I cut my wrist when I was in military service. only served for 3 months and got kicked out.
I killed my little hamster when I was 5 years old (didnt know that he will die when I grabbing his furry body so hard)
acted in super soyboy way after got bored my first gf. pretended as if I have super intense femdom fetish and entreated her to call her as "mommy" to just get her off from me.
after i finally broke up with her i wanted to kill myself.
tell me how shameful existence you are. Jow Forums just once now moment. just in this thread.
please dont tell me im the only one who have these kinds of experience....
>no one is responding. aight fuck you all Jow Forums
Robert Fisher
When i was 8 i went around at school and wrote stuff like porno, pussy, dick and i drew dicks everywhere with a sharpie. It was really awkward when they caught me and i had to call my parents and tell them what i did.
Joseph Cox
I sharted in a Walmart once. I became a true American that day, if you listened closely you may have heard an eagle screech
Dylan Myers
In high school we showered after gym class. There'd be twenty or thirty teenage boys standing butt ass naked together. I often got hard from seeing so many jiggling packages and round, shapely butts. One boy had a habit of pointing and laughing at my penis when this happened. I got an idea once, and turned my back to him, spread my legs wide apart, and bent way over to "wash my legs." When I got up and turned back around he was rock hard and blushing furiously. His friends were hard too, so there were a bunch of boys standing together naked and sporting hard dicks.
Jack Myers
WTF
Austin Hill
>I struggle to get motivation to go gym even though I'm in reasonably good shape I feel like a failure lads
One day in middle school I shat a literal poop bomb. Hardened exterior, liquid interior, it left my butthole with enough speed to splatter all over the walls. It was fucking disgusting. Not long after the janitor stormed into my classroom complaining someone made a fucking mess in the bathroom, and asking for the culprit to go forth. He really sounded like he wanted to kill himself. I somehow managed to hold my laughter in and went unscathed.
Anthony Russell
Yesterday i camwhored in a lgbt-thread and sent nudes to faggots.
I genuinely hate living in the US, I have this fantasy about leaving some day and settling in Europe but can't at the moment as I'm in uni. I shitpost on an international korean fly fishing board to experience this fantasy. I'm about as normie as they come (wagecuck, irl friends, etc.) but don't fill fullfilled with anything I do. I get extremely depressed watching children's shows or anything related to my father's childhood (we have a good relationship and I see him everyday) I get depressed seeing obvious need/incels/whatever guys/girls walking around campus and I'm not sure why. I have an stutter and am extremely shy, but hae been faking it long enough to get by. It'll be ok, r-right lads?
My cousin and I would frequently suck each others dicks as teenagers. We even 69'ed, and we couldn't reach each others dicks when doing it so we would just suck on each others balls and lick each others asses. I am completely straight.
Gavin Rodriguez
i had 3 online boyfriends at the same time when i was 15 who were all in love with me, one was 17, one was 19, one was 21
i made a guy fall in love with me then fucked another guy and he found out
i stole $1000 from my mom
i shoplifted constantly, i managed to steal so many clothes/food/accessories
i dont feel empathy or love
Luis Evans
This is hilarious
Nathaniel Torres
This is the true form of the roastie.
Gavin Rivera
You understand why men here hate women right?
Nicholas Morris
>women
Sebastian Collins
>women
Ethan Ramirez
hope a nigger impregnates you and bounces
Brandon Adams
I have literally not left my house for 6 years. I order groceries and take away to my door and just shop everything on amazon.
Would you call yourself a manipulative bitch with a lot of mental illness?
Gavin Johnson
I haven't spoke to anyone about non-Uni related stuff for 2 months, no one hugged me for 15 years and for past year i was diagnosed with ~5 chronic ilnesses, most of which are not typical for my age. Also I have no friends and no gf, and probably never will due to health problems.
This shit makes me feel bad generally, but if I see someone in the street having normal life it makes me feel like shit.
I feel like some kind of a machine, and if I disappeared nobody would notice.
My social awkwardness led to me brushing off a kid with no friends multiple times. Accidentally said a few things that when i looked back were bitchy as fuck. even though i had nothing against him and wanted to help fundamentally. He went on to kill himself. I know i should feel bad because i could have probably stopped but i don't for some reason.
I can relate to that, man. But things should get better with age. Youll learn to interact with people over time.
Grayson Morales
You are quintessentially american. You have to come back
Kayden Bennett
lewd
Evan Brown
>Women user I...
Isaiah Wood
>things get better with age If I have 0 experience talking to people and making friends I will be not interesting person in the future. It's like grabbing a stick and attacking GI aggressor head on.
Samuel Gray
i used to kiss my brother on the lips when we were like 6-7 years old
Blake Parker
But regardless, your life experience will make you a better person. Even if it is just uni and studying. You may not be the Chad of the party, but one day you will be enjoyable enough to have a few friends. Im going through that right now.
>In sophomore high school my chemistry teacher used this website thing called Edmodo or some shit where all the students and some parents could see all the assignment/announcements whatnot. >You needed a class code to get in, which was handed out to all of us of course. >Later that week I see a post on /b/ where op's school is also using it and tells everyone to post your codes and we will raid >I post my class's access code >I log onto the site and btards are spamming nigger nigger fuck, etc. profanity. >one guy made a teacher account and created an assignment on an essay on why holocaust wasn't real due tomorrow >this was going on late at night so the shitposts kept going all until the next morning >I'm laughing my ass off >next day in class I learn all the students and parents were horrified >teacher was apparently crying throughout the day (it was like her 2nd year teaching) >even my friends who were into edgyness thought it was fucked up >the kid in my class who always got in trouble gets blamed and is questioned by the principal, forced to drop the class since they don't have evidence but the teacher was convinced it was him >I'm unsuspected because I was quiet, nice kid who had an A in the class >go home and laugh my fucking ass off >mfw >don't tell any of my friends because I know for sure they'd spread it around >tell them 2 years later after the teacher quit and they are in disbelief
I haven't laughed so hard in while. Thanks mutt brotha
Julian Wright
It's an uphill battle for the first few months, only after that will it become easier. Either keep at it or leave it completely, no sense in psyching yourself up if you're gonna go there only once or twice a week
Sebastian Lee
I used to kiss with my sister and rub my dick on her vagina when we were about 10. Once I even fucked her in her ass while we were bathing together. One time my mom entered my room while I was lying on her. I quickly got up and pretended we're playing "doctor" or shit.
