Be Russian

>Be Russian
>Get embalmed

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This is why you cremate

nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html

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Why would this story be under "Living"?

Routine
cnbc.com/2018/02/22/medical-errors-third-leading-cause-of-death-in-america.html
The third-leading cause of death in US most doctors don't want you to know about

A recent Johns Hopkins study claims more than 250,000 people in the U.S. die every year from medical errors. Other reports claim the numbers to be as high as 440,000.
Medical errors are the third-leading cause of death after heart disease and cancer.
Advocates are fighting back, pushing for greater legislation for patient safety.

Is there even a situation where you would want to use formalin on a living human body?

>Putin bot on shill defense

is this the new "everyone I dont like is hitler"? toughen up, you yankee doodle-dumfuck

>is this the new "everyone I dont like is hitler"? toughen up, you yankee doodle-dumfuck
Everyone who shows that your own country is just as fucked up as Russia is a Putin bot.

>be capitalist
>worry about health of patients instead of earnings

user we have mass alcohol surrogate poisoning, plane crash or a massive fire in some public building that kill 50-100 people almost every week.
Being embalmed doesn't seem that bad.

>points out something bad
>"s-shill!"
Go back to your containment board faggot.

>just as fucked up as Russia
Let's not get ahead of ourselves Ivan. USA is a shithole compared to Switzerland, but not Nigeria-With-Snow Russia.

we'll just put her in mausoleum

move along w*Sterners nothing to see here

>Nigeria-With-Snow Russia
fucking rip

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Jesus that's a pretty horrifying death, i imagine it's like sleep paralysis but a million times worse

At least you only experience this online. We experience this in person with our SJWs.

>I got a parking ticket? *spills grande frappe* P-P-Putin bot!

This is why I'm not a donor.

Which is done before you are dead.

>if he doesn't fellate America (Me), he must work for Putler

> fucked up as Russia
Do you know that the probability of being killed is more than 6 time higher in Moscow as in New York? You can't even compare Russia to Poland. Russia can't compete with first world, you trying to say that USA is the same, no it's not. The difference is not few %, the difference is more than 100% compared to USA

>be communist
>no worry

he backed up his argument with facts, statistics and examples.
fuck off, you faggot snowflake.

>deadly mistake

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_federal_subjects_of_Russia_by_murder_rate
Murder rate, Moscow: 2.5 per 100k
Murder rate, New York, 15.9 per 100k

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_cities_by_crime_rate#Crime_rates_per_100,000_people

also
>Feb. 12 2018 - 16:02
>Moscow Crime Rate Hits Decade Low, Prosecutors Say

I'd imagine the heart stops soon enough that you don't get to have that kind of experience.

> what are you doing? I'm alive, you can't embalm me!
> and where are proofs that you are alive? You always say - alive, but no proofs)))

>Being embalmed doesn't seem that bad.
Doctors in russia do fuck up as well as doctors on other countries, I'm not sure about statistics though.

>Do you know that the probability of being killed is more than 6 time higher in Moscow as in New York?
it's quite the opposite: chances you will be killed in New York are 6.36 times higher than in Moscow. :D

You know, if you just learned to laugh a bit at the silliness of the world it kind of helps. Even if it is a bit fucking grim

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>Doctors in russia do fuck up
The difference is that this is the only thing doctors in Russia do though.

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That's fucked up.

I imagine russian hospitals look Silent Hill-tier.

Oh, you hope its only silent hill tier...

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Not at all.
My father got myocardial infarction two years ago.
In less than an hour he was undergoing a surgery, he got a stent installed. Then they kept him for about 45 days in hospital and were monitoring his rehabilitation.
We spent exactly 0 rubles for everything.
Same story happened to with my mate's father. They also spent nothing.
My mother had a surgery 3 years ago and got tumor removed, it was also completely free.
I live in Far East of Russia FWIW

> www.fedstat.ru. Retrieved 2018-03-26.
They changed statistics because of election, nice trick.

>We spent exactly 0 rubles for everything.
What about 8% insurance tax, that every worker pay? And pills are to pay.

Cool story kremlinbot.
My experience is almost exactly the opposite. SPb here.

>What about 8% insurance tax, that every worker pay?
The thing is you pay your 8% and you get the medical assistance required, it's not that you earn $200/month and have to pay $150/month for health insurance.
> And pills are to pay.
Every single medicine is provided for free while you are staying at hospital.

I mean, you'd still be burned alive.

Am I being memed here? The Russian went full retard RIDF in a comedy thread, and now you lot are coming out of the woodwork to defend him?

Hmmmmm something seems fishy here

>> www.fedstat.ru. Retrieved 2018-03-26.
>They changed statistics because of election, nice trick.
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_federal_subjects_of_Russia_by_murder_rate&oldid=775641269

Just browse the history, it's not that hard. My point still stands, you are 6 times likely to be killed in NY than in Moscow.

There's no need to go insulting Nigeria like that.

>Cool story kremlinbot.
>My experience is almost exactly the opposite. SPb here.
Thank you for sharing your experience with us. It's hear warming. I enjoyed it.

Nope it took 3 days for her to slowly die in intense pain and agony