University, tells Sky News how they may have fought off the novichok nerve agent and managed a "miracle" recovery.

"The nerve agents are deadly," says Prof Hay.

"That's why they were chosen as chemical weapons. If you are exposed to a number of lethal doses then invariably it is fatal."

They block acetylcholinesterase, an enzyme active in the nervous system.

The result is involuntary contraction of all muscles, leading to cardiac arrest and asphyxiation.

One of the scientists who helped make novichok has also told Sky News the substance was designed to do "irreparable" damage to the body.

"The Skripals have survived because they've had great medical care," says Prof Hay.

news.sky.com/story/miracle-recovery-how-sergei-and-yulia-skripal-survived-the-novichok-attack-1131898

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mate be honest nothing will happen am I right?

How do woman get away with being such perverts lads?

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doing a watch of a TV series with the French proto bf

SE, actually sweathart x

do it lad

Hairspray Soundtrack (2002, Broadway)

drive.google.com/file/d/0BxPXay52nBsORkJNMGJCdHNmWE0/view

You're welcome

>>dailystormer.name

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dumb mick

oh no lads i did it again CANNOT stop ghosting girls after i get them on the hook, the fun just runs out after

tremendous post

Not gonna listen to it

link is broken and recovering from a nerve agent isn't a miracle

fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

Lmao I'm older than you, my parents are younger than yours, and I'm expecting my first son in a month

Get on my level

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dem fat fingers of a polish whore..

Jesus wept

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doxxed

not my fault my parents decided to have kids when they were middle aged

you've said this to me about 15 times this week alone

10/10 who i have been chasing for months and who loves toying with me because she knows how much i fancy her will be leaving work soon and i can't take it. the other day i brought her some chilli dips when she was having her lunch and proceeded to say "all this dip and you still aren't getting it wet" and talking about her boyfriends supposedly massive cock. i know where here bf lives might smash his face in see how she likes that

holy mother of kek

Our founding fathers smile upon us, imperial. Can you say the same?

constantly lie in /brit/ to confuse and dismay the resident doxxman

same desu

I put a lot of thought in every time I repost it

jesus christ lmao

is this The Onion

>americans

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Do you think there will be a major war within the next 10/20 years?

Is that homealoneeveryfridaynight lad here?

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/apr/08/koconut-grove-chester-eases-you-into-a-welcome-coma-restaurant-review

So your parents own an Indian restaurant in Chester, do they?

Was happy for you until I found out you're a stinky Pajeet

oh boy i sure am glad i read this entire post

fucking hope so

Imagine ripping ass (means fart in American) in that thing haha

almost as if you should fuck off or something

No - nuclear deterrence innit

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No toil for two days

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The yanks are always developing new kit they want to try out so probably

want every autist and sperg and muh socially anxious fuckers to be worked to death in concentration camps

keilbasa

ah yes, because there's only one restaurant review in all the broadsheet papers today...

probably
it'll be over potable water
yanks and brits won't be affected however
it will be china, africa, southeast europe and south america that will be fighting for water

if nukes were real (which they're not) i'd definitely ask for one to be precisely dropped onto my ballbag