/ausnz/

Feeling refreshed after a good nights rest edition

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First reply for /nz/

Tsar?

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I don't know what that means, user. I'm new to the /ausnz/ threads.

By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth

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Oh right, that's just something we do to celebrate our Latvian heritage.
Yes that

Just got my first cup of coffee and am having it with a 3 day old scone, it will not be the last one

>our latvian heritage
wat

...

I'm going to get ready for the gym. This is my second to last day off work, and I must get ready to move house tomorrow.

No, this is /ausnz/.

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Having some bacon and eggs with a cup of tea.
I've been heavy on the bacon lately but it's just too easy to fry up and have.

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Have fun at the gym

sounds like a plan, have fun lifting or squatting or whatever people do at gyms.
no, this is Patrick
a good fry up is a great way to start the day

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>a good fry up is a great way to start the day
Sure is.

Do you think you'll survive the day?
You might be a wreck by the time noon come around.

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No, this is /ausnz/!

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I think I'll be fine, I'll just have lots of coffee.
also I figured out why I couldn't sleep, I had half a dozen coffees at work yesterday so that must have done it.
no, that is cute

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There's more :3

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I have awoken!

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morning

Ohayo

hey :)
drinking milo?

Elf boy a cute

A CUTE

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Guten morgen Brudi. Wie geht's?

>drinking milo?
Do I look like a 11 year old boy after rugby practice?

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what do you have planned for today

i don't like blond bois

gut
bist du ein Lastwagenfahrer?

Not much, have a lecture in an hour and a lab in the afternoon
then I'll relax

Cross-dressing tears themed sexual lubricant, never change japan

Morning

Elves are made for breaking

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Maybe

now that ACTUALLY turns me on now

SHUT
UP

>Lastwagenfahrer
Ich weiß nicht, was du meinst damit

Good morning buddy.

nicht wichtig ^_^
wie groß ist dein Penis?

I'm amused by the spray bottle application
Also that's a fucktonne of lube

Have found lubes of almost every bodyfluid
Might be fun for using with yandere stuff

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>Speaking Kraut in my general
WE WON THE DAMN WAR, STOP THIS BLASPHEMY


Good morning!

>now that ACTUALLY turns me on now
>crossdressers tears
Should I be worried, are you gonna make me cry and use it as lube?

Now that you put it this way I hope he does

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I don't think your tears will function as lube very well.
We all know how delicate you are.

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Hows the morning treating ya?
You should be very worried.

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you should stop the homophobia in this thread

All right I guess
I don't want to go back to class though...

>Homophobia
???

???
Pls point that out itt

Some of out regulars are that way inclined, so from nz it's just bants?

>Elves are made for breaking

Yes... Breaking others

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>I don't want to go back to class though...
Lazybones, get your arse to class, it's what you're there for!
What times your class anyways?

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Why would you want that?
It doesn't sound fun for me
Shutup
Oh believe me I am mr satan

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w-warum stellst du mir so eine Frage? .///.

>Some of out regulars are that way inclined
y-yea... Chalmers and Westy are just like that

>Lazybones, get your arse to class, it's what you're there for!
FINE!... but only because you told me to.
>What times your class anyways?
11am and 2pm

No
Baka

mein Freund ist Australier und seiner ist 17cm :o

no, the aussie from tassie

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Um no, chch and liech are the homos here

What did ya think of the second season?
It was probably the only anime I watched fully this season.
>Chalmers and Westy are just like that
Hmm.. I didn't know that...
Might just steal Chalmers for myself if I go that way.

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Depends
>male elves
For breaking others
>female elves
For being broken

It sounds oddly appealing

>Westy
That's a funny way to spell Dunners
Well he's not here atm is he?

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>Might just steal Chalmers for myself if I go that way.
DONT
YOU
DARE

Pervert!
and NO
I am completely hetero

>chch and liechty
I mean, id probably still be attracted to him if he was a girl. So a wee bit homo I guess

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I like this, please steal me

>I am completely hetero
Chalmers sheets beg to differ there matey
It's ok to like the dick, it's 2018 :^)

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Baka

STOP
I never should have said anything...

OwO
Es hängt von wie geil ich bin, aber ich würde sagen, dass ich ihm damit gleich bin.
Wie groß ist deiner?

There was also a chch guy looking for a bf who posted in /nzpol/ IIRC

I enjoyed it. I've been reading the light novel.

I already had an inkling before you did say it desu, that just confirmed suspicions
But I will stop now

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>I already had an inkling before you did say it desu, that just confirmed suspicions
Lies
You don't know anything!
It's all a practical joke!

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Uh, the joke here is that chch is a girl.

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wieso willst du das wissen?
bist du etwa ein Homo?

>DONT
>YOU
>DARE
I just can't help myself, according to you I'm that way inclined and also according to you you're never wrong.
So that could only mean one thing.
Don't worry, I'll steal you away soon enough.

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Why would anyone look for a bf on Jow Forums?
Or on Jow Forums, you're just going to end up with some creepy pervert
It's just a prank bro

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i doubt anyone here would want to hook up with someone from Jow Forums

>you're just going to end up with some creepy pervert

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Oh, but there are no girls in these threads. It's all cute boys, user.

>Why would anyone look for a bf on Jow Forums?
Repressed gays
>Or on Jow Forums, you're just going to end up with some creepy pervert
You could argue that /cuteboys/ on the other chan is full of 4channers.

Perfect
Soon I'll be free
I didn't mean you baka

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hey I met my bf on /soc/. and i'm moving together with him this year
he has autism and is a pervert but that doesn't make him a bad person ^_^

I met my bf on /a/

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Was wirst du tun wenn ich ja sagen?

>Repressed gays
n-no

o-oh...
that's ok then

Perverts
I would never meet someone via this website

Are you going to meet anyone at all?

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cute desu
Especially finding your bf on /a/

dich zu einem Dreier einladen

so cute

What if I already have?

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>Soon I'll be free
Well you'll be just trading one captor for another, but sure.... you'll soon be free.

/cuteboys/ is probably full of Jow Forums users well congrats i guess

>Or on Jow Forums, you're just going to end up with some creepy pervert
What if you are also a creepy pervert tho?
>user
Wait is this the underaged aucklander again?

Jokes aside, I've met people off this site before
Most of the time it goes fine

OwO .///.

>Wait is this the underaged aucklander again?
No I just post on /a/ where they talk like that sometimes you shitter.

Wait really
Who have you met up with?
I think you'd make a much better captor
I am not a creepy pervert!
Well maybe I am but he's much worse

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>but he's much worse

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>shitter
Don't be dumb we are meant to be friends here
I wasn't meaning you!

You are tho

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Just because I like your feet
does NOT make me a pervert

>I am not a creepy pervert!
>Well maybe I am but he's much worse
In all honesty I think you just hide it better...
Maybe not creepy, but you sure are a HUGE pervert under wraps.

t. Footfag that likes feet

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I WONT DENY IT
I'm looking forward to them

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Oh boy, lecture time

Nothing wrong with liking feet

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i like female feet but not male
and i like male butts but not female
i wish i had a clear sexuality

I am not a pervert
Who told you!?
Baka
But there is something wrong with being a creep
Just be yourself :^₹

I wouldn't worry about it desu
I don't know how it works for other people but I know I'm attracted to different features on guys than I am on gals

As long as ya have someone you like (Which you do!) and you are capable of communicating to get what fulfils your needs there isn't a problem

*being a creep to non-consenting parties
You mean

I'm starting into feel ill but I still want another coffee

Okay fine, that

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if there was no homosexuality the world would be better
it will take hundreds of years until every fag in the world can grow up like a normal person and live a normal life
homosexuality isn't good for homos, it's sad
still it's fun to suck dicks

>Who told you!?
Just something I pieced together with my superior intellect.

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damn, and here I thought I was being sneaky