1.ur cunt

1.ur cunt
2.have you served in the military ?

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Uk

In army at the moment

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finland
yes

this, currently hate my life

lol no
missed a real bullet, they remoed the conscription few years before i became an adult

imagine wasting months of your life on this useless shit
i'd rather kill myself

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Tried to but eyesight is too shit

fuck no
Not for this shithole of a place

no

>being in the army

lmao how dumb do you need to be

1.
2. no, but I wish military service could be a thing again

Flag
Yes

Same. Just one more hour and a half till home :)

No point, my eye sight is shit

austria
yes got drafted a week ago and im really devastated to waste 6 months of my life on this shit

No

1. algeria
2. no but i technically have to in a year, but i'm gonna avoid it as much as possible

No, my nations army only hires women

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Senior in high school somewhat considering joining the muhreens, considering I don’t really have my shit in order. What do, Jow Forumsfriends?

LMAO nope
I'm glad I didn't have to waste my time for this bullshit.

what's the worst that can happen? Get shot? HAHAHAHAHA

Join a different branch. Air Force or coast guard

Wow I’m silly I thought this was Jow Forums oops. See? I really don’t have my shit in order.

xd

Somewhat considering AF too. What makes you suggest a different branch?

I was a marine engineer on submarines for 10 years.

I got out of the marines a couple years ago. I'd have done the coast guard if I could do it over again

flag
yes i had my allgemeine grundausbildung or recruit training (not sure if this is the right word) in 2006.

Female soldiers in uniform is my fetish

Nope. I have depression and am terrible with authority figures that overstep their boundaries, so I doubt I'll go in anytime soon.

austria
no, was invalid

No. There was no draft when I came of age, and I'm too old now.

How is your hearing?

hahahahaa lmao no

burgerland
I'm trying. currently getting medical records in order

The military was literally the best time of my life, i want to be a fulltime solider, get deployed somewhere far off and die with my friends

wait 2 years once you have stopped taking antidepressants and then you are good to go. just make sure you have your medical records in order as that's whats giving me trouble

No. Not a degenerate. (Poorfags who need a job and join the military are excluded from that categorization)

Luckily I don't live in a shithole (like other baltic countries where you need to do military service because delusional morons in the government think training a couple of thousand young anime fans will make Russian scared.

No, and I'd never want to.

>be 17
>always talk to military recruiters during lunch break so I can arrive late to class without consequence
>eventually get corralled into visiting the Navy station an hour away
>recruiter drives 45 minutes to pick me up, takes me 45 minutes back to the office
>has me take the practice ASVAB
>scored a 90-something without trying
>recruiter is babbling and blathering and promising me that I'm going to become a nuclear engineer
>"You're gonna be on a submarine, my man, how cool is that? Guaranteed, bro, you're gonna see the world and live the dream, my dude!"
>stupid enough to be almost convinced but can't sign the paperwork because I'm not legally of age

>go home
>Google what life is like for nuclear engineers on submarines

>"I want to kill myself"
>"Don't see sunlight for months on end"
>"Captain rapes me in the bathroom every alternate day"
>"tfw no gf"

Lost all interest then and there.

Don't think I'd fare well in a military environment, either. Not really good with authority and never have been.

Poland
Not yet, but current government created some meme training for students so I am gonna volunteer for that.

>MP
>action-packed

No but I'm seriously considering it

Yep, I was conscripted. I did the basic "first time service" which is just 1 year.