>be """""great""""" Br*tain
>Rogue spy and his daughter were poisoned by gas, we havent even made a investigation (though we have samples of such a gas to compare), but its Novichok, 6 times more potent than VX!
>they were poisoned in a restaurant
>no, actually on a bench
>no it was in a car
>no, it was a poisoned door knob
>no, it was in the briefcase
>actually the whole house was poisoned
>oh, and the buckwheat was poisoned, it surely was the buckwheat
>though they werent killed right there momentary, they were wandering being dead about half of the day
>but the policeman who found them fainted right at the place
>praise the queen, we found out coincidentally that it was a poison
>such a luck that we momentary used the antidode or else the poliseman or the spy would be dead
>policeman left the hospital at the second day, praise the queen that we are guarded by such healthy and strong people
>though Skripals are in coma, may even not recover from it
>wew, daughter came to life
>and father too, what a miracle
>and they are getting better everyday, your poison is shit
>the restaurant and the house are surrounded by a bunch of dudes in space suits collecting highly toxic evidence material, which could wipe out nearly the entire town
>though we dont want to bother the policemen guarding them with using any of the protection, guess they'll recover like that policeman after 2 days
>the bench had to be removed, the poison is so bad, its still toxic after 2 weeks
>but it was not the bench, it was the door knob which was poisoned... buckwheat?
>luckily the animals in the house survived, the policeman who touched Skripals nearly died but the cat and guinea pigs are ok
>let them be there, oh, the pigs died because of starvation
>lets cremate them, they could be contaminated with this horrible poison for 2 weeks of dying of starvation
>the cat is still alive, but the poor animal had such a big stress, we'll put it down and throw it into the oven too
When will anglos pay?
Great strawman, Ivan.
You dont believe your most sincere media?
Those are all their claims.
Keep going, fella.
didn't read, btw hope you die of liver failure you mongol cunt
Remember when you wanted Constantinople
Please do the same for the polonium one.
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>proofsposting this hard
Shut up, look at how big and strong UK is standing up to Russia! Definitely not a weak, emasculated country like all the brexit news was making you think!
lol, love the timeline
Could they get more pathetic?
I agree op
This is all a plot by Chinese government to weaken Europe.
They could. By being Russian.
the western media i mean
Do you work for the state, lad?
gooby pls
So? The coverage of the Syrian conflict is ridiculous and they are supposed to be the freedom loving west.
Its sad that you claim to live in a enviroment free of state propaganda but cant handle any different opinion you encounter.
Just delivering fresh memes from ru community.
Did you know? You do not have P-R-O-O-F-S
>ru community
99% FSB agents and 1% expats who are there on sex tourism. Ordinary Russians can't afford internet.
How's paying them debts going, Kriekka?
>but cant handle any different opinion you encounter.
No, that's not true at all. I've "handled" your different opinion. I'm asking you simple question.
Are you offended by it?
Chimney sweeps should be relevant again - someone has to clear the soot from those buttblasted brits.
Its impossible for your officials to lie, thats all boogeyman propaganda!
Not like the UK has an economy twice the size of Russia or anything
>How's paying them debts going, Kriekka?
Wouldn't know. I'm a Russian operative.
And the answer is no. Shocking.
I'm not offended, i'm kinda scared how deeply indocrinated you are and dont even notice it.
After such an agressive act on Russian Federation i advise you not to sit on a bench, touch a doorknob, eat buckwheat or drink tea.
Which officials are lying, mate?
>i'm kinda scared how deeply indocrinated you are
What gives you the impression that *i'm* the one indoctrinated? What is it ITT that I have posted which makes you believe this?
Serious question, fella.
This Theresa and Boris gals, spouting bullshit right when it happened before any investigation, when the representative of the lab doing the research stated afterwards "we couldnt get the substance did came from".
He could even say "russian gas", he couldnt make fun of himself like them and could only call it "a type of developed by Russia". Which translates to - we dont even know where this gas might even come from.
Or does this swinging in theories as fast and furious, like a british coal burner changes dicks, of which was the poisoned place makes you feel trustfull?
>that damage control
You should be dropping some *hilarious* Russian jokes about British scientists now, Pet'ka.
Here are 20 different narratives offered by Russian media and officials for the poisoning:
– The United Kingdom did it to fuel anti-Russian sentiment (source: Russia 1 TV channel)
– Ukraine did it to frame Russia (Russia 1)
– The United States did it to destabilise the world (Russia 1)
– Theresa May helped orchestrate the attack because she is a friend of CIA director Gina Haspel (Zvezda)
– It was an attempted suicide (Russia 1)
– It was an accidental overdose (RIA Novosti)
– It was due to accidental exposure from Britain’s Porton Down research facility (Russia 24 TV channel)
– The Porton Down lab carried out illicit human testing and is lying about not producing Novichok (RT)
– Skripal’s future mother-in-law did it (Moskovsky Komsomolets: mk.ru)
– Terrorists did it (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson)
– American-British financier Bill Browder — blacklisted in Russia for denouncing corruption — did it (Russia 1)
– A drone did it (Zvezda and Russian defence ministry)
– Skripal was a chemical weapons smuggler (Pravda)
– The West is using the case to deflect attention from Russia’s successes in Syria (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson)
– Britain is using the case to deflect attention from Brexit (Russian Foreign Minister Sergei lavrov, Russian UN ambassador, Russian OSCE ambassador)
– The attack was an attempt by a rival faction to undermine Vladimir Putin (state TV)
– Russia has destroyed all its stockpiles of Novichok (Sputnik)
– Russia never developed Novichok (Interfax)
– Only the Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Sweden have Novichok (Russian ministry of foreign affairs spokesperson). All three countries have denied the claim.
– There is no evidence that the nerve agent used against the Skripals was Novichok, Porton Down lab is struggling to identify the substance (RT)
Because its like a reflex - since you meet a version that doesnt add up with what you get in your news, you spout what you were taught to - ebil ruskies have agents in internet.
See, people can get sincerely buttblasted from the circus your officials are doing there on your island, and you are their loyal dog, barking and protecting actions you cant even realise, since critical thinking for you is just now a buzzword, as you claim it to be your natural state, which ctually has changed.
>gas
It's not a gas. You seem to have invented a load of shit in your mind and decided it's what is being peddled by the media.
And just to comment; Boris jumped the gun somewhat, pieced together evidence and decided it was Porton Down that came to the conclusion they knew what this weapon was and where it was manufactured when it was the Government themselves.
Russians trying to get under my skin is always sad as fuck to witness.
At the end of the day mate, I'm still living in a decent enough if flawed country, you're still trapped in glorious Russia, that fact alone accounts for like a 10+ year difference in life expectancy. No amount of noisy vatnik keyboard-rapping will ever change that.
>See, people can get sincerely buttblasted from the circus your officials are doing there on your island, and you are their loyal dog
HAHAHAHAHA
You've not answered my question. I will ask you again.
What gives you the impression that *i'm* the one indoctrinated?
What is it ITT that I have posted which makes you believe this?
You seem to think that my merely replying to you I'm indoctrinated. You're very defensive and edgy, lad.
The irony of this post is fucking astounding. Wew.
The last time you murdered a dissident in the UK it was with fucking plutonium, do you really think the fact that you'd do it again with gas is hard for anyone to believe?
Since the only good version you found out for someone to have such an opinion is to be paid from goverment.
What has this to do with the situation? Why do you have such urge to comfort yourself?
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>No, its you who are meanie
Such an inspiring answer. Only proving the point.
So, they dont take responsibility for what they claim, cause it seems like it?
Polonium.
>Since the only good version you found out for someone to have such an opinion is to be paid from goverment.
Weird, given I never said anything of the sort and you STILL dodge answerting the questions.
You're shit scared of Putin and his rabble of Saintt Petersburg gangster aren't you?
When will shit russians pay for their crimes against Ukraine and humanity?
Because you and your drones are flinging around insults about people being indoctrinated and living on a weak little island and all this utter drivel, mate you live in fucking Russia don't throw stones in glass houses.
Believing and feelings are now a serious ground.
Isnt surprising coming from an amercian. Why didnt you ask before what pronouns i use, you ignorant bigot?
here
Will you now cackle that it was some other user?
Do you work for the state?
>Believing and feelings are now a serious ground.
What did he mean by this
Could you ever accept that maybe Putin and your state are not the benevolent fluffy bunnies you've been led to believe?
Which of my drones? Do you think that the whole world is against you and is waiting for a oportunity to get you? Reecks of schizophrenia, desu.
If you cant see through this spilling of spaghetti and still witch hunt commie internet agents, then, what a shock, you really are indocrinated and that hasnt to do anything with your level of comfort or the place you live.
Tommorow, just wait a bit.
No.
It doesnt matter if you believe that it was done personally by our Dark Lord, you have to wait for an investigation and possibly one which includes not hiding evidence material.
Sure, Putin and his gang is shit. You are using quite blatantly his bad image to frame in comedy-tier murder for your political interest. This may be new for you, but MI-6 isnt focused on ethic.
Actually, where did Beresovsky. who was linked to Litvinenko death go? And how did he suddenly was found on a scarf with no evidence for murder? Was it again Putins hand, but suddenly his agents didnt use a weapon of mass destcruction and skillfuly killed him in a old way?
*this post was funded wholly or in part by the russian state*
>Sure, Putin and his gang is shit
Indeed.
Can you tell me about Berezovsky then?
>that wall of text
didnt read
Boris?
Ofc
Jesus you Russians are so fucking based
What is it you think I could tell you about him?
Dont strain yourself too much, burgie, its ok.
Any idea why a very powerfull man was found """suicided"""?
If it was russians - why the fuck didnt they worked this clean with Litvinenko and Skripal?
If it was MI-6 - wasnt it because Berezovsky was a important figure in the Litvinenko case?
Putin.
Putin what? You are not a 3 y.o., you can formulate properly.
Still
>If it was russians - why the fuck didnt they worked this clean with Litvinenko and Skripal?
>Lie out your ass for a literal century
>"hey how come nobody trusts us anmore?"
The remorse of the lie junkie.
>russian shills working so hard
jesus christ bud, being subtle is key m8
when you force these threads that basically no one is talking about anymore it's fairly obvious you're in a cubicle right now bought and paid for by putin
>VX is a "particularly toxic nerve agent". The potentially FATAL DOSE IS ONLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN THE DOSE HAVING ANY EFFECT AT ALL
en.wikipedia.org
kim jong un's brother assasination with VX
en.wikipedia.org
according newspapers he died in ~20 min
and i didn't find any information about other people somehow affected
and open sources claim novichok as more toxic than VX yet Skripals doing almost fine according news
There's nothing special about recovery from a nerve agent. It's not impossible, all you have to do is treat the symptoms.
Geez, stop shilling, putinbot.
Again, cant argue about anything in OP-post since those are facts, but has to claim that its a shill. Pathetic.
I'm not arguing against OP because any imperialist move for the benefit the anglophone world against the non-anglophone world is a plus for me
im just saying that non-anglos are pretty shit at subtlety when it comes to shilling opinions and ideas
We can encounter the notorious anglo subtelty now, in the investigation.
edition.cnn.com
>poisoned at home
>no momental reaction
>no lethal effect in time which is enough to die(whenever he was poisoned here is would be enough time for lethal effect)
>???
>ta-ra i'm fine guys
Putin personally put the rope around his neck and strangled him.
Neither of us are medical professionals and neither of us was at the scene when it happened. So really, you are only speculating.
A nerve agent's potency can be affected by all sorts of factors, for example, soap and water is surprisingly effective at reducing a lot of the danger. People also say, there's no specific antidote for novichoks, which is true in a narrow sense of counteracting the chemical agent, but a misunderstanding of how nerve agents work. You only have to treat the symptoms, not the agent proper, and those are general across all nerve agents.
Do you know who Andrei Zheleznyakov is?
Well, thats a pretty weak attempt to joke out. Like you cant contribute anything sensible.
>you are only speculating
use official sources and encyclopedic information
FTFY
Look at your OP. What did you expect?
Can you argue with its contents?
>why would you try to kill somebody with something what has no proven efficiency?
yet Kim's brother is dead
even if we look at Litvinenko's case it has death as result
Already have
Litvinenko wasn't the only person poisoned, there were others in the complex who touched the polonium and survived. Plus, the method used to kill Litvinenko was virtually irreversible.
>In the 1990s, Nemtsov was a political star of post-Soviet Russia’s "young reformers." He became deputy prime minister and was, for a while, seen as possible presidential material.
>In Feb. 2015, just hours after urging the public to join a march against Russia's military involvement in Ukraine, Nemtsov was shot four times in the back by an unknown assailant within view of the Kremlin.
>Putin took "personal control" of the investigation into Nemtsov’s murder, but the killer remains at large.
How can we trust Russia to know who the assassin in Britain was when they can't even figure out who killed this guy literally right outside the Kremlin?
>method
>irreversible
that's was my point
Excuse me this was obviously a foreign aggressor trying to get in the way of Russian friendly democracy
The coverup was pretty clumsy too.
>Berezovsky accused the Kremlin of orchestrating the killing of Alexander Litvinenko, a former intelligence officer and whistleblower poisoned to death in 2009. Berezovsky was found dead inside a locked bathroom at his home in the United Kingdom, a noose around his neck, in what was at first deemed a suicide. However, the coroner’s office could not determine the cause of death.
theguardian.com
Why do anglos allow Russian citizens to be poisoned on their soil, fail to provide an explanation and then have the AUDACITY to blame Russia itself without providing any evidence.
>to kill one dude you spill polonium all over Europe and to kill other you do it clean and with no evidence
Sweden logic
>Markelov was a human rights lawyer known for representing Chechen civilians in human rights cases again the Russian military. He also represented journalists who found themselves in legal trouble after writing articles critical of Putin, including Novaya Gazeta reporter Anna Politkovskaya, who was slain in 2006.
>Markelov was shot by a masked gunman near the Kremlin. Baburova, also a journalist from Novaya Gazeta, was fatally shot as she tried to help him. Russian authorities said a neo-Nazi group was behind the killings.
Does Putin think neo-nazis are not on his side or something?
>according open sources
>he has momental effect
by official info Skripals doesn't(poisoned at home)
>survived with serious invalidisation
"almost fine" Skripals
>died in few years
What does Putin have to do with that?
I'm up to 4 currently. I was thinking of stopping but you convinced me to post my personal favorite.
>Lawyer Sergei Magnitsky died in police custody in November 2009 after allegedly being brutally beaten, then denied medical care. He had been working for British-American businessman William Browder to investigate a massive tax fraud case. Magnitsky was allegedly arrested after uncovering evidence suggesting that police officials were behind the fraud.
>In 2012, Magnitsky was posthumously convicted of tax evasion, and Browder lobbied the U.S. government to impose sanctions on those linked to his death. The sanctions bill bears his name and has since been applied to rights abusers in other cases.
There's just so much bullshit I don't even know where to start.
>Nemtsov
>2015
almost forgotten with least than 5% of support for whole political block part of which he was
non electable due non popularity
yeah Putin really should care about
Yes, or no, do you know who Andrei Zheleznyakov is?
пиздyй oт ceды гoндoн либepoидный
All of your shit is just retarded speculation
Why dont you just blame every death ever on the government
i googled it
Do you guys have anything to add to this? I'm posting indisputable facts here and don't really care about your fallacies.
Are you allowed to ue Google in Russia?
>I'm posting indisputable facts
And?
Nothing about those concludes who the killer is. You're just expecting us to speculate in favour of your theory. You're the one comitting the fallacies here mate.
Yeah, I thought not. And this is why nobody takes Russians seriously.