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first for /lat/

>autismoleaf is here

think this leaf got a bit annoyed watching those webms of the carnival in london

bit early

she looks fat desu

she looks so much better without clothes on

more like /fat/

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

saw an unusually many cute girls today. feel like absolute shit

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Thread quality takes a nosedive when females show up

british police feel like part of the public and not big scary authorisation figures, you can actually have a laugh with them and for the most part they use common sense even if something technically illegal is happening

even law abiding yanks are shit scared of the police because they know even one wrong move could ruin their lives

Democracy quality*

Can't wait for whites to go extinct

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-an

just made a very embarrassing mistake
hope no one notices

t.not from a council estate

>either your police are glorified parking maidens or they're yank nigger executing death squads
fuck it must suck to be mentally retarded

fat

Back from my first ever day of paid toil

the NEET depression fog has already significantly lifted
Toilberg has paid me not only in money today

kek

"vegan fedora" isnt as funny a google search as I'd hoped

>I love toiling

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I miss my youth

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>parking maidens
could you be any more yanky?

forgot how fit those birds from ace of base were
wonder what they look like now

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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you're probably like 21 though you virgin fREAK

are ed

Love the sound of hooves on cobblestone

need a 16 yo gf

What are they called in the U.K.?

sue

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the day the fappening went too far

>im lucky enough to not have to go to work

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didn't live on one but a lot of my mates did and spent a lot of my adolescent years up to no good on council estates
they are some dickheads but police in this country do a good job for the most part

No you don't. The noise they use in tv and movies is the same simulated noise made banging halves of a coconut together that they recorded in the 70s.

metro.co.uk/2018/04/09/man-team-killed-virtually-teabagged-female-journalist-shocking-game-rampage-7452093/?ito=social

>developer showing off his game at PAX
>playing vs a journalist in game
>wins against her
>proceeds to tea bag her in game
>is accused of raping her virtually
>now his career is on the line

hahahhahaha this is why videogames are a fucking joke now.

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don't rate the "call everyone a virgin" meme
it's just as shitty as the "everyone is a soyboy" meme

What tarquin nonsense is this?

Why save the white race when you can move the species forward and create something new.

I can't stand how anglos are real people like me me

>tfw balding badly
i'm only 22 this is bullshit

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Me too it's sad how the animal rights faggots banned stagecoach tours in my city

Get on finistaride and minoxidil.

do you think the people in that building are annoyed at the giant curtain blocking out their windows?

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Nevermind guys. The girl has a son and he's a muslim's son. Don't care how they speak up there in northern scotland anymore.

not a tarquin, i'm a literally a working class lad that has committed a lot of crimes but never been arrested because the polices here use common sense

Probably nice and silky and floods the rooms in red rather than blot out the sun

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what's that la? you want to hear an absolute chhhOOooOOOooooooonnn???!!

glad to oblige, la

youtu.be/Y3NLq2Zy7uo

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I want to visit an Anglo country and order food in broken English would really be exciting

what the FUCK
i thought she was from one of the western hebride isles? didn't know they had pakis up there

unironically have one

>not a tarquin, i'm a literally a working class lad that has committed a lot of crimes but never been arrested because the polices here use common sense. you'll work for me one day

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Apparently islam is taking every corner of Europe.

'

imagine dying from sitting too long on a flight

grim

which island is she from?

Don't know whether to get comically invested in this meme. Seems dishonorable

sue

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16 is legal lad, remember if it bleeds it breeds

aspirin pre-flight + compression socks la x

>random slag from a remote corner of Scotland bred by arabs
ffs lads

good post

good lad

16 is legal but it might be a bit weird depending on how old he is

Cute! ;)

Think I got the new job lads. GoodBYE to retoil

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The plural of police is police because they're a bugman hivemind

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beauty!

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We send them there because it's cheap, there was an article about syrian asylum seekers who were complaining because they didn't like being housed in the highlands

from retail to call centre slave

nice

if you lived in Germany, would you want a 14 yo gf?

fucking hate this leafposter to be desu

im 18

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>how old he is
nice Freudian slip there ;^)

Fuck off normies!! REEEEEE

factorytoil or officetoil, lads?

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IQ is just a number

my hard drive movie collection is really coming along nicely

SCREAMING

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>IQ is just a number

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fuck off underage

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Eh, 16 and 18 is generally ok, as long as you're comfortable with her school/college schedule

Based

just painted this :)

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no. i'd want a gf who is within ±3 years of my own age

Hi lads, could you help me?
What is correct sentence?
Or maybe are you already doing it?
Either
Or maybe you are already doing it?

>that little spot under hit lip

CUTE

Or maybe you are already doing it?

those eyes x