/brit/,/birt/, and /brït/

>What'll it be?

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...because i've only been here since half past two !!!

LOL !!!!!!!

weak to fire and poison

delts

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me entering /brit/

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one of the best tunes in existence

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PUSSY!!

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pint of ginsters bossman

sue

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half pint of the ol fruits

Toil in 4 hours.

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thoughts on the new limmy?

Sometimes my over-preparedness can be interpreted as arrogance

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haha why has he got a claymor on the end of his selfie stick?? haha what is this guy like ah x

business idea: pencil sharpener big enough to fit my willy inside

like to wank in the toilet at the 'rents

>You what?! You taking the fucking piss out of me!?

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Rate the dinner.

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>For England, James?
>No, for Wales

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Urine Lite

brexit/10

based

its 5pm and youre having dinner...

more like whales amirite? hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahaha

>We don't serve that bent shit here now FUCK OFF

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apple and mango j2o please mate.

bloody hell

britain cries out for socialism

looks like it were just fired out my arse

i'm also about to. . .
???

guffawing at the abject state of my life.

Shut the fuck up foreign cunt I can have me dinner when I want.

i usually have dinner at 8pm

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bet he wishes he got with famke janssen after goldeneye

>yeah, sure thing mate, coming right up
*smashes the bottle on your head*

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Britain cries out for Sweden

the gf is 20 years old and already has rheumatoid arthritis

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well, that's YOU.

bag of peanuts and a can of 7up please

powerful

Haha
Hate how it's fashionable to play the victim nowadays.

pull out a dictionary
"weak...nesses...?"
flick through the dictionary
"hmm, ah yes, very interesting... never had anything like this."

Glass of the house red please.

>What the FUCK are you looking at?!

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anime

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have you got the webm of the bar scene at the party where the barman tells him it's a free bar?

i see a lot of people at work with that. proper fucks you up. cant do fucking anything lol

Want to see her blacked.

Too many hoes in my muthafuckin' meal
Askin' if I know how a muthafucka feels

Dump her

yes thanks

These fools call communism a simple leftist, and call justice "populism".

Now by justice i don't mean " gib the means of production to workers hurr durr" neo cucks and corrupt shit heads get triggered because someone will not follow their agenda.

Look at the new airport for example:

>Shitter already say it's gonna be more expensive than expected (oh we need more money)

>government is using retirement money to build a part

>the most greedy cunts, the richest people of Mexico involved in corruption, monopoly and even narco will take part.

>they are building a big ass airport in a soil where literally it can sink.

Now he has some good ideas but also some bad ones.

dont say things like that

fuck off boring sad twat with your fucking gay chinese cartoon shite fat gimp mong

can't wait for pjw to fall out with info wars and expose the hack alex jones

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Having hunters chicken for dinner but I'm not a hunter, I'm a fraud.

I wanna see you BLACKED.

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she's otherwise quite nice though, just sucks for her bc her job demands that she be quite active

And in the end Dilma said fuck you, we end up having our country paralyzed for an year and a half and she finally got deposed in 2016, and all of that while Federal Police was starting to arrest everyone from her government and started to release illegal recordings of her and Lula speaking by telephone on national television, as the media is pro-USA globalism they wanted PSDB to win the election, and in the end Dilma was impeached but released from being punished for her crimes. And since her vice president was from PMDB, they allied themselves with the PSDB in the new government, making PT the minority. And the Federal Police continued to imprison a lot of people including the President of the House of Deputies that impeached Dilma, but now they started to go against Lula and the head of PT, and since PT was literally losing everything they started to fireback at PMDB and PSDB, and highly benefited by PT's government the CEO of Friboi managed to record both Aécio Neves (PSDB) and president Temer (PMDB) asking for bribes to hush the President of House of Deputies which resulted in total destruction of all status quo parties. But Lula still remained the leader of every poll even tho he had a number of participation in some corruption schemes, but they were stricly proven with hard evidence, different from Temer and Aécio. Which led the Federal Police to charge him over a triplex condo in Guarujá which he wanted to buy with the money of friend's company, and that literally led to his arrest two days ago. And since all establishment parties are dead, people are starting to question how should we stop this corruption circus and make our country a good place, and because of that people are starting to look at moral leaders like the army, the traditional catholic church, the royal family and other stuff.

share please freddo

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"congratulations sir, when can you start work at our cringe factory?"

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Tim is the Bane of /brit/

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>Having Hunters chicken

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??

oi steady on

everyone should get BLACKED at least once in their life

Hey Alice, where's your wonderland now that you're back on Earth? How does it look, now you've left it behind and crossed the stepping stones? Hey Alice, is it greener here or does it seem like dirt? Does it feel the same, can you say that you are happy to be home? The rabbit seems to call your name. You're late, so it's time to move. Oh Alice, you know it's your fate. Tick, tock. No time to lose. Did the mushrooms make you grow? Did the flowers say hello? Would Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee care to sing a song for me? Did you like your Unbirthday? Did the Cheshire Cat smile your way? Can you tell a raven from a writing desk? Was the Hatter's tea the best? Did you do as the Queen asked? Did you see through the looking glass? Hey Alice, do you want to play? The Queen's great (or so it's been said)! Hey Alice, can you play croquet? If you're good, you can keep your head. Did the mushrooms make you grow? Did the flowers say hello? Would Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee care to sing a song for me? Did you like your Unbirthday? Did the Cheshire Cat smile your way? Can you tell a raven from a writing desk? Was the Hatter's tea the best? Did you do as the Queen asked? Did you see through the looking glass? Hey Alice, are you here or there or somewhere in between? Hey Alice, would you ever dare to go back through where you've been? Hey Alice, time is running short. This can't take too long. Make a choice now. On which side of the door do you feel you belong? The rabbit seems to call your name. You're late, so it's time to move. Oh Alice, you know it's your fate. Tick, tock. No time to lose. Did the mushrooms make you grow? Did the flowers say hello? Would Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee care to sing a song for me? Did you like your Unbirthday? Did the Cheshire Cat smile your way? Can you tell a raven from a writing desk? Was the Hatter's tea the best? Did you do as the Queen asked? Did you see through the looking glass? The rabbit seems to call your name. You're late, so it's time

imagine being 35+ on Jow Forums

Is this guy an actual homo?
He acts and sounds like it.

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imagine wasting your youth here

laughed at this

Mine fought on the eastern front starting from the gates of Moscow in 1941 and ending in Berlin 1945. He started as a simple rifleman, then volunteered to be a medic. He managed to smuggle books on field surgery and medicine from somewhere, and read those. When the batallion surgeon died, he applied and got the job.
His logic was that surgeons and other high quality medical personnel were pretty much the only people on the eastern front who could be captured by the enemy, and not be executed. He worked his way up to medical administrator for an entire army corps by the end of the war, although he still would often perform aid by himself due to a severe lack of experienced surgeons and medics by 1945.
He said his decision to become a field surgeon as fast as possible and depriving himself from sleep while obviously still performing regular soldier duties in the winter of 41/42 was from seeing what happened to a SS regiment during the Soviet winter counter-offensive. They supposedly started off at 3000 men in December, and were down to 30 or so in February, without retreating. Seeing a 99% casualty rate like that quickly convinced him that being a regular front line soldier was not exactly the safest of options.
Even at the end of the war, he ran to the west and they let him in because he made the allied field surgeons look like they were fresh from high school. His childhood home was now in a foreign country and decided he had enough of Europe's shit. So now this is why I'm a fucking leaf.

Imagine being a fucking Indian.

Can't think of anything worse.

have brown things coming out my bumhole everyday though

lol
I think they were a pre-war idea that carried over into the Denazification program. Everyone was shit scared of gas when it kicked off. All of the early army bunkers were made gas-tight for example. Plenty of the survivors talk about expecting to be gassed and so on, along with a few technical issues with how Zyklon-B was supposedly used and a distinct lack of remaining physical gas chambers.

Reduced from Tesco.

"i cannot work overtime/underpaid"

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The problem with rape is that too many people that never experienced it talk about it, and people make too much of a deal out of it. When I was a kid I was touched many time by a guy older than me. It sucked, I didn't know what to think of it because I had no idea what was sexuality as a kid. But I never said anything to my parents to not cause trouble since the guy who did this was the son of friends of my family.

Feminists are piece of shit that try to make rape and other form of sexual aggression seem like the worst shit in the world to get attention, money and other privileges that they don't deserve. I'm 23 and it's been 8 years or more than I stopped giving a shit about what this guy did to me, I also don't think it affected my life in any significant way except it made me sexually mature really fast.

Some feminists made an interview of three girls from a family, that represented 3generations. They realised that what is considered "sexual harassment" nowadays was extremely common 2 generations ago and wasn't even worth mentioning. The interview ends up with the girls saying "oh grandma ! you got sexually molested !! " and the grandma saying she never really gave a shit.

Now I don't say that how it was done before is a good thing, but you see it's like pain.
Pain is here when it's here, but there is a part of psychology in it, if you decide that it doesn't hurt, or if you focus on something else, then you reduce the pain that you feel, on the other end if you make it look like it's a big deal, you scream, think about it all the time, it's very painful.
But feminists don't care about the pain, and the well being of victims, they want the pity because that's why they sell. Feminists don't want raped people that adopt the amor fati, they want people to endlessly be tortured by their rape.

Everything is a rape or an aggression if you want it to be, but then you put obstacles to yourself. These people are weak and they want to make the world as weak as them.