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cara

get some new slag pics ffs

Tarquin is essentially like those Northerners who vote for Labour no matter what, but early 20s-mid 30s and a Tory version.

ITS THEM TORRIES TAT SHIT UP THE NORF.

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anime

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tarquin is someone who you'll work for one day

i just really like that pic

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l can get behind this

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AYE ME MATE DEZZA SAYS SO

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>Thatcher was never prime minister

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post anime arse

sue

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that's actually me she's carrying

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WOT BARRYS M8 FROM THE PUB?

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Just popped a zit

got no faith in government
got effectively limitless faith in the civil service and the hidden functionary who i desperately hope are secretly running things behind the scenes like in Yes, Minister

more bureaucracy please
less public figures
thank you

cat vs. laser pointer

You're not gonna believe me but I fucked Maisie Williams.

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WOOF'D

hat

da torries tachtcer da torries ITS DIGUSTING

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sue

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slags make my willy hard even though i find them hideous

proper renaissance man me

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love are maisie

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>Yes but a tarq has only recently acquired wealth
wrong

Tarq had dinner parties with his friends at uni

fuck thatcher

no
no

poo bum nigger

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Haha u know you're gay

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Only thing I'll ever vote for is Brexit. Unless UKIP get really good under Gerard Batten.

Me: tall, good looking, thick and full head of hair, witty, clever, huge dick

You: dumb, ugly, troll-like, balding, unfunny midget with a micropenis

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reckon i might be a tarq lads

posting from the basement of my parents Georgian 5-story house in central london as we speak

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tarq means different things to different people
let's leave it at that

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>Thatcher didn't tear the heart out of this community

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you realize posting all these incredibly fit girls just fucks up your standards right?

Ever gel your hair?

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litearlly northerners shouting at each other

I'm no Tarquin but my sons will be

why are italians like this?

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UKIP's walking dead m8

bankrupt in a month or two, screenshot this post.

Nah, it means a different thing to you, because you're wrong.

That is the base of Tarq
Everything else can be personal experiences

But that is the base of Tarq

Need a Thatcher-looking dominatrix to tear the bollocks oot ma scrote

>me vote labour

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>UKIP's walking dead m8
I don't disagree. Polling 1% for the first time since 1992.

ITS THEM FOOKIN TORIES MATE

in the words of jb, what do you mean?

haven't used the darkweb in almost 2 years

what benzos can you reliably get these days, is etizolam still around?

I hate the celebrity obsession with kimmy but my god would I berry my dick into that big fake arse

left is PENG

So anyone from the home counties who isn't a chav?

>post-brexit UKIP
why does it still exist?

all of them

IT WOZ MILK SNATCHER WHO CLOSED ME MINE

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ITS DEM BLOODY TORIES

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literally all of the big ones

even temazepam

can also get a research chem benzo called flubromazolam which is active in the microgram range

sometimes fantasise about just saying fuck it and going on a rampage

i just want to be free lads

kek

>82% Match
state of you

Certainly one version of the Tarq. That Tarquin wears wellies when it is inessential to do so.

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ids doo lade

I would shag any girl who is

>aged 16-49
>not obese
>not severely disabled eg downs syndrome

Tarquin has voted for the winning side in every British election since 1979
(Unless you count the EU referendum)

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

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>ITS ALL THATCHERS FOLT US UP NORF R POOR BRAINLESS SHITHEADS.

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IM A JOBLESS ALCOHOL AND ITS ALL THE TORIES FAULT

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hate women

tarquin is having a melty

Used to think Thatcher was a cunt who crippled half the country by closing it's infrastructure without implementing a viable alternative but these mongy wojaks have really convinced me otherwise

can you still buy drugs on the darknet

asking for a friend

It actually, for a stupidly brief window, had a fairly bright future in that they were going to open up the party and let members vote in policies. Then Nigel left about a week later so that was that.

Used to get flubromazolam off the clearweb a while ago, lethal stuff, probably should be avoided

Ongoing Tarquin raid
estimated 3-4 oxbridge graduates posting via speech-to-text on their iPhone Xs while driving their dad's Jaguar

>a referendum is an election

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Barbour jackets and red trousers.

rightypol discord

keep your chinky eye on me baby
put your ray gun to my head

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really wish I could still work down the mine and get lung cancer aged 40
fuck thatcher

Come then, your ways and airs and looks, locks, maiden gear, gallantry and gaiety and grace,
Winning ways, airs innocent, maiden manners, sweet looks, loose locks, long locks, lovelocks, gaygear, going gallant, girlgrace—
Resign them, sign them, seal them, send them, motion them with breath,
And with sighs soaring, soaring síghs deliver
Them; beauty-in-the-ghost, deliver it, early now, long before death
Give beauty back, beauty, beauty, beauty, back to God, beauty’s self and beauty’s giver.

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I want to have sex with a Russian

peng deano runt tarquin wank willy bum lads rorke mong muppet spacker alri FONT scran slags bender mate shag mum grim creasing radcen scouser nonce

screamin at this