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Not losing my virginity by age 20 is my biggest fear, I wouldn't care if it wasn't for the fact all my friends know I am one

the (very) hairy gf

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sue

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Good thread

>croydon, 2049

then he told me he got herpes by me dad
what should I do ?

just lie and say you lost it to some random slag if you're that worried

lightning

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>have a yank friend
I was going for a walk by myself and he just started talking to me. They really do that. I'm sitting with him now. Fucking yanks lads. He is an interesting person to talk to.

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He used a rubber, but then the dog lied.

love reptiles me :3

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Me and the cat

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may actually vote corbyn

what referendum was that?

white women are disgusting

Just go out to a club for a couple weeks and tell them you're going, then pretend you fucked a slag and ditched her

people don't remember desklad...

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>walk to work
>toil
>walk to gym
>squat
>walk home
>blast some music, cook peng dinner and lunch for tomorrow
>iron work shirts
>read
>sleep

The so called life

Get off me gourd at the 'kends mind

anime

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amazing how fucked up the human brain can get

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>Syria ‘chemical attack’: Top Tory criticizes Corbyn’s Labour for wanting evidence

Corbyn being the only sane person in the room again. What the fuck is going on?

umm sweety

rorkes defeated the nazis

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took a piss outside for the first time in a month, it was freezing cold

been a while since ive seen this webm

Looks like that poof on The Chase earlier was unpopular.

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Dear bullies,

See that kid doing his work in homeroom? Last night he attended his best friend's suicide funeral.

See that girl who you just called fat? She is now starving herself.

See that old man who you just made fun of for his ugly scars? Turns out he fought for our country.

See that person in the mirror? Turns out he/she is the reason for all of this.

#stompoutbullying and re-post this else where.

I bet you if you did their lives and yours would be a hole? lot better.

95% of you wont.

broken britain

literally my exact day today

>mfw a Londoner paid £9.50 for a pint of shit imported lager, paid £850 a month for rent of a cupboard in Elephant and Castle ,thought Elephant and Castle was a good name for a place, had architecture comprising entirely of large shit cut out blocks of concrete, couldn't walk anywhere within zone 1 without bumping into 9 fat American tourists, had no industry, spoke with a Jamaican patois accent despite being Turkish, thought that you were meant to use cod in fish and chips, did the Lambeth Walk, said "oi oi saveloy", got stabbed in the neck for his mobile phone, listened to grime, thought Britpop was good, had a gay experience in a Camden toilet, couldn't pronounce the letters "h" and "t" and rioted over the death of a drug dealer near me

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Dear bullies,

See that kid doing his work in homeroom? Last night he attended his best friend's suicide funeral.

See that girl who you just called fat? She is now starving herself.

See that old man who you just made fun of for his ugly scars? Turns out he fought for our country.

See that person in the mirror? Turns out he/she is the reason for all of this.

#stompoutbullying and re-post this else where.

I bet you if you did their lives and yours would be a hole? lot better.

95% of you wont.

as usual 2bh

fuck out of here normaloid

howling at this

who has a funeral at night?

>See that girl who you just called fat? She is now starving herself.
bullying saves lives, based

gay cunt

spew

I just want a fat brittish lad to fart on my face.
Is it too much to ask ?

Me.

>have a yank friend
I was hoped someone would congratulate me on having a friend.

190cm will do it if you can find him

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vile french rat

monitors can be quite vicious

I made that pic :_)

i made it

toil getting me down lads
feeling a hankering for a couple of pingers one of these weekends

I like Maggie. Do you like Maggie?

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dog keeps licking my hand and trying to get attention
one ml of dog saliva away from stomping the little cunt as flat as a pancake and posting it through my neighbours letterbox

>Parochial Northerners SEETHING with impotent rage as they don't have the skills/value to make a living in London

lmoaoooo

wouldn't mind getting raped one day

We are all in here lads

Seriously wouldn't mind spending a few years in a low category prison

If I could just read and lift all day and not have to toil that would be great. I'm a lonely virgin so the lack of women wouldn't bother me any more than it does now.

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no, she was an awful prime minister who helped set this country on the current doomed path it is on

Yes, should have finished off the n*rth though

Based Anne

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well done (:

Congratulations

He is a good boy (goy), you perfid

the sense of humour is utterly ruined by /brit/. can only laugh at random nonsense sentences and deliberately unintelligent profanity

jokes just dont cut it anymore

why not just go to uni

little baby girlie, little baby boy.
cover me with lovin' in a bundle o' joy.
do i care to show you what i'm dreamin' of.
do i dare to whoop ya with my love.
every little baby knows just what i mean
livin' in division in a shiftin' scene.

sue!

callate chiquito x

monitor them closely then

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were you listening to me neo, or were you bullying the virgin freak?
>i was..
look again

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pogba dabs with Assad

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>walk to gym

normgoblin

youtu.be/KhKyjM3eymM

knew a guy who had a voice like Eddy out of Ed, Ed&Eddy

he was a cunt

All me

Thanks. What are some good yank topics to talk about?

fuck off twats it was literally me. can't stand people taking credit for my work.

poo

dont get the reference

:(

would you tap dick with a dog?

fart

howling

poo, poo nigger

havent eaten since 18:00 yesterday.

going to keep this up till 18:00 tomorrow

proper hungry though ffs

Getting shot

Food. Sports. Video games maybe. Don't talk about politics.

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what for

Post Of The Day

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