>the average Colombian woman is 155cm
Why are they so smol?
The average Colombian woman is 155cm
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Is this true?
Even a 170cm manchild like me can be a chad there?
>colomgoblins
yuck!
Indians+altitude
That's literally borderline perfect. Perfect is 160cm.
That's a good thing.
>be 195cm
the really smol girls of colombo can stand-succ. woah
Homo
>155cm
As much as I'd like this to be true, it is not. A quick trip down here will prove you wrong
compared to most countries in latam america almost don't have indians. For example, Argentina has a higher degree of Amerindian admixture than us. Granted we are much more African in turn
Petite latinas are my thing
Do you live in Bogota? It's richer than average, so people are taller there. Rural areas probably drag down the average height.
Bogota is actually one of the places where people are shorter on average as the altitude stunts growth. The average bogotano is like 1.70-1.75m (5'7-5'8). The tallest colombians live elsewhere, especially on the coast, where people over 5´9-6'0 are not uncommon.
I'd be a giant there lmao
I highly doubt that the average Colombian is 5'9
average male is somewhere between 5'7-5'8, but people over 6'0 aren't hard to find either
same girl?
she looks awful with more light
Obviously not the same girl, tismo
I'm 5'9 and i was average in Medellin, like half of my peers were taller
I'm from Medellin too, 5'7 and probably 50% of girls are taller than me. Fuck this gay earth
>smol
CHI
>that french user is on his way to Colombia
>I'm still too poor for a Colombian wife
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CA
My Colombian bros, how does one attain a hot Colombian girlfriend as a European?
As an American, you can at least fly down to South America on a vacation and take the hottest babe on the beach back with you.
Also: Colombian model thread
>he doesn't know about "smol"
???
You're dutch, you must have money, just take a flight there
I'm flying down to Colombia later this year to meet Colombian girl I used to date
>Implying a hot-blooded Columbiana would like to live in cold, icy North Western Europe.
Netherlands is not that cold, Boston is much colder and there are a fuckton of colombians in here
It's easier for you yanks. Colombia is closer to you + similar time-zone.
Europe is on the other side of the globe... So no realistic chance I will ever have a Colombian qt3.14 for myself. Even if I had one she'd be homesick in Europe.
Is she qt? ^^
Colombian girls... they're God's chosen
I'm 175cm. As long as you're good looking, yes.
To be better fucked by conquistadors
mestizos are subhumans
medellin is not hot
But Colombian grills are :^)
Not really no. 170cm is manlet status here.
Stop lying, im 5'9 and every latino here is a manlet.
Don't know what 5'9'' is in civilised measurements nor do I know what type of latinos there are wherever you live, but 170cm ""men"" are manlets here.
I've noticed the same, latinos here are very short, i'm the tallest among all my friends and i'm just 5'9
A tall latina is unheard of.
A lot of girls in my school in Medellin were 170+, in fact there where like 3 girls who where 180+
fug, you just posted my waifu, i can't believe a rola can be so perfect
Tiny girls are easier to toss around. ^^
its a bonus imo
Yes
Pic related is her
Honestly no. I'm your same height (a fucking manlet) all my friends are taller than me) and at least half of the girls on the street are either my same height or taller. It's sad
Go to London, Paris or Madrid. There are tons over there, especially wherever in Spain
Very cute. ^^
Why did you say the two of you "used to date"? Not anymore?
She lived with my family for a year as an exchange student and moved back to Colombia
did you fuck her? did your parents know?
manlet delusions, i'm just a bit taller than you and im still taller than most women here
"Hot Colombian exchange student" living your senpai. Almost sounds like the meme script to a bad porn flic.
Are you ready to move to Colombia, convert to the one true Catholic Apostolic Church™, become a good Colombian boi and wife her up? ^^
not him, but 155cm as OP said is extremely short. 1-62-1.65 is a more realistic figure for women here
i need a colombian gf
Yeah and more than likely that they knew
Exchange students were pretty common in my school
I was friends with a Scottish exchange student and still talk to him even though I haven't seen him in years
1.65 is like average european women height
those Columbians are sure delusional
Why are you guys even discussing this? How is this even relevant. Any man will naturally be taller than a tiny Colombian woman.^^
I remember when I crossed 6' as a teen all girls and women congratulated me and said it was good that I was taller than that since everything below wasn't a real man. ^^
Any European bull will of course be large enough. So why bother? :^)
Columbia = USA
I don't know man. Everytime I go out I see girls my height or even taller. : Going out to party is a pain in the ass for me cause basically 80% of girls in heels end up being taller than me. I'm 1.7m. Maybe it is some sort of confirmation bias on my end
>tfw no smol colombian bf
She is gorgeous.
Why do you fags have to destroy this bread with Colombian hotties by posting a troll-faced manlet Colombian Olympian.
I can't even imagine a real homosexual being into this guy. A little girl would have a manlier face than that guy... ^^
I don't understand why a father would send his own daughter on exchange or vacation to another country. It was clear that this pure Colombian virgin would be destroyed by an American bull on this occasion. ^^
you fucking piss of shit, why do you treat us like that? what have we done to you? Reminder that we have higher sperm count than muricans and the germanic woman melts in front of the columbian bull
me on the right. The dutch poster on the left
I don't treat you like anything??? It's more of a general observation. I simply don't understand why a loving and caring father would send his pure Catholic daughter on what is essentially a sex trip to the United States of Degeneracy...
Same thing over here... I knew a chick in HS whose father let her take her bf on a vacation. What kind of father who is not out of his mind would take his daughter's horny teenage bf on a vacation with him so that he can plow her every day of the vacation while he, the father is sleeping in the room next door. I simply don't understand such fathers. This is supreme cuckoldry!
I have never had anything but tremendous respect for the legendary Colombian bull. :^)
to be honest I don't believe the US is much more degenerate than ths shithole. As a matter of fact, Colombia, Brazil and Venezuela are some of the most degerate places on earth aside from some SEA cunts
Also BTW I wouldn't post a tattooed pleb as the prime example of a Colombian. ^^
Tattoos and social class are related: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
"Men and women ages 20-39 were most likely to have been tattooed, as were men with lower levels of education, tradesmen, and women with live-out partners. Tattooing was also associated with risk-taking behaviours, including smoking, greater numbers of lifetime sexual partners, cannabis use (women only) and ever having depression (men only)."
:^)
NEED to rawdawg bust a deep nut in a short fiesty Colombian girl
Tell me more senpai... How bad is it?
Do you suggest I choose an Argentinian goddess instead (pic very related)?
That's not manlet, it's common I think. Most colombians I have met are aroun 170 cm tall. It's similar to costa rica in that matter
If i had money id move to colombia...lifes unfair
It's bad. Thots are out of control man. If you have decent social skills getting laid will come to you without even trying. You don't even have to be good looking. Even a manlet like me doesn't have trouble in the dating department. I don't know how it works down in Argentina but I'm willing to bet it might not be that different. South America in general is quite degerate and liberal. If you want a loyal virgin wife, I'd suggest looking elsewhere, perhaps china or japan
Not him but I'm 1.7 king of manlets. In this day and age 1.75 is the cutofff point
And what kind of job would you want to do there krautbro? Exterminators aren't in demand anymore. :^)
But seriously, what are you gonna do there in this South American country? Be an engineer?
If you have to work there for an unsexy non-first world country wage, the chicks will dry up pretty soon, I am certain.
I don't know if I'd move to Colombia, my plan so far is to have a nice summer
So if the average girl is a thot. Then what about cute rich girls from well-connected upper class families who will go ride horses wit me on their daddy's estate? How easy are they to get in South America? ^^
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he can be a digital nomad or trader or rel estate speculator like a fuckton of americans lately. I once met a swedish colombian guy at a company I worked for last year and his dad owned several rental units. He lived off the rent, pretty chill. I would like to live in Holland for at least a year to be honest with you
Of course. Enjoy your summer, it's just bantz. ^^
Or is it... maybe you will really move to Colombia soon senpai. :^)
It's not uncommon to see pictures on tinder of hoes riding or petting their questionably rich dad's horse. But honestly not many people or girls are that well off to own horses, let alone whole estates
Well, as a digital nomad, he wouldn't have a job in Colombia, would he? If you really do sth IT related, you better be good at it... not some kind of meme-tier job like "rendering videos" tat a lot of people on the internet seem to propagate nowadays.
If you want a "regular" job down in South America, you must expect to earn less than in Europe or the US.
>Holland
It's pretty chill here desu. Thb it's kind of like every other European country. We have it all here... the god, the bad and the ugly.
The Americas seem to be more extreme in comparison... more bad apples and (wanna-be) saints. Most Euro folk are kind of in the middle I think.
...I've decided to learn Spanish...
Maluma es muy homosexual tho
Going to be a lawyer in a few years. Maybe i could attain a law related job over there :3
I think you're right that's more of an Argentina/Brazil thing. And of course the average Joe doesn't have a ranch...
Really? en.wikipedia.org
His gf? Hnnnng
I am sorry to disappoint you senpai but law is the least transferable profession out there. A Colombian firm will not need a German lawyer who only knows about German law. They will prefer a local lawyer. Plus you have a disadvantage concerning the language. Language skills are probably most important in law.
Yea but i can get the colombian lawyers licence in 10 months asfaik and i also speak spanish fluently. But i guess you are right. First you have to earn the money. So unfortunatley i wont spend my best years in a comfy colombian town with a qt 3.14 colombian gf
lol if you are white and have money you will get one as long as you pay for everything.
Stay away from Colombians they will want to marry and will make you miserable. They are worse than Brazilians.
t. Jamal Hernandez from Doral
You arent helping these gringos out. You are setting them up for a life of hell. Colombian bitches will marry any autistic loser and then suck the life and money out of them.
I know, but saying we are worse than huezilians is quite the offense
no offense but you are. I traveled all over South America. Colombians are super conservative, the women are golddiggers, you arent marrying them but their family, and Colombia is a shithole.
I went to Brasil and though Brasil was poor but holy fuck Colombia showed me wrong. The favelas in Brasil are better than like 60% of Colombia.
Dont get me wrong. Brasil is a shithole too. At least though you can have a normal fuck buddy with a qt there.
I know people that marry Colombians iN US. What happens is all their friends become this circle of Colombians of loser gringos marrying colombians with some normal colombians thrown in. The guys all hate their life.
Brazilians are like this too but not that bad. I imagine Venezuelans are the same.
>womanlets
HAHAHA LE SMOL
HAHAHA LE THICC
They are inbred midget fat Indians, stop being delusional.