/brit/
Aussies first, Brits second
FOOKING TORIES
I reckon I'd engage in sexual intercourse with each of them individually. Group sex is wrong though
couldnt wait to post your shit thread with no edition early could you
people like you give us whites a bad name
surfs up bros
there is an unlimited number of integers and an unlimited number of real numbers
but there are more real numbers than there are integers
got an unlimited amount of feet stomping your chompers into the kerb outside costcutters in my mind
They can't take anything from you if you have nothing to give.
ghosted some of the biggest names in the game
There is an unlimited amount of niggers in the universe
Even more than jews in our solar system
- Mike "the grass" tyson
>one of the few girls that thinks im fit and have good chemistry with goes to uni on the other side of the country
AHAHHAHAHAHA
really love memes about neil degrasse tyson like calling him black science guy and attributing silly quotes to him, find that so fucking funny
i'm impotent in both senses of the word
The other side of the UK....such an...insurmountable distance....
cheaper to travel to the other side of europe to be fair to him
Full time job so i dont have much free time to mooch it over
So that's how the jews plan on dividing and conquering britain...
young thug
Paper money should only exist as a stand in for silver and gold.
shoo shoo
Do they use stuff like this to question the concept of infinity?
Need a buxom and youthful lass to tickle and tantalize my scrote with her tongue
If only you were given some kind of....day-of-leave system....or....regular days off......
No
I have hobbies and friends so my weekends are still pretty busy
there are more numbers between 0 and 1 than between 1 an infinity
So that means...you have more important things to do....ah....yes...
he has hobbies
JRR Tolkien is coming out with another book lads.
On the chon
>fucking hate niggers and JFs
>THAAAILLLADDDD
>Jeffrey I love you
>I haven't seen Alan in so long, I miss him dearly
beef pies for din dins :3
Wots it called grandalf?
Evens I go back to sleep
Odds I get up
The Fall of Gondolin, sequel to Children of Hurin and Luthien and Beren.
where's the money for Grenfell?
Havent had an ANZAC style beef pie in many a-year. You lads have it figured out.
Lit, I'll buy it next time I'm in smiths
smartest explanation: god
god is both infinite and infinitesimal
put too much cereal in my bowl
steak and cheese masterrace
mince and cheese is for soyboys and childreen
All of it got sent to pakistan
more like infinitely ABYSMAL
i mean honestly!
Joe Rogan is a true radical centrist
back in their own countries
They sell aussie pies in the supermarket here but I always opt for Pukka, should I try one then?
the UK?
Don't try to post anything again
get big ben pies m8
pure NZ beef, best in the world
>pure NZ beef, best in the world
Not sure if they have those, I'll have a look though. I'm buying NZ cheese at the moment. Lovely it is.
You'll probably be disappointed, I'm betting they're Mrs Mac's or Four'n'Twenty or some shit like that
the truth hurts
is it mainland cheese or kapiti
this yoghurt tastes like sunscreen
Best pies I've ever had were either my local Vietnamese bakery or a supermarket in Perth
there are a greater number of sets of real numbers than there real numbers
>Perth
were they south african or something
date in T minus: 1 hour
BRICKING it
In the camps when the Chinese take over? Sounds right
alri Turtle
what's his name?
remember the lube user
Not everyone in Perth is a saffer you know
They have a lot of maori too
Can't remember the brand at all, it's like a transparent packaging with like a green logo iirc
mainland
"no dont worry ill pay for this"
*pulls out bottle of lube*
notice how thaibender only comes on when Alan isn't around, bet he's quaking in his little nonce boots of the chad alan
There are more stars in our galaxy than atoms in the universe.
Really makes you think
alri
I've been posting this at this time for literal years
mainland's our budget brand
kapiti is better if you're keen to try posher shit like brie and Camembert and all that
no it doesn't
be quiet
find it weird and bizarre that nearly half the posters in this thread are posting from this part of the world
Post a pic of your date turt, show us the goods
ewww it responded to me
She said, "Do you work here?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I moderate this board in my spare time, for free
Zero wage, I don't even get a penny
No reward, it's completely voluntary
looks like me but a girl
I live there
Aussies? New Zealanders?
Top lads
I like cheese, but I'm admittedly a bit of a cheese pleb. I don't go in for all that grim blue, runny, garlic stuff.
>this can't be explained, therefore an invisible skydaddy must have done it
Prime
turtleprick turtlecunt turtleshit turtlefucker turtlegay turtlewank turtlepoo turtlespunk turtlerape turtleknob turtlesmeg turtlebum turtletit turtlesnot turtlecholera
this uggo probably gets more sex than I've ever had
Gmod has really come a long way
yeah same but I do enjoy a bit of the ol' camembert when I feel a wee bit posh
mainland edam always goes down well though, didn't think they'd sell it overseas
Contagious smile
read Aquinas you pleb
New front in the PC wars but most of the time it's not because of a leb not wanting to touch a lesbian it's because shopping centre lease managers are fucknuckles
abc.net.au
that's me
Camembert smells and tastes like hot farts 2bh
*buys six tons of Camenbert*
>nothing can happen without a cause
>therefore God caused the universe
>god doesn't require a cause though xD
cheeky ativan before the date?