/brit/

Get ready to laugh at the really shitty German post (edition)

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shaviro.com/Doom/index.html
newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2018-04-16
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I SAID, ARE Y'ALL YAMAGUCCI??

First indian itt

/brit/ more like /dead/

>lurking to see the shitty German post

What benefit? What seductive or intimidating bonus? What social or political advantage? Do they want to cause fear? Do they want to cause pleasure? To whom and how? Do they want to terrify? To make one sing? To blackmail? To lure into a going-one-better in enjoyment? Is this contradictory? With a view to what interests, to what ends do they wish to come with these inflamed proclamations of the end to come or the end already accomplished?

/brit/ more like /fuckingaussiesandtheirshiteditionskeepsplittingthethread/

>YOU'RE NOH 'AVIN ME FOOKIN' POODIN'

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Judeo-american imperialism is similar to Islam

*spanks you*
buenos dias /brit/

Videograms of a Revolution is a 1992 documentary film compiled by Harun Farocki and Andrei Ujică from over 125 hours of amateur footage, news footage, and excerpts from the Bucharest TV studio overtaken by demonstrators as part of the December 1989 Romanian Revolution. In 2004 the Austrian Film Archive selected the documentary as part of its Die Utopie Film program for The Best 100 in Film History list.

'sheedposting is so much more enjoyable that rorkeposting. I don't get why more people continue with the latter.

Anyone watching Narcos las? really rate going to Colombia and becoming a drug mule now

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*puts a gun to your head*
IF THE NEXT POST IS DOUBLES YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD MATE

I loved it, didn't like the ending.

love filters never see an ugly trip post

>'ave a whack o' this
>'ave a sniff o' tha'

My weekend

not many people here are actually Muslims but most people here are nationalistic and xenophobic to some degree

You're not gonna like your ending either

>carrie fisher had MDMA in her body when she died

>doing mdma past the age of 28

grim

fucking hate this aussie and his shit threads

if abortion is morally bankrupt why do Crisis Pregnancy Centers needs to lie to people to convince them not to go trough with it
surely if it was so bad they could be honestly convinced by a neutral party?

check mate

poo wank

nEURO
tYPICAL
bE
gONE

why does literally every homosexual carry HIV

>ending

didnt they make a 4th season?

hows the gf going 190?

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The bummin' game just ain't what it used to be sonny Jim

well when you're old and past your prime and you have all the money you could ever want, what else are you going to do?

>name fag trip fag

please off yourself subhuman, i remember you, you self hating cucked fuck, as i said earlier kill yourself as soon as possible.

was going well

going back to the drawing board now

owell

i'm tall, good looking etc etc so it won't be too hard to find another gf

Not that I know of.

at last, my novel has a wikipedia article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Conditions_and_Possibilities_of_Helen_Clark_Taking_Me_as_Her_Young_Lover

lol poojabbers :x

are you for or against abortion

imagine youing a trip in 2018 lmao

It's happening la /tv/ is all over it

youtube.com/watch?v=MJGkm0UwNRk

neutral. it's a woman's decision.

WAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

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what about the baby

This is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

yeah but tbf you are narcissistic and generally unbearable

if you dont konw who rem koolhaus is than get the fuck off brit and get back to your culture studies

narcos, more like nargonnawatchit

lol ok xx

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shaviro.com/Doom/index.html doin a read

Did he design a koolhaus haha

sounds like a paki - not interested

would you rather have 100 /b/tards or 100 Jow Forumstards host a BBQ in your backyard against your will?

not an argument

/b/tards circa 2008

alri brainlet
yeh he did

100 Jow Forumstards and poison the meat

/b/ would close the pool
Jow Forums would bbq with gas

/b/tards, they would be too young to drink so it wouldn't get too messy

In Without Criteria, Steven Shaviro proposes and explores a philosophical fantasy: imagine a world in which Alfred North Whitehead takes the place of Martin Heidegger. What if Whitehead, instead of Heidegger, had set the agenda for postmodern thought? Heidegger asks, “Why is there something, rather than nothing?” Whitehead asks, “How is it that there is always something new?” In a world where everything from popular music to DNA is being sampled and recombined, argues Shaviro, Whitehead's question is the truly urgent one. Without Criteria is Shaviro's experiment in rethinking postmodern theory, especially the theory of aesthetics, from a point of view that hearkens back to Whitehead rather than Heidegger. In working through the ideas of Whitehead and Deleuze, Shaviro also appeals to Kant, arguing that certain aspects of Kant's thought pave the way for the philosophical “constructivism” embraced by both Whitehead and Deleuze.

Kant, Whitehead, and Deleuze are not commonly grouped together, but the juxtaposition of them in Without Criteria helps to shed light on a variety of issues that are of concern to contemporary art and media practices.

*covers my cock in cyanide*
meat's ready~

Jow Forumstards actually include normie baby boomers these days, who probably know how to grill a good burger
/b/tards would just be autistic screaming and gay mexican teenagers watching shemale porn on their phones

NOT GONNA ASK AGAIN, ARE Y'ALL YAMAGUCCI??!

>host a /brit/ BBQ
>barbecue is methane-powered
>the meat is shit
>the alcohol is piss

this

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burning by lee chang dong coming out in may first film in 8 years get hyped lads new film by the best contemporary south korean director

what will be the vegetarian options

Cannot understand why abortion is even a controversial topic. While I don't condone reckless, unprotected sex, raising a child when you're not in a comfortable position to raise one is one of the worst things you can do as a parent. Being a shit parent can potentially harm a lot of people because the kid could fall into a bad crowd and become violent. Not being a shit parent harms absolutely no-one. The baby isn't going to give a shit about being robbed of their life because:
a) they will be dead
b) if they were born, they would have been raised by people who didn't even want them and that would just be a miserable life for everyone involved

deez nuts

>grill

FOY

it's cook, and just cook

end of.

why the fuck do they call themselves centipedes

rude

You're fucking retarded, you can cook a burger in MULTIPLE WAYS

deep fried O.K tofu

newyorker.com/culture/cover-story/cover-story-2018-04-16 haha what an awesome cover make sure you mouse over the sheet music for the tunes haha

Irish? More like Irish I was dead haha

>not pan-searing with olive oil and fat towards the end

It's no wonder brit cooking is shite. You need a med head chef like me

just put the child up for adoption if you can't afford to raise it ffs
a life doesn't need to be extinguished because of a woman's irresponsibility

Hate it when people use code as a verb

wish i understood comedy
making people laugh is the only thing that makes me laugh, and the enjoyment of laughing is the only reason i haven't killed myself. but since i don't actually understand on a mechanical level what's funny and what's not, it's basically a random process. sometimes i make what seems like a well thought out joke for the context and nobody blinks, other times i'll make a weird passing comment because i'm bored and people will find it very amusing.

Lads i've started wearing shoes without socks but its tearing away at the back of my heel and making it bleed

What do I do? what should I put there

do you have an original talent?

Is it illegal to get nudes from a 16 year old?

No kid wants to be adopted. Just like how no kids wants to have two dads.

Socks

yeah but not to shag one

>the child
>a life
he's talking about abortion though

>for a hamburger
for other meat this is nice

any little kid would rather be adopted by parents who want them rather than be robbed of a potential life in the womb

'fraid so

Poo

business idea: post-natal abortion

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>taking a day out to grill... burgers

Are we aussies or something? We;re grilling real meat or nothing at all

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giant hat

ichael Novogratz was in a good mood. It was the thirtieth reunion of Princeton’s class of 1987, and the on-again, off-again billionaire was getting a lot of respect. “I want to hit you up about something,” a two-star general said. “Those are the freshest kicks,” a young bro in a dressing gown observed, complimenting Novogratz’s black patent shoes with orange piping and matching tassels. (“It’s all about peacocking,” Novogratz later told me, of his sartorial extravagance.) He huddled with Joseph Lubin, a former roommate and one of the co-founders of the hit cryptocurrency platform Ethereum. It was a warm June day, last year, and the Princetonians were amiably crushing cans of Bud amid chants of “Tiger, tiger, tiger, sis sis sis, boom boom boom, ah!”

The alumni parade, known as the P-rade, started to wind through the neo-Gothic campus, its mob of participants marching past signs for a symposium entitled “Can America Still Lead?” As we joined the P-rade, we heard shouts of “Novo! Novo! Novo!” He stopped by a gaggle of young wrestlers, all of whom seemed monumentally drunker than the rest of Princeton’s population—a notable distinction. Novogratz, formerly the captain of the college’s wrestling team, slapped a half-naked man on the back so hard that he left a red palm print. “I five-starred a guy!” he shouted as we continued down the P-rade, men running up to him as if he were the mayor of a small Sicilian hill town. “Mr. Novogratz! I’m Goldman corporate trading!”

Riveting discussion for the middle of the day on a Monday (note: Monday is a workday)

looks like im going to jail then lads ahah x

They're not being robbed of anything because they "die" before they are even born.

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fetuses aren't people
communists aren't people
niggers aren't people
muslims aren't people
women aren't people
incels aren't people
retards aren't people
wh*Tes aren't people
jews aren't people
am i missing any?

mmmmm

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how can this possibly be excused