/brit/

usually trim my pubes but they had become so uneven that i had to just go and shave the whole area so it will grow back at an even level

i feel like neo when he wakes up from the matrix and is in the pod with no hair

You are completely forgettable.

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thanks

Forgot why I even come here.

cheers

fuck off teen-minded cunt

for now

put your legs together you slut

thanks

thats what friends are for. oh wait lol

2deep4you

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Why would anyone ever look for these?

remember when being a borderline trap was seen to be edgy

@88051819
@88051852
at what point did you realise this general is filled with the absolute dregs of society that spend all their time drowning in their own negativity and trying to spread it to others?

pics?

instant gratification time-sink

You think that's pubes your shaving?

i usually forget why I've woken up in the morning

Do you hate the Sw*des??

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Today's Loose Women had both Boycie and Mickey Pearce on it [:

youre all the same fuck off

>time-sink
What sorcery is this?
Because you love to do stuff.

no

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No Finns deserved all that the swedes did to them.

thanks

All I can say is that I can relate to the album 'human after all's. One of the daft punks was going through similar shit when they wrote it. Thinking you're this strong rockstar who is fully in control of his emotions and then being knocked off your pedestal by a girl, then another one, then another one. And you realize that some unprocessed emotions from your teenage good need processing for you to really reach rockstar status. This kind of stuff. I would write music about it if I had more time. This shit is an absolute fuel for creativity.

wish I didn't

EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET ME

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Cheers guys.

remember that friendless quasi-autist at school who thought he was hot-shit despite being a friendless quasi-autist?

thats alan

Yeah I think it's contaminating me as well. Shall take an extended break from /Brit/ too. Been basking in too much brutality and perfidy here.

anime

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>youre all the same fuck off

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thanks

women should just be killed if they don't have children by the time they're 30

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virgin detector is going mental at this post

reading the beano

Rodney was such a fucking pl-nker lmao

want to put them in their place by brutally fucking them both

do you need to take it in to get recalibrated?

hey guys it's me! you're favourite /brit/ personality!

reading the deano

virgin detector is going haywire at this post

filtered

go away you fat midget Welshie

my Greats refused to move to the USA with the rest of my family in the 1800s

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How does this make you feel?

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For what?

He's not even Swedish you dum dum

fuck you

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'ri charles?

it's also beeping at this post so seems to be working fine

Wastes time

Watch out, Ted.

Beto is coming.

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All I can say is that I can relate to the album 'human after all's. One of the daft punks was going through similar shit when they wrote it. Thinking you're this strong rockstar who is fully in control of his emotions and then being knocked off your pedestal by a girl, then another one, then another one. And you realize that some unprocessed emotions from your teenage good need processing for you to really reach rockstar status. This kind of stuff. I would write music about it if I had more time. This shit is an absolute fuel for creativity.

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was trying to find that webm of that guy on snapchat shagging a thai tranny called jeffrey and the girls watching him laughing

mummy

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is this sue?

wat a boi :')

who's this girl in the image?

any stabbings in London today lads?

Alri Chuck

mmm

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just google 'jeffery thailand' you fucking spacker
twitter.com/jackwilky_95/status/775052877496737792?lang=en

Hopefully.

youtube.com/watch?v=DczKNnP2XoQ

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hello who do I bribe to get me a uk passport

no but a man was shot dead by police desu

me

was he black?

some runt got shot dead by the police either today or yesterday

i was trying to find the webm so i could cross link it from /gif/ but turns out i didnt save it

Is the virgin freak still here?

there's 39 of them in here mate

You are still here so yes I guess so

only 38 because i'm here

very nice
very nice

very, very comfy
want to rewatch Empire now

small brain: virgin freak vs neuro-typical
normal brain: rorke vs rasheed
large brain: dave vs skitzo
ascended brain: me vs any cunt alive

I'm actually quite well known in my local area

any of you lads played this yet?

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still havnt seen isle of dogs

could easily beat the eggheads on my own tbqh

its alri

bit artsy

very dreamlike

this desu
bunch of stupid runts

Why would you wanna go to an island full of dogs?

me x