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runtoid

make an honest woman out of her tyrone

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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are we so animalistic that the thought of impregnating a beautiful female turns us into sex-adled savages?

genuinely don't respect men who don't thoroughly despise their mother

you wouldn't want to raise a bastard

bet you have a sleeve tattoo, vape, and work in food service

>making an honest person out of someone
what does that even mean

quaff on her tits

have not seen a emma watson yank post in weeks since my filtering
all the better for it

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It's immoral to have a kid out of wedlock.

freak

who /bastard/ here?

ma and da weren't married before he slung one up her lads

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alright lads what's the second best sopranos episode

wahey i had to unhide your post

me and my older sister don't know who our dad is

Failing to see a problem here

its me mate

Ah oui oui mon petit choufleur

me on the left

kind of shocking findom types don't have to have legal disclaimers, if they sell it as an addiction aren't they being predatory?

that one in the forest with the russian

this picture is grotesque AND erotic
very odd

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girls are above the law

why do they do this

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a heartwarming reunion

>born 6 months after my parent's wedding
Conceived out of wedlock but not born out of wedlock.

most erotic material is somewhat grotesque

Check the troll face

playing up americans proclivity for racial stereotypes

History is whitewashed. BBC is right to include characters of color in history programs

There is no such thing as a predatory loan.

proto gf just sent this to the missus

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>why do pornographers (jews) do depraved and freakish things while simultaneously turning brother against brother over skin color
hmm... wonder why

when will someone stop them?

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Ever notice the exact same pic/text combos posted? Like

Why are Americans so obsessed with black willies?

keeper

hopefully never
love Israel
hate Palestinians

yanks always do it
sad acts

umad goyim?

wish I was a polygamist with a harem of hot wives bearing my kids

legend bloke gave me an extra 10 minutes for lunch

Nuclear detonation in Wigan
UNCONFIRMED

that's probably the bit and a jury of normies wouldn't take the case seriously

kind of sad. I'm not desperate or stupid enough to do something like this but I can only imagine with an app setup and compulsive habits that this can actually become a real problem

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yanks are a menace to society

Night night lovers

years of racial segregation and othering has lead them to perceive black people as hyper sexual, hyper aggressive animals
pretty disgusting really

Most of the time when a man cheats on a woman, she doesn't break up with him. Subconsciously it turns her on because it means she's landed a high status male.

faggots
the lot

nuclear detection in my knickers UNCONFIRMED

it's probably universal ""fetish"" for women, even the ones who don't know it exists love it

just landed at tilted towers lads

haha oioi what a fucking ledge someone get that bloke a carling

Rosy is INSANE
self-loathing sadcase
goodnight
true

screaming
imagine being that fucking pathetic
they should be euthanized

Jews I think
but it maybe an undercurrent of
I grew up around blacks and just have a straightforward distaste for them but I notice weird suburbanite whites treat them as superhuman

You realize she acts like this because it's what the guys paying her want?

quite like the idea of having a robot boyfriend and shagging his metal arse so hard sparks fly

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I mean, she's not wrong.

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curried egg sammich on wholemeal

uhhhhh sweaty ... have you not heard of stockholm syndrome? they are like battered wives or gambling addicts

>everything looks good user, I think you're perfect for the job
>just one more thing whilst we still have the polygraph set up... do you eat your own cum?

I do think findom is more of a female fetish actually, I bet they're mostly just thirsty guys that fetishize the P2P system from association. It's exciting, sexual, and dangerous; it's also compulsive and at what level is that different than an addiction?

I want to know what her farts smell like and analyze them.

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So unmotivated all the time.

It feels like 1997 should be underage. I remember losing my virginity at 17 back in 2007 and it feels like 2 or 3 years ago

>they are like battered wives

Yeah getting a hard willy off donating your money voluntarily is exactly the same as a husband beating the shit out of you. These freaks can just turn off their computer, a wife cannot get away from her husband.

>gambling addicts

Agree with this. But gambling addicts are degenerate losers who have nobody but themselves to blame.

human smell spectrum analyzer! now that's a business idea!

NIGGER DICK ARSE PISS SHIT WILLY

>It's exciting, sexual, and dangerous
it's submissive and humiliating

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I've ate my own cum but that was of my own prerogative
Not becomes Charles II told me to

You're just making excuses for pathetic beta males. Women will do anything to avoid working hard, including this cringy sexual
LARPing. She wouldn't be doing it if she didn't make bank from thirsty beta losers.

I turned 18 in 2006 and it only seems like a few years ago.

me on the left

>Not becomes Charles II told me to

good one mate
I do like her weird face, adds a bit of eroticism, wish she'd just do regular vids or nudes

ate my mates cum once but it was as q joke

God I wish a woman would ask me to send her thousands of dollars, so hot

>but I notice weird suburbanite whites treat them as superhuman
why

>tfw white with large penis
honestly what is there left to worry about?

>It feels like 1997 should be underage. I remember losing my virginity at 17 back in 2007 and it feels like 2 or 3 years ago

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>You're just making excuses for pathetic beta males.

maybe to an extent, but I feel a lot of empathy for people with compulsive problems, be those drugs, gambling, or this. It'd be easy to get into something like this if you have an especially fucked life and it only makes it worse

I'm just surprised their language and behavior doesn't lead to legal scrutiny

Have shot a loud onto my own face with a big shot in my mouth as well while pretending I was the girl in a BLACKED video.

Deeply regretted it immediately, but cum really doesn't taste bad women are fucking pathetic. Gf always gags when I blast a load in her mouth like it's poison.

nothing wrong with these women taking advantage of mentally ill men
land of the free innit

melvin here. desperate and fat girls send me money all of the time because im just so alpha

My willy is 6.5 inches

TIT WILLY WANK BUM CUM POO WILLY WEE

>there should be laws against giving your money to someone else voluntarily

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pay up piggies

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How do you tell if someone has herpes before kissing them? Doesn't it go dormant for long periods?