Why are they not part of germany?

Why are they not part of germany?

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because we are a better version of germany

Because of you in WW1 and 2

We recognised the shit that was the HRE and jumped ship before anybody could get to us.

Hey HRE was dank you had more autonomy then the EU.
Hell there was even a formalised way to wage war upon another inside the borders.

well fuck the eu then

Why should they?

fun fact: when Otto von Bismarck was uniting the German provinces, the Danish king offered to join the German Confederation to put an end to the seccesionist movements in Southern Sleswig and Holstein.
What did the eternal kraut do instead? Invade and annex the regions.

Moral of the story, never trust a G*rman to solve things diplomatically, they will always resort to violence and genocide.

they look and sound german to me

Why aren't you part of North Africa?

They liked war, we liked trade.

Good post.

anglo schemes

They are Germanic, not more.
Trust me, to Germans, they don't look and sound German

>they don't look and sound German
dutch actually does

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Can't argue with trips.
It sounds way less German than real dialects tho.

>eternal butthurt
are you a pole behind a proxy by any chance?

Because Germany is a disgusting shithole and we aren't.

We're special snowflakes.

Bismarck stopped your king from being a cuck, you should thank him.

Don't know anything about Danes, but the Dutch are great people and being a Kraut vassal would be a major step down for them.

huh. reminds me of the stockholm bloodbath.

>No gap in the middle of Flanders
good map

never happened, it's swedish propaganda