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i got new rules i count em

gene editing and CRISPR magic will make race a thing of the past

based chinks, nips and gooks will make their children blonde, blue-eyed, tall, super-strong and geniuses

the Overman is coming, lads

the anti stay at home mum poster is here looking for a bite
keep your wits about you

hey lads want to hear how much i fit the soyboy meme?

uh sorry AI is gonna kill us all

Why do women act like this? Don't they realize these pictures will exist forever and her kids will find them one day and lose all respect for her?

Starting to think all women are niggers who just act in the moment without thinking of the future, a hallmark sign of a low IQ.

went to the tea room at toil to enjoy my break in peace and quiet but theres literally an asian down syndrome guy in there watching high school musical so now im sitting on the toilet

Hey there, how do YOU feel about us citizens of the U.S.A?

fancy a wank but don't fancy watching porn

right here boyo, all your ma's are pathetic excuses for human beings

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Do you watch the youtube channel "CowChop"?

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delusional sci fi reddit mongs

why do you hate federer so much dave. he's the GOAT

>rich people will all edit their genes to become 200 IQ 7 ft tall jacked gods
>poor people who can't afford gene editing will become a permanent underclass toiling away for scraps

based

im not falling for your tricks this time boyo

spilled your spaghetti mate

>streamable.com/8wz17
Ah yes benders

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I love doing this too. When on a night out, girls always ask my height cuz I'm 6'7" so I dominate the scene all the time. Usually tell them I'm 6'3". 6'2" if I've already eyed an insecure manlet that I can tell will pull the "I'm 6 foot" card when he's really 5'10. Love love LOVE the manlet embarrassing stutter and flushed face when the girls call bullshit on him.

literally, literally in love with a french lad i've never even met

roger fedora

webmd.com/urinary-incontinence-oab/picture-of-the-bladder#1

>The bladder is lined by layers of muscle tissue that stretch to hold urine. The normal capacity of the bladder is 400-600 mL.

I can sit here drinking about 7 or 8 lagers before I piss and go for like 5 minutes at a time and have measured it by pissing into a 500ml bottle before and easily reach 1.5-2 litres every time. I'm 5 foot 11 and 10 stone 4 as well

see

science fiction will soon be science fact, lad

most of what we're living through right now would have been called science fiction 100 years ago, and technology is developing exponentially rather than gradually

I have long eyelashes. A few girls in school used to say that they wish they had eyelashes as long as me. Should I trim them?

I do not. What's the relation?

>I'm 6'7"
fucking freak lmao

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>I was born after Y2K

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they meant you would make a cute girl and probably wanted to put makeup on you and rent your ass out to men on craigslist

This guy was featured on one of their shows.

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honestly thats fucking hilarious if true

You realise drink doesn't go down your throat and directly into the bladder, right lad?

hehe
thats not even the gay one
>streamable.com/ei8k8

i had this too. girls asked if i wore mascara

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nah
people in the past didn't predict the future quite right
we might have gene editing but it won't be what you think
and we might have an "AI" but it's not what you think, it won't be concious

Is peeing under a camera-lamppost a crime and sex offence if no one was around?
I'm moron who did that.

Anything above 6ft flat is too tall and girls will think you are a freak

>teehee i'm tall btw :p

post willy

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trying to imagine how the conversation where i tell my friends and family that i've fallen in love with a french lad on the internet will go

No

do you want me to point out how much of an idiot you are or just re read and try again?

Yeah but pulling is as easy as merely existing in the presence of women. I'd rather be a freak than a manlet

It's good craic like. One of my mates is 5'7" but he's a good lad so he'll try to help out sometimes since he's not insecure about his height.

t. never read The Machine Stops

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I hope Stephanie McMahon wears some revealing ring attire

been pretending to be French to this uggo fag online lads. He seems to be getting serious and it's about time to reveal my cards, how do i best annihilate him?

hello norn iron

brb gonna take a piss

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Just go in my mouth sweetie xx

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>Oxford posting a video of himself
Literally has more balls than all of you put together

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woah...........deep...............i'm a cuckservative now........................................

make him get naked and write on his arse "brexit means brexit"

What makes you think he's norn iron? Im the 6'7" lad and Im from Belfast. Can categorically guarantee being above 6' is as far from a liability as you can get in regards to the birds here.

why are albanian women so peng lads

What do you do you most hope is invented in your lifetime lad?

Me I want a cryogenic freezer type thing that keeps your brain alive and injects fluids to create more lifelike dreams to create a real afterlife

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real life picture of me, take that you wankers

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where

>that one miserable autistic cunt who goes fucking berserk at the notion of any technological advancements

boggles the mind honestly

>tfw your great music offsets your shitskin'd rotors in publique

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t. Angus O'Leary

irish are manlets, your family are just british larpers. no different than mboko saying he's british because he was born there.

he's such a good lad desu
wish i hadn't posted about people i know on here so much else i'd happily post pics of myself

do albanians in britain live anywhere other than london?

rash on my willy

A strain of a malignant fatal airborne virus that only Gaels are immune to.

was having a shit day, but then I remembered Thatcher died five years ago today, so now I don't feel so bad

streamable.com/ei8k8

Give English gf now!

am genuinely very close to being in a long-distance gay relationship lads

with a french lad

i dont mind posting myself

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if your last name isn't;
-Jones
-Williams
-Evans
-any other Welsh last name
you should leave britain
cheers x

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Anonymous 04/08/18(Sun)21:58:20 No.88026044▶

do albanians in britain live anywhere other than london?

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Anonymous 04/08/18(Sun)21:58:21 No.88026045▶

rash on my willy

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Anonymous 04/08/18(Sun)21:58:21 No.88026047▶

A strain of a malignant fatal airborne virus that only Gaels are immune to.

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Anonymous 04/08/18(Sun)21:58:29 No.88026051▶

was having a shit day, but then I remembered Thatcher died five years ago today, so now I don't feel so bad

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Anonymous 04/08/18(Sun)21:58:35 No.88026059▶

streamable.com/ei8k8

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Anonymous 04/08/18(Sun)21:58:49 No.88026064▶

Give English gf now!

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what about vaughan

anglos are a germanic race and are just an inbred version of nords

ah yes, yank heritage stereotypes with no basis in reality

Ive traced my family back to long before the plantation m8. Pure blooded Gaels here. Gaels have always had monster men in their ranks. Look at Devin Toner.

hello
I don't go berserk at the idea of any advancements, but I'm just trying to get y'all to be realistic here
leave sci-fi to sci-fi, and focus on your reality

move aside so I can scan your curtain

Remember before when I said you look like Malcolm Maclaren? Well its seems his spirit lives on in you because you have desecrated the sex pistols just as he had

absolutely semitic

FACT: Welsh are the most POWERFUL race in the world

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