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sleepy time edition

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fuck the dane

soon 2 be tax return rich

*dabs on em*

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poopupoop

>didn’t make a single penny last year
>still getting $415 back from tax returns

Based NEETario

fuck toronto

i need to do my taxes

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fuck toronto

I agree

want to go to a concert

As a member of the official /cum/ armed forces, I look forward to hearing your solutions to the d*Ne problem

no one cares about you low ranked peasants
this is a matter for the officer's club

Honest question. You think you can eliminate me?

>think

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Try me bitch
*kicks italy in the nuts and beats the shit out of her*

back from the 2nd job

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Leave italy alone you d*Ne

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bored

How do I stop going on Jow Forums? These fucks are giving me anxiety with their WW3 paranoia

what is your 2nd job?

welcome back kemosabi

Maintenance/property manager

You're blind if you can't see that society is about to collapse within the next 30-50 years

laugh it off and remember they represent no part of society

define collapse

That's different from them claiming that we're getting nuked tomorrow.

turn dane into a girl, then we all take turns with her

Hello, Americans. How do you do?

i can feel my biceps getting bigger

alright a little sore from work but looking forward to playing some video games with my friends when they get on

how about you russian?

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Lonely and in need of a gf

you call those biceps?

*shows you my guns*

Don't worry, nobody will nuke anyone. The only guys who can nuke you are Russians and we won't do that because our leaderships only cares about their own comfy lives and all their children are living either in Europe or USA.

North Korea can't do shit because it's too weak, their missiles will be destroyed by your anti-ballistic systems and nobody will defend them if you will counter-attack them.

*massages and kisses them*

don't most people think feeling sore feels good, or am i the odd one out?

depends on the type of sore

if it's a cold ache you fucked up

its mostly a joint ache by my left ass cheek

hey did you ever go to that american restaurant?

It's pretty late here so I'm half asleep. Probably will went to my bed in the next 30 minutes.

Overall it's not quite bad, but it appears new American sanctions are ruining our economy once again, so I should transfer all my roubles into dollars until it's too late. It's a pity I don't have a lot of cash right now.

And I spend my time on Jow Forums and video games instead of writing my diploma work. That's all.

that's weird

American women are worthless

want a qt demanding indian hawife

>I hate Israe-
W-Woah, Jow Forums btfo yet again

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you're worthless

But American women really are boring cunts.

>O-M-G did you just see what Kristie posted on Instagram!!?? That is so like.. like.. I can’t even!

You have never talked to a woman

wish i didn't have to work tonight kinda buds

I know women and they are vapid cunts

grind it out my dude builds character

To clarify. The American women are vapid cunts.

Euros have been different

I'ma make this one thing clear,
ain't no woman hear gon' ruin my career.
All the hell you doin' is pursuin' a dream,
that's when you find out that life ain't truly what it seems.
All these hoes be lyin', bullshittin' each other.
And why the hell Kobe Bryant didn't wear a rubber.
He might as well have went and told the hoe that he love her.
I'm sure as hell ain't gonna go to court for my mother,
or my wife, and my sisters. So motherfuck a mistress.
They signin' a contract before these bitches hit this.
Never will a woman take me out that way.
I keep a RCA camera in there motherfuckin' face.

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true
also american men

alri mr 2 jobs but if i die/vomit in a confined space its your fault
what's your first job btw?

same thing but for a different property and different employer

A lot are yes. But the women are worse than the men

ehh, i'm not so sure

Why do you enjoy this general so much Danish man? Genuinely curious, I don't really post in generals too much

do you have to deal with lots of alcoholic neets who are late on their rent?

North American women are only bested in sluttiness by German women ( if you're a foreigner ).

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good numbers

no one is owned by a church the other is an apartment building

A lot of American men are degenerates. This a true. But the women enable them.

I made a tinder profile today for the first time. I deleted it within an hour. Fucking disgusting. The first profile I saw was of a very normal and innocent looking qt girl with a nice sweet smile. Do you know what happened user? Do you? Her profile said “Have you ever witnessed 2 girls make out in a joint blowjob? Do you want to? My friend and I want a nice hard dick in between our mouths”

>6’2”
>still a virgin

don’t fall for the Manlet meme buds, Remember you still have to be shredded and naturally good looking

just sneezed

another incel falls victim to anecdotes

wtf i HATE women now

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I don't recall giving anyone permission to post pictures of my wife. Please delete this right now.

Alright,tovarish.. I put on 5 pounds of muscle and lost some body fat but am lonely since me and my gf broke up... :\

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bless you

thank you

What if you get a cute gf one day, but she was THAT girl in the past?

Chad is fucking the girl youre going to marry one day senseless

I will never get married

This is true..

Right now. The girl you will marry in the future is riding tons of cock. She won’t be ready to settle down with a nice guy until she’s gotten her fill of different men’s cum..

This thread is too Jow Forums, come on guys

Actually that's my gf you lying turd, she sent me that photo herself.

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reminder to join my discord

discord.gg/e9X8V4

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the girl im going to marry is probably not even legal yet desu

i plan to marry an 18 year old and get her pregnant every 10 months

I'm average maybe slightly above average looking, not even close to shredded but not fat at all, 6'1, receding hairline, and socially retarded and I have slept with around 40 girls.

> marrying non virgins

Not going to make it

This is what Chads do when they’re in their late 20’s early 30’s. Just find a young women that hasn’t been around the block yet and make her your wife

Got 25 now. Only 25 to go. Half way there! Going to bed now. Bye.

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I have hair and am not fat or skinny. what gives? how did you get to 40?

25 what?

That's it. Removed Jow Forums from my quick access bar. Should make it very easy to not go now that it's not as accessible. I'll have time to stop myself.

I'M FREE

bet you're looking for a virgin wife don't you?

you're welcome user

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