why is british food so delicious?
Why is british food so delicious?
Mason Perry
Aiden Cruz
that yellow thing looks like the top part of my penis. Brits are gay.
Blake Williams
I'll fight anyone that talks shit about beans on toast
Andrew Smith
Jap post.
Good post.
Angel Diaz
Pic unrelated.
Samuel Ramirez
I love me some toast sandwich
Isaiah Thompson
A JF will say this isn't nice simply to fit in
Alexander Myers
Nothing against Brit cuisine in general but baked beans are fucking disgusting.
Parker Hill
Nah, we eat that shit for christmas.
Blake Cruz
What if I told you - Dutch people don't eat that shit. And it looks like an ungodly combination. Even if it would taste okay it still goes against the laws of food.
Brandon Taylor
disgusting looking and I bet it tastes disgusting
Ethan Gonzalez
Never had this tbqh, I'm imagining a dry meat pie kind of thing.
Nathan Mitchell
honourary anglo
Angel Thomas
nice b8 m8
Jose Morris
Do you guys go in for meat-pies or is that strictly British?
Matthew Peterson
Yes.
Yes we do.
Adrian Reed
ASSBLASTED ANALY FURIOUS BRITBONG COOK HERE AND I SEE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO EDUCATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ABOUT WHAT ACTUAL GOD-DAMN FOOD IS AS THERE APPEARS TO BE A BUNCH OF SHITHAWK BURGER-INHALING YANKS AND SNOBBY UP-THEIR-OWN-ASS CUMGUZZLING EUROPEANS IN THIS THREAD!
Y'ALL WANNA KNOW WHAT BRITISH FOOD IS?! BRITISH FOOD IS HEARTY AND ACTUALLY TASTES OF THE GOD-DAMN INGREDIENTS! SEE, WE DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE EVER-SO-FUCKING FANCY MEDITERRANEAN SPICE TRADE THROUGH THE MIDDLE EAST, SO WE DIDN'T GET TO DISGUISE OUR FUCKING DISGUSTING RANCID MEAT WITH A SHIT-TON OF SPICES. WE HAD TO LEARN TO ACTUALLY MAKE OUR FOOD TASTE OF WHAT IT WAS FUCKING MADE OF!
NOT ONLY THAT, OUR FOOD FUELED A FUCKING EMPIRE; IT KEPT YOU FED AND HEALTHY THROUGH A HARD DAY OF WORKING YOUR GODDAMN ASS OFF!
YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS SEE THIS SHIT?! THIS GORGEOUS PACKAGE OF GOLDEN-BROWN PASTRY WRAPPED AROUND HEARTY VEGGIES AND MINCED BEEF IS CALLED A CORNISH PASTIE. YOU STUFF THAT SHIT IN YOUR LUNCHBOX WHEN YOU'RE WORKING THE FIELDS AND IT IS A MEAL IN ONE DAMN GO AND TASTED DEE-FUCKING-VINE. YOU FUCKING WISH YOU COULD TASTE SOMETHING SO GOOD AS ROOT VEGGIES, BEEF AND HOME-MADE FUCKING PASTRY DURING YOUR BULLSHIT WORK DAY!!
Justin Anderson
>BRITBONG COOK HERE
>Y'ALL
>GOD-DAMN
>ASS
Bentley Evans
WHAT'S THAT YOU INBRED SACKS OF FERMENTED-FISH-SLURPING SEMEN-SIPPERS?! YOU WANT A FUCKING DINNER DISH? WELL HOW ABOUT THE EVER-SO-TRADITIONAL ENGLISH ROAST?!
THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT YOU BEG AND FUCKING PLEAD WITH YOUR DESIGNATED SALAD-SLINGER TO PUT ON THE TABLE EVERY GOD-DAMN SUNDAY AS IT IS THE GASTRONOMIC EQUIVALENT OF SEX WITH A 10/10 LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE WIFE!
CARROTS, BROCCOLI, CAULIFLOWER, PEAS AND SWEDES (RUTABEGAS TO YOU GODDAMN HEATHEN SAVAGES THAT DON'T SPEAK A REAL LANGUAGE) MAKE UP THE HEALTHY CRAP YOU EAT BECAUSE IT'S GODDAMN GOOD FOR YOU, ALL BOILED AND STEAMED TO JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT. THEN YOU BEGIN THE REAL DAMN FOOD WITH ROAST POTATOES, THIN-SLICED BEEF, AND THOSE WONDERFUL CREATIONS OF I-AM-FUCKING-SURE-YOU-CAN-GUESS-WHERE, YORKSHIRE PUDDINGS! OVEN-COOKED POCKETS OF BATTER BECAUSE FAT BEING BAD FOR YOU IS A BULLSHIT MYTH! ALL OF THIS IS SERVED, OF COURSE, WITH A GRAVY MADE FROM THE BEEF JUICE, JUST FOR ADDED FLAVOUR OF THE ACTUAL DAMN COMPONENTS OF THE DISH!
FUCK YOU, NOW I'M HUNGRY!
Nathan Powell
Absolute bloke
Landon Rogers
stop making a fool of yourself
Bentley Wilson
Absolutely lovely read. Flawless.
Jaxson Peterson
The point of the crust is to seal in the juices of the meat.
Matthew Lopez
By comparison, a meat pie is full of fucking gravy.
Andrew Myers
But, what if you could have a juicy and succulent roast without gravy?