/brit/

Meant to shave last night but instead I just trimmed it down and cleaned up the neck and have already been complimented twice today. Apparently a neat beard suits me.

good lad i ought to do that but im not going to

Toilers are rising for their daily labor across the pond as I type this.

Think the old *cide is coming back again lads.

willy fart bum wank poo

the gf is crying again
lol nerd

want to poo but i did one not long ago and i dont want the family noticing and thinking im wierd because i poo a lot

I want to sex her holes.

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Well have you comfort her? And ask her what's wrong?

Wow, hot a what bhaabaghivat

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yeah I did
bitchy girls in her course

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having a look at her instagram

PHWOOOAR!!

Imagine having an Indian gf you're fine with, but then having to tell her you never want kids with her because you don't want half-Indian kids

fuck me I'm unprepared for everything

Creep!

Was considering starting an online political movement dedicated to anti-americanism. What do you all think lads?

this more or less happened with the Korean ex
she had a breakdown :/

he's broken me

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did you call the AA

Lol, just get prepared then?
It's literally a one step process
1. Prepare

Fuck me lad, pull yourself together it's only 1 step.

why would you tell her that you spastic narcissistic
should have just said you weren't feeling it anymore

So did the Korean split?

Don't think I could do any better than a 4/10 GF if I tried.

never had a job

it already exists, it's called Eurasianism

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watchu say indian boi?

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No.... BUT THE BANANA DID!

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Kek

attractive niggers are rarer than diamonds in a coal mine

brb moving to germany

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>88034815
Foy

Do they hate Americans like I do? I have heard of them. But it seemed like a bunch of Russian autism about not being european.

Was listening to that Freaky Friday song. At the end Kendall Jenner says she's going to explore her vagina to understand the inner workings of a woman.

That seems like a very cruel lyric given that her mother is Caitlyn Jenner, noted trans-activist who is a woman but obviously does not have a vagina.

Not sure what to think about this song now, it being number 1 in the charts is going to lead to unhelpful and problematic conversations

dugin is probably the most anti-yank person in the world

Sounds like a good man.

We get it. You're trying to fit in. It's a cute attempt.

disagree

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he's a bit of a cock imo
people who define themselves by what they hate instead of what they love are always twats

i could easily get a 10/10 but im too smart but lazy

is that line from a movie?

lol just go to subsaharan africa mate, the women there won't be cherrypicked like your gallery of them

>but i'm too smart but lazy
grow up

I have loves but its hard to focus on them when you're surrounded by what you hate.

hopefully i will one day

i'm smart and lazy derp
no you're actually retarded and have no motivation. if you were smart you wouldn't be wasting your time on this bullshit website

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ah yes, trannies, that's the reason why a song about exploring vaginas being at number one is a problem

Really want an anigf

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i am on another level to you intellectually

i could get a 10/10 with great difficulty, time and effort but i'd rather just filter through the 7/10s that fall in my lap. maybe put in the legwork for a 8/10 thats special

have multiple 10/10 gf's in my history

the fact that you feel like you have to prove to me that you're smart is a clear indication that you're a retard

88034926
total brainlet

I have been actively pushing anti-americanism on Jow Forums for years now.

i dont. im just letting you know

great work bro. put it on your resume you fuckin loser.

thanks for letting me know. like i gave a shit anyway what some retarded jackass sending SOS calls from a stranded island thinks anyway

clearly you do otherwise you wouldnt be so fanny flustered

dont engage autismo

i do actually.

there's literally no room for toxic behaviour on /brit/
cease this immediately

yeah i know

I have seen noticeable increase in anti-american sentiment as times go on. Even other American flags that aren't me have started to agitate much to my surprise. Whether this is due to my antics I cannot say. It wouldn't be humble to claim credit.

Mods please sticky

this yank is really mad because me, humble old bruce from alice springs is smarter than him

people with dubs are spared

I want to smell her farts.

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I like America. I want to move to America.

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Yeah. in North and south. Now he has two gfs

It's confirmation bias but go ahead and believe you've actually made some sort of impact

NEED a bf

I miss Are Nige from 2015 lads
before he became an Alan Partridge reject

>teehee im bent btw :V

what possessed you to say this

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i didn't even know you existed until 10 minutes ago when you claimed you were smarter than everyone else.

there's a lot of opportunities there
rich, intelligent immigrants are basically raping yanks in the jobs market

I want to be able to concealed carry and run hate sites desu.

Canada is similar enough to America that I have considered advocating for it to be destroyed too. Though there is a higher percentage of redeemable people than Yankville obviously. You clearly are not one of them.

yeah but im not a pleb tier paki obsessed with money
fair enough. you gonna move to the south?

ahaha and look how mad its made you

i get it. you're a parody.

this anti-yank yank is like one of those girls who says she's ugly while posting a picture to bait for replies

I want to move to texas, lots of tech jobs there and the laws aren't too retarded.

that's the dream
love watching these documentaries about Nazi and white supremacist communities in middle of nowhere Western states, they look comfy

just saw this thread on fit

Pakis are raping hindu teenage boys now

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Far too many JF's this morning. Posting so number of Brit flags increase.

i'm fuming

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