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4 AM, I'm just gettin' started
For my birthday I threw me a surprise party
Reminiscin' 'bout the trap, playin' the first Carter
My life changed when I had my first daughter
Got my first quarter flippin' fifty-dollar slabs
Your nigga lookin' at the bills, askin' you for half
Cut from a different cloth, take pride in results
Anytime she wanna dip I'm providin' the sauce

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First for Aussie Power

wish you'd die

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jannys not gonna be happy

stop being faggots and get some energy. make something of yourselves. stop being losers.

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Need an aussie/nz job + gf

howling at that mod
whats the name of it

going to ibiza in august
renting a villa with the girls
not gona change out of swimming trunks once haha

who are you? american dad? aha

too smart but lazy

just trying to help out best i can. no harm no foul.

Howlin at the moon lads

mam > mom >>>>> mum

gangs of glasgow

you all have potential stop selling yourselves short on grounds of feeling sorry for yourselves. the world will forget about you and none of you want that. you all want to be remembered for something great. and you all have that potential. become who you want to be. today.

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The situation is very dire indeed

>you all want to be remembered for something great
only attention whores want to be remembered by anyone but their close family/friends

>you all want to be remembered for something great.
i just want to be happy you nonce

going to clean my bong lads wish me luck

I want to remembered as the single greatest poo bum nigger poster that has ever existed and shall have those magic words carved upon my tombstone

Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza
Whoah! Back To The Island
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea

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wish i had an aussie to clean me in the mornings

i hate niggers

>1 missed call from Toilberg

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fUCK
oFF
yANK

Some mad aussie broke through my window and has proceeded to give me a thorough scrubbing

grow up.

contribute to society

>Thread is slow but I need to make sure that I get the new with lyric post

Would brutally rape you with my fist

i did that last week, feels good

>niggers

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feel like pure shit just want her back

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i was very surprised to learn that suburban sprawl was a problem in france too

How old do you think the lyric posting runt is?

stop being idiots and contribute to society. you all are smart enough to help out in some way. why waste your brains on this stupid site?

care more about my standing with god than the opinions of men tbdesu

everyone wants to be a cager

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why would I want to contribute to society?

not really a fan of so called modern society

ah yes, let me just identify all of horrifically bad posts so I can be held responsible for them
what a great idea

Aye what are you doing here you utter bellend fuck off back to /cum/

*flies into thread with my propeller hat*
waHEEEEEEEEeeeeeyyyYYYYYYYOHWATCHOU-

*crash lands into your bollocks feet-first*

>why would I want to contribute to society?
Because making a contribution feels good.

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The projecting yank is here

have no clue what message this comic is trying to convey

Not a fan of being around normies 2bh.

OOF

why is dale earnhardt sad

heroine feels better

crawl back into your echo chamber then. there's nothing rewarding about self-pity.

alri brainlettie

*confiscates your propeller hat*
that's enough out of you today young man
*hands you a sun cap*
no hat
no play

I'm contributing to society by enlightening everyone with my intelligent posts

Walking to the shops lads

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ah yes paying taxes so Tyson can buy another pitbull and Krystal can get a sleeve tattoo feels so good

are you the same yank that got mad that i was smarter than him

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Missed this cunt when he was in town. I fucked up so bad.

this poo willy fart meme really has me awkwardly laughing in public. i look like absolute psychopath now.

Are you stopping at Greggs?

'because it feels good' is the stupidest argument for living a moral life

yea, you're the supreme intellectual of alice springs.

yeah im like the good will hunting of alice springs

Losing the fucking will to toil and I'm only 25 on my second year in the game

How the fuck do these slaves do it every day for 40 fucking years

I arrive late and leave early most days cos I just don't give a fuck

Need a career change but nothing fucking interests me

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>he needs arguments to live a moral life
antisocial freak

yeah i think about my online life sometimes when i am not online

Aye whatchu want

Aspects of my life are horrifyingly normie
Aspects are classic autistic virgin freak (most obviously my virginity)
And in other aspects I tend towards deanoism

it really isn't though. especially when someone is trying to convince a heroine junkie that life is worth living

What's your favorite banging 90's choon lads?

Dios mios the American is here
The thread is now devoid of chear.
Ravaging Mutts left and right
All they want to do is fight
The American is eating freedom fries
his head filled with Jewish lies
He looks down and sees his mutalated dick that no woman would ever lick
He goes to the market pooping in his mind leaving a small gift behind, he pulls his pants to poop on a spot when suddenely he gets shot. Then The American orders his burgers with processed cheese disregarding his heart disease, now he's suffering from a blood clot, he needs help and again is shot.
Rate my poem and please continue it

holland is anglo

Rhythm of the night - evropa

same but I'm 23 and been at it for 9 months
maybe at some point toilberg mindbreaks you and you become his slave?
only possibility that makes sense to me

what do you do

genuinely crying from laughter at this yank

hate 90's music
early 2000's was way better

Return of the mack never fails to get the lads screaming

no its german but there are more dutch people speaking english than german and also the dutch hate the germans

the hero we don't deserve

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beautiful

I think I must have some sort of emotional/social problem. I get on well with a lot of people but I've never made good enough friends with anyone to ever become part of a group. I have no "the lads". I'm always a tag along, or the one who has to ask others to do something, I'm never the invited

My hearts desire: the complete eradication of autismoyank from the spacetime fabric of the universe

holland and the scandinavian countries used to be in the german sphere of influence until the world wars. the german crimes in belgium and then later in the netherlands itself turned public opinion against the germans. anglos went from being calculating imperialists to liberators, and the germans became the imperialists

Mo Salah-la la la la la.

If he’s good enough for you, he’s good enough for me,

If he scores another few then I’ll be a Muslim too.


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If he’s good enough for you, he’s good enough for me,

Sitting in a mosque, that’s where I wanna be,

Mo Salah-la la la la la.

Mo Salah-la la la la la.

If he’s good enough for you, he’s good enough for me,

If he scores another few then I’ll be a Muslim too.


....

If he’s good enough for you, he’s good enough for me,

Sitting in a mosque, that’s where I wanna be,

Mo Salah-la la la la la.

reported for off topic
british culture discussion only

Any Rhythm is a Dancer man in?

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ah yes, "british culture"

still have no clue which yank is the autismoyank
they all seem to have autism in varying degrees

britain has no culture

Incredible

It's a balancing act I think. My industry is safe, reliable and you can earn decent money but its just mind numbingly dull. You have to balance job security with interest imo. My boss is paying for my professional exams so I'm milking them until I'm qualified, from there I can do what I want really but the journey is unbearable right now

Accountancy

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its the one that says "hello nigger"
he's been here quite a while

classic failed normiedom

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there's more than one yank that says hello nigger

people hate me for saying this but i think the dutch are a descend from the germans

more of an n-joi anthem type of guy