/cum/

delet this

He looks like he's having fun

>be american

>be Canadian
>buy tickets to a hockey game
>have to go to a vigil instead

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Wouldn't you be happy if there weren't around Jews

I guess

depends on the jew

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Dakota has a much more pleasant face

>was told at work i am mature for my age(im 28)
>also was told i seem like a guy who doesn't have fun
is it the tism?

was it some young roastie thot who told you that

I don't know why emos in the early 2000s didn't listen to classic country. That shit is way more depressing than what they liked

don't go to sleep

no it was some 40 year old guy. he used to be an addictions psychologist or some shit. do you reckon he can see me for what i turly am?

don't plan on it anytime soon

>turly
you gotta ask yourself that. Is that the way you truly are? idk, I wouldn't think too deeply into it

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>i turly am
what are you truly

also everyone at work wants my voice cause they think it's deep and stuff. people at rehab kept saying the same...

a big fat phony

I've drank so much Gin and Juice in my life that orange juice by itself tastes wrong now

hey snoop

Nah, Snoop drinks Tanqueray. For me, it's Bombay Sapphire

you went to rehab? for what?

you have a nice voice if im remembering your home video correctly

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alcoholism

Loved her till I found out she went to Greece to help shitskin migrants.

I AM.. IN A WORLD.. OF SHIT

Does Mexico even have a functioning army besides cartels?
I saw in the news that America is sending its troops straight to the US-Mexico border.

watched that video again recently and didn't like my voice even there...though i don't like hearing myself(does anyone??)
neway thx~
feeling hungry might eat a sammy

I've always wanted to be a police officer but now I'm starting to feel like I'm not cut out for it
I don't even know that they'd accept me, even though I've been clean for nearly a year I've smoked weed several hundred times in my life, and the cutoff is 20 times max (although I've heard stories of people still gettin in as long as they're honest about it so who knows)
I see a shrink regularly and I've been prescribed anti-depressants before, although my therapist hesitated to call it depression and referred to it as a nonspecific personality disorder instead. I no longer take ADs anymore except one for sleep.
I just feel like I'm destined to be a loser forever, like all my efforts to stay clean are for nothing.
I made my bed years ago and now I have to lie in it. this is how it's gone and this is how it's gonna be.
part of me just wants to embrace that life and go back to it with open arms. part of me wants to stay on the high road and hope that I can amount to something knowing full well that I might not. I'm not where I want to be in life, and I don't know that I'll ever really be. I made a brief post about this a few days ago but lately it's really been eating away at me and I can't stand it. Life is tough.
thanks for reading.

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If I was ever drafted I'd probably end up like Pyle

>wanting to a be a police officer when the upcoming race war is on the brink of erupting

They're sending troops to kill and rape all immigrants that try to cross the border not to invade us

>comfy thread i was looking at all night gets 404'd

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Aww

Which one was it?

yes, but they don't give a shit about stopping their undesirables from coming here

music video thread on /tv/

you could have saved it user

it got deleted
unbumped threads get archived, not 404'd user keep up with the times grandpa

luckily the /cum/fiest thread on the chon is still up

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>want to watch maze runner death wish
>sound is too muffled on my streaming site
reee
guess ill watch the long kiss goodnight instead

I saw a small animal jumped on my roof, I thought it was a cat at first but it kinda looked like a squirrel and it had a striped tail.

I hope it goes back to its home before the morning comes. I don't want to think he's gonna get trapped here in the city.

Stop streaming.

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Are you from the west or east coast or are you coastlet

How many of you are mutts? Is cum a all mutt free general? The only true whites in Ameeica are around the great lakes/north

youre asking this at 12AM PST on a sunday, probably the worst time to ask anything here
but here i'll help
>How many of you are mutts?
most
>Is cum a all mutt free general?
we try
>The only true whites in Ameeica are around the great lakes/north
'no'

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can't do torrents up here, don't even bother at home anymore these days tbqh
too lazy to direct dl
i just want to watch a movie and watch it now, not going to rewatch it anyway

Can't sleep :(

take drugs

don't have any and I have class in the morning anyway

just watched a doc on WYPIPO cum. did you know FUCK WYPIPO WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS?

what the fuck, do Americans live like this?

google.com/maps/place/Coahoma, MS 38617, USA/@34.3666806,-90.5232916,3a,75y,27.46h,85.05t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s2lbd4QCnZTMH0527IQhTlw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x862ad0d3b6c5fa09:0xa7330130ff9df334!8m2!3d34.3667731!4d-90.5231561

Fuck toronto

only the blacks

Fucking liar, its Monday 11 Am atm

Sir, are you a time traveler?

thinking of going to get another sandwich but breakfast starts in 1.5 hours, tough choices i face buds

>be Canadian
>have to learn mandatory French

HAHAHAHAHAAHAA

not every school finnfag
don't you cucks all learn swedish and english anyway?

just remembered i have cookies its all ok
and where did the fin go?? very suspicious...

The American drives to the burger store to eat some fatty hamburgers more, he eats his burgers with processed cheese disregarding his heart disease, he's suffering from a blood clot, he needs help and is shot.

Hope you enjoy my poem :)

TRUST A CHINK, AND YOU SINK!

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hola putos

>4am
>/cum/ is kill
"no"

Good morning

Fuck off, dumbass.

Go eat a fetus you yellow insect manlet

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Fuck off and die you long nosed frg fuck

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Asian cuisine is the best in the world

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Had a dream where I took zando out on a date then we went to a hotel and had hot sex, what does it mean buds?

sorry... you're straight

But every time I went into thrust I could see his hard little penis jiggle

It's pretty much just the same shit year after year unless you're in French immersion.

That's why every normal Canadian can count to 10 or order food in French, but nothing more~~~~

In some jobs you get an annual bonus paycheck anually just for speaking French. I know Doctors get an extra $20k a year for this. And they maybe actually have to use it just a few times a year.

>"Where does it hurt on your le tête?"

hey..... uhh... hi?

When will you drop the proxy?

don't have one?

Stop lying

but i'm not, cana!

i believe him/her

panda express doesn't count as asian cuisine though

This is why I'm never going to marry you dane

had some brekkie, thinking of going to bed and reading the ol' book before sleep

saw a bombshell italian grill jogging around the city. Perfect hourglass figure, long dirty blonde hair, a nice bum, and a CUTE face

t-ball league and Major leagues, buds

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Why don't you have a gf yet? How long have you been in Italy

because Im ugly and a coward

just be yourself pal

She probably has a Sicilian, Calabrese, or neopolitan bf

>blonde hair

definitely not italian

its rare, but Ive seen blonde italians. Dont forget, they have germanic neighbors who emigrate

just strike up a conversation about basedball, italian women love passion and that's obviously something youre very passionate about

they dont give a shit about baseball here