1.Cunt

1.Cunt
2. If your country would be married to another country, what country would that be?

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Denmark–Norway

nobody

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Poland
Lithuania

This. America flies solo.

Hungary :3

Norway would be that chick we crush on but is out of our league, Poland is the harsh reality.
Or maybe Belarus, since we already divorced Poland.

1.Cunt
2. If your country would be married to another country, what country would that be?

1. USA.
2. Something this world has never seen before...

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Romania, that hot slut :3

I fear for Malta's health, whoever takes her.

America is pretty much a street youth who was kicked out at a young age by his alcoholic, tea-addicted loser of a father, England. He had to fight everyone and everything to get where he is now. Now that he’s successful, all the other countries that heavily abused him expect free gibs and notice

wallonia

We keep having volatile flings with commies.

Turkey

None, independence fuck yeah
Never again

>Israel as the man and America as the female
What the FUCK not fair
Americans are entitled to Khazar milkers

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South Korea, of course

Based

What, do you need a comfort woman?

Mongolia

Definitely Europe, because it's a nice country

Sweden
same sex marriage

Germany would be nice to you
Literally BDSM