China birth simulator

Since there is a 18% chance that you might be born a Chinese, lets test by rolling to see whether you will be born a Chinese

00-18: You are born a Chinese
19-99: You are born in a different country

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Yes! Im not born a Chinese

I wanna be Chinese

ㅇㅇ

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1st as Chinese

rolling for qt hanfu

This is the worst idea for a game I've ever seen

Where did you get this 18% chance?

Rollin'.

shut up, non-chinese scum

What if I'm already chinese

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you can figure it out
believe in yourself

I am already Japanese though

t. Li

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Rolling

Time to join the winning team. From this day forward call me long dong xing xong.

dada xi

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I won't mind if I'm rich Chinese desu

Röll

pls no chinaman

eggroll

Please let me be Chinese I wanna be part of the Chinese Century dynamic

Please let me be Chinese I wanna be part of the Chinese Century dynamic

Please let me be Chinese I wanna be part of the Chinese Century dynamic

YES.

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KARA

I don't think you understand what happened.

He used reverse psychology dumbass

is it worse to live in china or brazil? I honestly have no idea

FUCK

Rolling.

rolling for china

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Do you love Chinese food?

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It's going to get better to live in China, while Brazil stagnated and is never getting better

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Please let me be Chinese

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SWEET UNCLE SAM, SAVE ME FROM SUCH A FATE

BLESS YOU, UNCLE SAM

Nigga I'm already Chinese.

ok

ay yo i am chang

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*steals your intellectual property*

You should had added % chance for being born Poo in the loo

chinese arent human

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that would be like 19-36

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CHINA CHINA CHINA

being american would be 96, 97, 98, 99, and sometimes 00

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Soon in Brazil

killing myself if chink

woo

I am now Chinese

Arr rook same

can't be that unlucky

rolling for taiwan

Ching chong

not a chink

pls no

me

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ching chong

Rolling

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I hope I win

roll roll

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:(

rollin

ni hao

Sheeeeiittt

I'm already sold to and bought by my Chinese masters, anyway.

Roller

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reroll

Every 11th time someone gets a 99, they become a glorious finn

i want to be a cute chinese girl pls

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role?

Better dead than red

You can never take my eight folded pure Yamato spirit from me.

19-40 = Indian
rollan

>56%

>there is a 18% chance that you might be born a Chinese
Are you retarded? China has 18% of the world population not 18% of the births.

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Please don't be Chinese