How comes Americans like Germany so much, when many Germans despise America?

>muh heritage

>muh whute peeppool are dieying
german rats are everywhere. they won't let wh*Toids die.

The only ones that do like Germany are muh heritage fags. And it’s not even the fact that we hate you, we just don’t give a shit about you.

Your only relevance here is muh heritage or nazism

Yeah, you do. You might not but you aren't representative of the average American. Germans themselves have written papers on this, by the way.

I think it’s more about despising U.S. foreign policy, not so much the population, necessarily.

Why do you fags hate Americans so much? Pls explain

See .

>I think it’s more about despising U.S. foreign policy,
Protecting Israel at all cost?

i hate the policy and the people of usa. the only good thing about america is the nature.

Stop this meme. Every american I've talked to had at least some bias towards us

Being warmongers in general. As far as state-sponsored terrorism goes there isn’t even any other country coming close to the USA.

Most Americans are shallow people who will fake-smile at you and talk shit behind your back

True that. I hope Poles some day will understand it, but it is highly doubtable.

Nice generalizations.
Nothing wrong with that. There are no peaceful supwer powers.

we actually kind of fucking hate you

or pity you because anybody that loses that much that badly has got to be borderline suicidal

Burgers seems to hate Germany though.

Better comparison would be between US and UK.

Burgers love Britain While brits hate America.

more like hates being #2

>Nothing wrong with that.
There is nothing wrong with being morally bankrupt? Wew. Americlap, W E W.

i really hope all of based putinland just cleaves you over you dirty kraut

The average Merican doesnt give a fuck about Germany or Europe in general. Half of us probably cant point it out on a map. The only countey that might be able to make this argument is britain. Dumb germcuck.

well, if the general term for warmongering meant that all you do is lose all the time and throw your shit away.

germany's like the worst RISK player to have ever existed rofl

Keep dreaming, burger.

You have a cute notion of occupation if that’s what you think is going on. Thanks for all those “occupation” payments by the way. Feels nice to not only make bank off of ’Murricans but not even need to have an army of our own.

Again, hard to lose at Risk when the only two countries capable of invading you are a bunch of spics and snow-yanks. Germany on other hand has been in a millenia-long deathmatch while surrounded on literally all sides by enemies. Not that I expect you to be able to grasp this difference, you are an Americlap after all ...

After the Berlin Wall was constructed, West Germany continued to sell high-grade steel tubing to the USSR for a couple months until American pressure forced them to stop. Germany also still maintains diplomatic relations with Iran, Cuba, and North Korea and has continued to do business with them.

Fucking traitors.

Let's not make shit up just because you're historically the worst country at war whilst loving to start it all the time, shall we?

Oh neat, it's the Ivan who lives in Germany and his parents own a restaurant. He loves his homeland so much he won't actually live there.

Krauts are such ungrateful cunts we should have let them drown in slavic semen

O B S E S S E D

>historically the worst country at war
I knew that U.S. education sucks donkey dick but wow, I never expected it to be THIS bad.

>not buying into ’Murrica’s black-and-white children’s view of the world
>treason
w e w

>ungrateful
Riiiight, right, ’because Americlaps are known to act out of the goodness of their grease-clogged hearts.

Stay mad.

dw, once their economy gets going well enough from their auto trade they'll spark another war lose fucking everything and be standing in bread lines in no time

>my ancestors :)

Go to Nevada/California desert and start pulling over cars 1 in 3 are Germans on holiday

LOL at the obsessed Kr*ut

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Oh, but he's not actually German. In fact at least 60% of the German flags on here are various diaspora.

It really doesn't matter. Germany is like a gambling addict that can't help but ruin their lives when they're up. Thanks for noticing what we drive where, it feels good to be that relevant.

I didnt even read your posts, I just saw how O B S E S S E D you were from your wall of text.

Especially when they start to shit on America and start praising Russia

Even funnier!

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>not responding with irrelevant one-liners
>O B S E S S E D
Guess you don’t know how arguments are supposed to work, huh?

Nice headcanon, lads. Looks like the Amerimutt memes really ticked you off, eh?

Germany attempting to insist people learn how to win things.

Lul 10/10

Its actually the other way around. Lots of young germans idelize america even though they occasionally make fun of them. A lot of us dream of a better life in or a trip to america, train english all the time , consume their Foods and would probs chose them over russia and China if it comes hard. Americans are either ignorant about us and mildly despise us or full blown hate us.

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"Mildly despise"

How many Nazi movies do we need to make?

LOL

Oh, man. You might as well all have AIDS that you can catch by proximity.

Yeah, basically Germans like America when David Hasselhoff was a big thing. Between Hasselhoff fading into obscurity and Bush becoming president, things rapidly went downhill in the 21st century.

>let me tell you about your country
pic related

Our national parks are really cool.

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I mean just look at this thread. They can’t take any banter, only dish out. As soon as you fire back they get bent out of shape and lose their minds.

It’s okay, yanks, I don’t actually hate you. No need to hold back those tears any longer.

D I S G R U N T L E D

Do you know what the word "or" means you retarded fatsack?

Why did you reply to me?

>Kraut
>Banter
Son, you've done nothing in this thread but get ABSOLUTEly assblasted.

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Oh, I do, I just think it's fucking hilarious you put the "or" in there, since I think it's pretty clear we hate you.

>*mericans
The only humane thing to do would be to use some sort of biological weapon on those poor animals.

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Nah, there are also the ones who don't know we exist, as expected from ameribrains

>would probs chose them over russia and China if it comes hard
Really high words of praise there Felix.

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Look, mates, I get it. You’re jealous.

You work more hours than us yet have a lower standard of living. Hospitalization can bankrupt you. Your crime rates are higher and your prison population is the largest one in the world. Your citizenry is one of the dumbest ones in the Western world with a huge portion believing that evolution is fake, the Earth is 6,000 years old and global warming is a Chinese hoax. And now you elected an utterly inept, Twitter-addicted reality TV show host into your highest office.

Things are rough, I get it. But take hope. If you focus on actually doing something about all this instead of crying “NO U” whenever someone makes fun of you then I’m sure you can do it.

LOL

true, we don't focus a lot about you in schools, other than that whole hilariously trolly part about you being the 70lb guy that doesnt stop starting fights bit

And yet, all those things considered, you still can't muster up 1/100th of our relevancy on the planet.

We could elect a fucking donkey and still have a better success record than you, ape.

Success measured in what way, poor lad?

>And yet, all those things considered, you still can't muster up 1/100th of our relevancy on the planet.
Your own countrymen disagree: independent.co.uk/voices/angela-merkel-donald-trump-democracy-freedom-of-press-a7556986.html

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You guys really are enjoying your whole 10 minutes of not being dirt poor aren't you?

Fucking Germans man. You're like the North Korea that somehow got out of the playpen.

Here’s another one: washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/11/21/how-angela-merkel-a-conservative-became-the-leader-of-the-liberal-free-world/

>inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fake news, it’s not Breitbart

As we don't stop learning how you are the 70 ton guy with no other features whatsoever

but you did learn English didn't you ya colonized fuck go make me a car, Nazi.

America is the epitome of comfortable mediocracy

>10 minutes of not being dirt poor
Your lack of education is showing. Germany industrialized before the Americlaps did. And once again, individually Germans are better off than you. Not sure why you’re so smug given that you aren’t part of the monetary elites that actually hold the wealth in your country.

Yeah since English is the lingua franca of the world, nitwit. No thanks to yanks though, you can thank the British Empire for that one.

We love our former worthy adversaries because of the movies.

>redcoats
>krauts
>ruskies
>samurais
>charlie

Excuse me but I only know non-subhuman english, arsehole

I'd rather get lined up and shot then trade citizenships with you, dirty Kraut. Kind of funny the Aryan race ended up being everything but, eh?

We're Lingua Franca because Murrica#1, btw. Pipe down before you get exported.

>linking opinion pieces
I understand that you're anally annihilated, but have some dignity.

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Id rather have that than some antisocial Europoor that’s openly rude and won’t make eye contact

>REEEE YOUR NOT ALOUD TO HAVE EUROPEAN HERITAGE
look, we diverged; the US became the most successful country in the history of the world. Obviously, we gave up your old world culture and three gendered language, and developed our own. White Americans are still huwhite (geneticliteracyproject.org/2015/01/07/claims-that-us-is-a-genetic-melting-pot-appear-overblown-if-youre-white/#.VLhk7xqcWZM.twitter). You just hate us because you're jealous, and because of our minorities.

Stay mad europoors

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How did they manage to rank lower than Minnesota and Missouri? WTF do we have that's out there?

Some could also be Ossis since the place is a shithole full of Russia/China/North Korea worshipers.

>I'd rather get lined up and shot then trade citizenships with you, dirty Kraut.
I know, Americlaps are infamous for being emotional rather than rational.

Oh, sorry, did you miss the point of posting these? Want me to explain it to you?

>Stay mad europoors
>coming from the most unequal society on the face of the planet

W E W

Enjoy your tent cities.

You are literally the most pathetic superpower there ever was. Second civil war soon.

Implying we'd risk anything to get downgraded to one of you peasants ffs

Hyperpower* bitch

>Most Americans are shallow people
not compared to Germans
>who will fake-smile at you
true
>and talk shit behind your back
that's just you being paranoid and culturally insensitive. We would never say anything bad about our intelligent, lovable European friends.

pic related. No denying we're the #1 most relevant country on Earth, and that you guys obsess about our politics wayyyy more than we do about yours.

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things we know about germany:

1. theyre not funny
2. they suck at war
3. bad at parties
4. probably skinny bc poor
5. they make our cars (thx white mexico)

A lot of them also practice FKK, especially in the East.

>get pacifism shoved down your throat for centuries
>now you are unable to defend yourself
>outsource your defense to Nato
>somebody picks up the bill

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People don't appreciate how insanely wealthy the US is. We were the most prosperous nation (per capita, yes including Switzerland and micronations) from 1890-1970. We surpassed the UK on average standard of living by 1880, despite having a brutal civil war 15 years earlier.

>unequal
>muh equality!1!
I'd rather be unequal than poor, lmao. There is literally nothing wrong with inequality, except for your socialist jealousy.

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You fags would lose to fucking Mexico and canada if it wasn't for your pathetic nuke dick compensator

Land of the soys, home of the cucks

>FKK scares the dicklet

Case in point

>How comes Americans like Germany so much
Because they are ignorant about modern-day Germany.

>when many Germans despise America?
Because they aren't ignorant about modern-day America.

the sad thing is, we don't even spend that much as a % of GDP, our GDP is just yuge compared to y'all's.

>5.
wrong, my BMW was made in South Carolina by American workers. Sad!

>scares the dicklet
yeah it's so cool to show your dick to underage children and to see their naked little bodies... nothing weird about that at all Hans!

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These statistics are distorted by Africa-tier wealth inequality. You have a super rich elite and a shrinking middle class that actually isn't at all better off than those in most Western countries.

What’s wrong, Hans? Did some American tourist steal your girl and you now spend you time complaining about countries that hardly impact your daily life

A toddler with nukes is a scary thing, yank. Of course one would want to keep on top of that. America was a mistake.

>I'd rather be unequal than poor, lmao.
Too bad you’re both, son.

>when many Germans despise America?
>Because they're ignorant about modern-day America.
FTFY. Literally all you know and think is "trump is hitler! oy vey! the US is a shithole!"

>You fags would lose to fucking Mexico and canada
how many aircraft carriers do they have again? personnel? lol

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most americans are living paycheck to paycheck and are are a minor accident like a slip or fall from bankruptcy

Germany calling America a mistake

>Literally all you know and think is "trump is hitler! oy vey! the US is a shithole!"
>a country that has never suffered from war and fascism is embracing fascism