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Stakeout edition

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Feel weird again

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You should stop doing that then.

stop smoking weed

I wish I could

I've literally never smoked w**d in my entire life you dumb Kraut.

Should be dinner edition.

Funny that
Just pulled mine from the oven

man I'm tired and aching everywhere for some reason, I haven't done much exercise so idk why I'm like this

why are you so rude

Because I don't like G*rmans calling me a druggo

youtu.be/f6KfSSCKez4
Do you like this speech

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me too, that's why I'm drinking right now
no

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i'm crying now

Is it because they didn’t mention kiwis

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>that's why I'm drinking right now
But you're always drinking.

>that's why I'm drinking right now
I literally can't remember a day you haven't been drinking.
Did you go ahead and buy the 89.9% absinthe?

no, it's because that campaign was a mess, fuck the uk and fuck Churchill
not always
Hell no, I've had that shit before and it is almost undrinkable

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Did you get some rum?
or should I pick some up?

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I haven't got any yet but I have to go into town tomorrow so I'll probably pick up some then

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Maybe I'll pop into liqourland on the way over and see if anything takes my fancy

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UwU tired.

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No more anime posts from here on out

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fucking retards reee

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no

okay, the more the better
me too
how was your day?

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>26KB

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Up to their usual antics are they?
It's your first day back and pretty bloody early.

I said stop

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What are they doing this time?
My day was alright desu :3

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I take it that the adjustment back to work is a bit tough qt?

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CAN GOOGLE STOP LISTENING IN ON ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ofn60wahLlU

Just got into bed

Nice song dad

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>Nice song dad
I
WILL
BEAT
YOU

Isn't it a bit early for bed?

I didn't sleep last night so I'm rather tired, although im not gonna go to sleep quite yet dad

>Just got into bed
me too.

I listen to good music dammit

It's the in thing right now
I bet you don't even listen to Kanye West old timer

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I'm super uncool and on the couch chatting with my flatmates instead

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>Kanye West
please don't tell me you do

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Couches are nice, get comfy on the couch
Yep, I'm listening to him right now in fact

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I'm hella comfy

if you play that shit when I'm there I WILL stab you

raining hard

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This great
Comfyness is next to godliness
wow, that's a bit extreme
I bet if you listened to a few songs you'd get into it.
Or hardly raining

>I bet if you listened to a few songs you'd get into it.
Only if I get to play some songs as well
Baka

Comfy!

Whatever
Just don't play bad music

>Just don't play bad music
Don't make me play 3 Coldplay albums in a row and sing them out loud.

new theme
youtu.be/ncxZvO81VrM

Oh but then I'll have to sing as well
That is so much worse than the other theme
What the fuck are you doing?

>Oh but then I'll have to sing as well
Yay!

Worse theme in a LONG time
>kraut taste

Hmmm indeed.

God I wish that was me

Feels like there's a joke about fish fingers in that image, but I can't quite put my finger on it

>sitting down with family having dinner
>The Project is on.
>Carrie announces upcoming topic of Unexpected orgasms while exercising.
>mfw

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>Unexpected orgasms while exercising.
I wish
Would certainly make the gym more fun

I'm pretty bored rn tbqh

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Same.
Entertain me please.

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I'll

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I hate anime

Okay.

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Me too
I like that image

Still raining

It's one of my favorites

Wow, it is raining

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*does a lively jig for you *

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I probably got it off you actually.
>It's one of my favorites
This one is still my favourite.
I would say post your favourites but you lost everything, didn't ya.

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Wish this was me

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Yay!
Hahaha!
Look at him go!

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>but you lost everything
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I guess this is one of my favorites I still have...

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I would do anything to be her

It could well be if you play your cards right.
I couldn't help myself again...
Thats not a bad one.

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I REALLY enjoy this image as well

Why is this thread so degenerate?

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Post more gay girls tbqh

Mmmmm
milky

Pls don't plaster my nudes around like that
Rly rude tbqh

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I need more lewd pictures, I don't have any because I'm a not a pervert.
I should start collecting to show people what a pervert would look like and educate the thread...

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I also REALLY like this image
Now i'm really sad I lost all my Illya lewds

There's a version without the milk out there too desu

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I don't know where the fuck this picture came from...
It doesn't even appeal to me in all honesty, must've used it for something...
I very rarely save images.

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Nice, thanks

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I do like beating bums red raw.

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Seems a bit mean desu

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FUCKING DEGENERATES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Nice picture of Chalmers!

beat me raw please

I leave for a little bit and everyone starts posting lewd images, wtf?

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Sometimes you gotta be a bit cruel to be kind.
>Nice picture of Chalmers!
Thats probably why I got it, to shitpost it to him or something...
>beat me raw please

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Where did you go?

It's normal for this general
You'll get used to it
I WILL NOT STAND for this brutal behaviour

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Bet Chalmers is too much of a pussy to spank me

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Watched some dumb youtube
I could try but do you think you'd even feel it?
It's not like I can hit very hard

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It's educational, to show people what a pervert WOULD look like if they ever showed up in the thread.
Oh I like this picture, I'll be stealing that.
>I WILL NOT STAND for this brutal behaviour
Thats fine, most people are on their knees by the end of it anyway.

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>but do you think you'd even feel it?
Probably not
I can try spanking you if you'd like, but I might hurt your frail body.

>It's not like I can hit very hard
Get a paddle.

found chalmers dinner

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Use a belt if you don't think you can muster it/ Google how to do it properly
You are welcome to it
>Thats fine, most people are on their knees by the end of it anyway
Or over someone's knees at the start of it

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