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listening to nigger trash

Lads, I thought I lost my virginity when I had sex with women. But apparently, cause I've never looked at my arsehole, I'm still a virgin?

I wonder if hatposter and lyricposter are the same
both have dumb names for their files and post them day after day

Boys, in case you want to look good in front of your friends and leave a good impression next time you go out to the club, use this>>

>You: Excuse me sir, are you a bouncer at this nightclub?
>Bouncer: Yes, why?
>You: Why don't you BOUNCE on this DICK??

LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc

NEED an MMA champion gf

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changer my phones background to a picture of space and now whenever i open my phone i think theres dust all over the screen

These black beans in the nachos for lunch earlier caught up to me quickly. Haha.

>You to a friend: Do you like listening to Imagine Dragons?
>Friend: Yes, why?
>You: IMAGINE me DRAGON these nuts all over your face

LMAO

melvin enters the therad

nah you're just not confirmed white

WALKING TALL MACHINE GUN MAN. THEY SPIT ON ME IN MY HOMELAND

thought it was a bank holiday oops

alri melvin

haha what are you all farty now hahahaha

Won't be having sex ever I think.

Post it

It's just not polite, is it

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Tell me something I don't know! aha wahey

all (most) men are rapists

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Not farty, but had a bad belly ache. Took a dump & feeling much better now.

am a sexhaver but wouldn't mind being a virgin as i'm only 19. young women are by and large a waste of your time

Turtle spends money as if he were a millionaire

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the goal aesthetic

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maybe he should buy a sense of fashion next haha

>Pattaya woman robs Aussie of 120,000 baht (US$3,775) while he’s in toilet, celebrates at tomboy bar

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just did a big poo

eww

alri jrzza

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>he hasn't rooted his phone

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first one in four years bit rough but ok for a scrappy

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any peterson man in

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>software update
Could it be the Oreo update?

lol thailad fucks phones

daves up nice and early I see

Let Muslim women into Britain

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good pic

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anyone who replied to this post with "thick cunt" will be granted good luck for the next 3 days

don't some of the new samsungs not have root packages

What does Peterson's son call Peterson?

Work have issued me a new laptop (Win10) and an iphone and taken possession of my blackberry and old laptop (win7)

Not sure I like this turn of events. They even told me I could use my phone to give me access to the internet on my laptop, i don't know how it works but it means I can now be expected to do work whilst on the train.

bunsen lad

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I just rooted the new Note Fan Edition, there's some RMM protection bullshit but you can remove it.

want to punch this berker wearing shitskin so hard in her face her cheekbone shatters

NEED a light-skinned persian gf

morning lads

runt

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ty :)

>want to punch this berker wearing shitskin so hard in her face her cheekbone shatters

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>berker

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Thick cunt

if thailad isn't a nonce then he definitely has some other weirdo secret that he's hiding
no normal man moves to thailand

yummy

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he's definitely a nonce. he's admitted as much on here

>has some other weirdo secret that he's hiding
can't get decent white pussy

>no normal man moves to thailand
why not?

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Nonce cunt

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Just made a litre of tea

he's a nu-male

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the only westerners who go to thailand are sex tourists, exploitative entrepreneurs, druggied up backpackers, mid-life crisis men, people who want to leave their countries and kind of go off-grid and weebs

and muay thai nerds

He's an effeminate runt (physically and in terms of taste) - stands a better chance in the sexual market as a white man in Asia for several reasons, than he would in the UK

Fair enough tbqh

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i don't think you're a nonce lad but you must be joking if you think you're 'normal' ahahah

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I was only going to be here for a year at the start but it turns out to actually be a very good place to live. Much better than where I was in the UK.
Well no, normal people don't emigrate.

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can't tell what's real and what's ironic these days

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what was your life like in the UK? you're a southerner right?

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love you jew :3

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nice
turned out better than your sketch i reckon

howd you find a place to paint?

off to work lads

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