Dear Germany,
You are the least funny people that I've ever met on the internet with the worst personality traits. I swear to God, interacting with you on the internet is my least favorite thing to do.
I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed this, but you are quite possibly the opposite of the average Ausbro. While they have a tendency to be absolute cunts, at least they're not less interesting than a brick wall.
Op here, btw, i'm being fucking serious, i hate all you nazi fucks with a passion.
Dear American,
I am sorry you find us so boring and dislike our personality. We will try to be more fun and engaging in future
You should, because your shit personality is cancer and thus need to avoid the internet until you get your shit together.
Unfortunately, the only way to improve is through training, so we need to post even more to learn how to become better posters
Dear Germany,
Disregard OP, he sucks dicks and is probably a benis monger :DDDDD
Please don't. You have the comic pedigree of a one-handed autist.
Oh fuck off you and your great grandparents go back to krautland
Oh no I didn't intent to offend you! Apologies for my bad behaviour I will do better next time please trust me
what about the french op, how much do you love and worship us and if so, why ?
You didn't offend me, you just happen to be the worst collective of individuals that I've ever met on a national level.
>You are the least funny people that I've ever met on the internet with the worst personality traits. I swear to God, interacting with you on the internet is my least favorite thing to do.
>I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed this, but you are quite possibly the opposite of the average Ausbro. While they have a tendency to be absolute cunts, at least they're not less interesting than a brick wall.
>america
;)
The French are fine. A bit pretentious, but fine. Your humor is kind of get-in-the-van-creepy, but at least you have some. Oh, and the whole like antisocial thing to non-french is getting a little fucking old, but yeah.
Teach me a good joke then. Since you are from the US you must be a comedy genius. I can't wait to experience superior US humour.
I can't be the first person to tell you in this life that your countrymen on average are possibly the most stale people in this world. Truly, I can't be.
No, it's nothing new that Jow Forums overblows national stereotypes to highlight their cultural identity while indulging in nationalistic narcissism.
not truly a stereotype, i'm just saying that every german that i've met has fucking sucked
perhaps ive only met shit germans void of any type of soul with the character qualities of inbred hyenas?
god l wish that were me
na brit ur ok
>not truly a stereotype, i'm just saying that every german that i've met has fucking sucked
You are literally repeating a stereotype
>perhaps ive only met shit germans void of any type of soul with the character qualities of inbred hyenas?
Mabye because you expect us to be like that, because of stereotypes. Also I'm quite impressed by your ability to characterize people based on a few sentences you read online.
I had no preconceived opinions on Germany. You're not really relevant enough to have had opinions. I suppose if I had to drum up something it'd be like WW2 and cars. I didn't know you were fucking gingers until after I'd met a bunch of you.
btw, (op), I wouldn't confuse this post with some over-the-top sense of importance. I basically couldn't point you clowns out on a map before dancing over here, I just was wondering if anyone else had noticed that you're a bunch of cucks, really. I'm sure I'll forget all about you by tomorrow.
> I'd met a bunch of you.
Are you that much drawn into virtual reality that you confuse it with real life? You only read retarded shitposts on here. It's even worse if you didn't know anything about Germany and base your entire opinion on Jow Forums posters.
>I basically couldn't point you clowns out on a map before dancing over here
I guess because you are retarded.
Still waiting for a joke btw.
Implying I was even referencing here.
I'd just meant in general, kraut.
>in general
Where do you identify german posters outside of Jow Forums?
By being Germans on the internet? How else do you identify Americans on the internet? That's a silly question.
Still assblasted about getting BTFO by me yesterday, eh? Rub some burgers on that hurt butt.
Explains American humour pretty well
english pls
how's that?
>By being Germans on the internet?
Yeah but how do you recognize us without attached flags?
uh most of you have broken english your accents shit and you're the most unnecessarily serious people i've ever met? your idea of humor is, idk, you know honestly im not even sure if it's a concept. stale personality, rather talk to a goat, etc. pretty german.
>least funny
Lies. Want to hear a funny german joke? Ok, here it goes:
>Two guys walk across a bridge.
>One falls into the water, the other one is called Helmut.
right
>uh most of you have broken english your accents shit
Surely this only applies to germans
>you're the most unnecessarily serious people
Because we call you out on your bullshit?
>your idea of humor is, idk, you know honestly im not even sure if it's a concept
Your idea of our humor is, idk, you know I'm not even sure if it's a concept.
>stale personality, rather talk to a goat
Sums up my impression of you
>pretty german.
Thanks
Why is an American complaining about humour the entirety of your conversation is filler spoken at downs syndrome speed
i'm not trying to be funny
i just think theyre a cancer peoples that could just poof and the world would probably be better off
js
i mean, you erase them out of the last two centuries and the world is better for it I say we see how long this kite sails?
>he doesn't find Germanic autism amusing in itself
not at all
though, it is kind of weird, that a group of people would have ausbergers, almost as if it were genetic.
i mean, did they inhale the exhaust? is that what happened?
What triggers the oceans to rise?
American bathing seasons.
L.O.L.
Why don't you fuck off instead of throwing a tantrum?
ha.......
yea
i'm not even mad, i just think you all suck, was opening up a discussion.
What is there even to discuss? It's your fucking opinion and you don't seem to want to change it and no one is judging you for it. Or do you actually think you are pissing someone off with your b8 thread so hard that he wont come back here ? lmao
German Americans built the U.S., now shut up you ungrateful Anglo fuck.
>mfw my favourite foreign posters are Germans.
OMG leave Germnany alone.
permaban is the final solution.
remove dirty nazi sympathizer
vpn detected "ango"
fuck off youre not even white lol i didnt even realize singapore lets you browse the actual internet super impressed way to go singapore
frens.
And you arent even german. I am german taiwanese.
You shouldn't have trusted them after WWII. Now look what you've done.