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Feel weird again
You should stop doing that then.
stop smoking weed
I wish I could
I've literally never smoked w**d in my entire life you dumb Kraut.
Should be dinner edition.
Funny that
Just pulled mine from the oven
man I'm tired and aching everywhere for some reason, I haven't done much exercise so idk why I'm like this
why are you so rude
Because I don't like G*rmans calling me a druggo
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Do you like this speech
me too, that's why I'm drinking right now
no
i'm crying now
Is it because they didn’t mention kiwis
>that's why I'm drinking right now
But you're always drinking.
>that's why I'm drinking right now
I literally can't remember a day you haven't been drinking.
Did you go ahead and buy the 89.9% absinthe?
no, it's because that campaign was a mess, fuck the uk and fuck Churchill
not always
Hell no, I've had that shit before and it is almost undrinkable
Did you get some rum?
or should I pick some up?
I haven't got any yet but I have to go into town tomorrow so I'll probably pick up some then
Maybe I'll pop into liqourland on the way over and see if anything takes my fancy
UwU tired.
No more anime posts from here on out
fucking retards reee
no
okay, the more the better
me too
how was your day?
>26KB
Up to their usual antics are they?
It's your first day back and pretty bloody early.
I said stop
What are they doing this time?
My day was alright desu :3
I take it that the adjustment back to work is a bit tough qt?
CAN GOOGLE STOP LISTENING IN ON ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just got into bed
Nice song dad
>Nice song dad
I
WILL
BEAT
YOU
Isn't it a bit early for bed?
I didn't sleep last night so I'm rather tired, although im not gonna go to sleep quite yet dad
>Just got into bed
me too.
I listen to good music dammit
It's the in thing right now
I bet you don't even listen to Kanye West old timer
I'm super uncool and on the couch chatting with my flatmates instead
>Kanye West
please don't tell me you do
Couches are nice, get comfy on the couch
Yep, I'm listening to him right now in fact
I'm hella comfy
if you play that shit when I'm there I WILL stab you
raining hard
This great
Comfyness is next to godliness
wow, that's a bit extreme
I bet if you listened to a few songs you'd get into it.
Or hardly raining
>I bet if you listened to a few songs you'd get into it.
Only if I get to play some songs as well
Baka
Comfy!
Whatever
Just don't play bad music
>Just don't play bad music
Don't make me play 3 Coldplay albums in a row and sing them out loud.
new theme
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Oh but then I'll have to sing as well
That is so much worse than the other theme
What the fuck are you doing?
>Oh but then I'll have to sing as well
Yay!
Worse theme in a LONG time
>kraut taste
Hmmm indeed.
God I wish that was me
Feels like there's a joke about fish fingers in that image, but I can't quite put my finger on it
>sitting down with family having dinner
>The Project is on.
>Carrie announces upcoming topic of Unexpected orgasms while exercising.
>mfw
>Unexpected orgasms while exercising.
I wish
Would certainly make the gym more fun
I'm pretty bored rn tbqh
Same.
Entertain me please.
I'll
I hate anime
Okay.
Me too
I like that image
Still raining
It's one of my favorites
Wow, it is raining
*does a lively jig for you *
I probably got it off you actually.
>It's one of my favorites
This one is still my favourite.
I would say post your favourites but you lost everything, didn't ya.
Wish this was me
Yay!
Hahaha!
Look at him go!
>but you lost everything
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I guess this is one of my favorites I still have...
I would do anything to be her
It could well be if you play your cards right.
I couldn't help myself again...
Thats not a bad one.
I REALLY enjoy this image as well
Why is this thread so degenerate?
Post more gay girls tbqh
Mmmmm
milky
Pls don't plaster my nudes around like that
Rly rude tbqh
I need more lewd pictures, I don't have any because I'm a not a pervert.
I should start collecting to show people what a pervert would look like and educate the thread...
I also REALLY like this image
Now i'm really sad I lost all my Illya lewds
There's a version without the milk out there too desu
I don't know where the fuck this picture came from...
It doesn't even appeal to me in all honesty, must've used it for something...
I very rarely save images.
Nice, thanks
I do like beating bums red raw.
Seems a bit mean desu
FUCKING DEGENERATES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nice picture of Chalmers!
beat me raw please
I leave for a little bit and everyone starts posting lewd images, wtf?
Sometimes you gotta be a bit cruel to be kind.
>Nice picture of Chalmers!
Thats probably why I got it, to shitpost it to him or something...
>beat me raw please
Where did you go?
It's normal for this general
You'll get used to it
I WILL NOT STAND for this brutal behaviour
Bet Chalmers is too much of a pussy to spank me
Watched some dumb youtube
I could try but do you think you'd even feel it?
It's not like I can hit very hard
It's educational, to show people what a pervert WOULD look like if they ever showed up in the thread.
Oh I like this picture, I'll be stealing that.
>I WILL NOT STAND for this brutal behaviour
Thats fine, most people are on their knees by the end of it anyway.
>but do you think you'd even feel it?
Probably not
I can try spanking you if you'd like, but I might hurt your frail body.
>It's not like I can hit very hard
Get a paddle.
found chalmers dinner
Use a belt if you don't think you can muster it/ Google how to do it properly
You are welcome to it
>Thats fine, most people are on their knees by the end of it anyway
Or over someone's knees at the start of it