/brit/

Fart

same

Just want her to be happy. And if a grown man inside her is a prerequisite for the completion of that pursuit, so be it.

Runt

alri sonic

>have a son
>he's never had a gf and has never brought a girl over to the house
>never shown any interest in women
>never had a bf or brought a boy over either not that I would have a problem with it if he did
>have no idea if he's straight or gay
>spends most of his time locked in his room
>on the rare occasion he joins me to watch tv and an attractive woman comes on the screen I tease him a bit about it to see if he shows any interest
>he always gets in a huff and wont speak to me
>don't know if he's a male feminist, a bender or just a miserable twat

what the fuck is wrong with him lads, he probably still a virgin as well right?

Yeah, I'll travel from Main to Mexico
Just to find a little girl that loves me so
No matter when, no matter where I'll be
I'm looking for a woman that'll satisfy me

Me at university

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British cuisine

what are you having for tea mr ubermensch?

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Have no fear, the Good Yank is here

it's american cuisine m8

Having a gf in the current year is only for 10% of men

Repost from old thread since ppl moved here

Brits got a question, I got offered a job in Britain and I can choose between northamton and ellesmere port near Chester.

I'd earn about 45k pound as a Sharepoint developer.

Which place is better? any recomendations? I'm comfy in Spain desu but trying new things might be alright

>Have no fear, the Good Yank is here

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get your wife to have sex with him
its only fair

whats a good autism simulator to sink time into

yes hello ranjeet

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prove it by making a good post

I wouldn't recommend either of those places, just stay in spain and don't get depressed

utterly wrong

@88057386
Abhorrent post.
No matter what happens for the rest of the thread it can never exceed a 4/10 thanks to you.

I'm stupid or do I suffer from some genetic/mental illness? What do you think?

why arent humans born at 8 months old?

I'm in the midlands, Northampton has nothing for you unless you're a white kid who thinks you're hard. I couldn't tell you about the other place.

Ellesmere Port
fucking lmao

Northampton is easily the lesser of two evils there

>>on the rare occasion he joins me to watch tv and an attractive woman comes on the screen I tease him a bit about it to see if he shows any interest
i hated when my parents used to that for me
do they think im a fag?

cause it would be harder to justify abortion

Northhampton is much larger, Ellesmere is slightly more picturesque/peaceful

up to you, if you are a quiet sort who keeps to himself, you might prefer Ellesmere but if you are a young and thrusting individual then northhampton is probably best

both are Northern though

sucking a fucking nigger

yeah 100%

because 8 months old is by definition 8 months after their birth

I'm trying to look at the bright side but i'm not too sure, i'm living between Madrid and Barcelona, still 24 yo but this change looks like a bright jump money wise.

I'm just up for some adventure to be honest

youtube.com/watch?v=i0p1bmr0EmE&list=PLWxnrZbnJmwvB91uYbbPDpVIXO3VG2q_p&index=2&t=0s

LISTEN TO THIS

*Saunters in*
*Pounds your ovaries into dust*

triggered much bender?

>I'm just up for some adventure to be honest

You will get no adventure in either of those places. Ellesmere is near Liverpool, Northampton is near Birmingham. The whole region is a dire shithole.

Yeah lad, come to Northampton then especially if the money's good

I cant tell you its the nicest bit of the UK, but you can always take the train down to London or up to Edinburgh for cheeky weekend trips and I think living abroad for a while is a terrifically good experience for any man to undergo

broadens the mind and all

/brit/ becomes /shit/ when no chebs are posted

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

my son tried to wank me off

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Is this feminine perfection?

chebs are for old people, ass is the new wave

good post la

ass is for people who like farts

hello forner

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dis nigga ain't got no shoes on

what would you do if your son turned out to be a soyboy bender?

love XXXTencaion
love 6ix9ine
love stormzy
love dappy
love big shaq
love lil uzi vert

>Asked Satan for relief from toil yesterday
>Just found out about an unplanned train strike tomorrow
>Can't get to toil

What have I done?

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hello nigger

now you've got to give him your soul

Thanks for the answers so far.
Also for accomodation, i've always been living in flats since i have to work in city centers etc. Is it sharing Rooms there something common in those houses? I'd prefer something like a small appartment, been looking in websites and houses is all there is.

Been on england twice london only, found the house sharing quite special desu

a doctor
a scientist
an engineer

top lad

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Seeing as we live in a country where lefties think air conditioning is sexist, why have I never heard anyone say shite about Celebrity Juice on ITV2?

The things Keith Lemon makes Holly Willoughby and Fearn Cotton do are ridiculous.

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Nah fuck that least he could have done was get me Monday off as well

this lad gets it

>love XXXTencaion
>love 6ix9ine
>love stormzy
>love dappy
>love big shaq
>love lil uzi vert

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Still waiting for (part 2/15)

There will be flats, but in those areas they might be above shops. You can afford to rent a house for yourself up there relatively affordably

Did any of you hear Jow Forums get a mention on BBC today?

It was one of the truths on the unbelievable truth on Radio4.

>XXXTencaion
good
>6ix9ine
shit
>stormzy
ok
>dappy
dont really know
>big shaq
meme
>lil uzi vert
ok

She reevaluated her categorisation of me. Rather than being some faceless, keyboard tapping, socially inept, sexually inexperienced network monkey, she now saw me as a colleague. To people like her, technicians are a necessary annoyance. She'd be quite happy to ignore them all, joke about them behind their backs and snigger at them to their faces, but she knows that when she can't display her PowerPoint on the IWB she'll need a technician, and so she maintains a facade of politeness around them, while inwardly dismissing them as too geeky to interact with.

I looked at the MacBook. I had no experience with OSX at the time. Jobs wasn't an idiot though, and displayed proudly in the top right hand corner of the screen was a universally recognisable WiFi symbol. It took me seconds to get the device on the network.

I handed back the MacBook and the woman opened up Safari. 'The Internet's not working,' she stated with disdain.

I've heard this sentence so many times now from students and staff, that I have a stock reaction. Normally I pull out my mobile phone and pretend to tap in a few numbers. Holding the handset to my ear I say: 'Yes, give me the office of the President of the United States.... NO, I WILL NOT HOLD. This is an emergency.... Hello, Mister President, I'm afraid I have some bad news. I've just been informed that The Internet is not working.'

Alri lads

XXXTencaion is for NONCES and ONLY nonces

Literally nobody watches it

>Is it sharing Rooms there something common in those houses?
in big towns and student areas yes,
in smaller towns its rarer

because low IQ entertainment is ITV's forte and the lefties think they are above it (they are actual below it intellectually)

nothing wrong with a bit of noncery lad

no its a generic glamour slag

Why actually supplies those weapons to this liberal antifa scum??

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noncenoncenonceNONCEnonceNONCENONCEnoncenonce

Any open ear headphones man in?

In an argument, the premisses form a representation of the conclusion, because they indicate the interpretant of the argument, or representation representing it to represent its object. The premisses may afford a likeness, index, or symbol of the conclusion. In deductive argument, the conclusion is represented by the premisses as by a general sign under which it is contained. In hypotheses, something like the conclusion is proved, that is, the premisses form a likeness of the conclusion. Take, for example, the following argument:

M is, for instance, P', P'', P''', and P'''';
S is P', P'', P''', and P'''':
[Ergo,] S is M.

Here the first premiss amounts to this, that "P', P'', P''', and P''''" is a likeness of M, and thus the premisses are or represent a likeness of the conclusion. That it is different with induction another example will show.

S', S'', S''', and S'''' are taken as samples of the collection M;
S', S'', S''', and S'''' are P:
[Ergo,] All M is P.

Hence the first premiss amounts to saying that "S', S'', S''', and S''''" is an index of M. Hence the premisses are an index of the conclusion.

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Jew puppet nigger

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britain cries out

Any of you lads ever made a girl cum with just your cock before?

she's literally a page 3 girl you mong

Good lad

Pee = np

there is a spectre haunting /brit/

fucking hate the word chebs so much
such a stupid lower class word

the only girl i've ever sexed got off to clitoral stimulation

Cringing at the sick and twisted mind able to think this filth up

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E