This confuses and enrages the American

>this confuses and enrages the American

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WTF is that

it's a miniature sea where you can enact sea battles with your toy navy

I would not play there. it resembles a toilet bowl. But strange.

you can clean your genitales and your butthole with this. i saw this a lot in italy.

That confuses and enrages me too

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Would shit here instead toilet.

t. Bydlo villager

You can shit in there, add water and boil your turd. Boiled turds are healthy and rich in fiber.

What's confusing about a drinking fountain?

I thought they were an extension from inside the toilet? So with this thing do you poop in the toilet, then get up and sit on it to wash your ass?

yes and you can wash your pee pee before sex or after you cut chilli peppers and your pee pee is all wee wee

I was confused when I saw that in the hotel room in Italy. I just pee in it.

>another bidet thread with zero stories of female masturbation
patriarchy is a bitch

only ever seen one here and it was in a sex suite

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TBQH not sure how to use a proper bidet.

I've traveled tons, too. My uncle had one in his house in Dubai but I never knew what to do with it. I've always preferred the hand-held hoses that use in India and other parts of the Middle-East. Fast, convenient, easy and effective.

I have roommates now, but I'm definitely installing one of these when I next have my own washroom.

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Its toilet+pissoir+sink?

I don't think a man exists who wouldn't want to read one

I need an explanation, how do the vibrations make them feel, is it like an intense build up of pressure like in males or this sensation that radiates around the abdomen like the women in quora keep saying

Planning to work extensively there on my wife

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yeah hose is too muslim, but it's space-wise convenient

>using quora as erotic-story masturbation repository
wow. desperation brings the genius in mankind

Thats fucking gross

but you save a lot in toilet paper

My school had those and it was a common prank to tape the button down to the handle so when someone would wash their hands, they'd get soaked instead.