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CREASING edition

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She should've worn those sexy leather pants more, GILFs are never refused invitations

any digimon man in

W,wut!?

no way she hasn't been invited that is pure bullshit left wing media trying to undermine our TM again

i havent kissed anyone before and i've been asked on a date but i dont know how to kiss how do i kiss her?

nut her

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this song really gets me in the feels
sorry for bad French

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Hey your such a pretty boy
Hey your such a pretty boy
Your so pretty

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yeh
*masturbates his digivice*

Young adults are more likely to feel lonely than older age groups, says a study from the Office for National Statistics.

The research found that almost 10% of people aged 16 to 24 were "always or often" lonely - the highest proportion of any age group.

This was more than three times higher than people aged 65 and over.

Researchers suggest that older people might become more "resilient" to worries about loneliness.

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You sound belgian

In Ohio they are trying to make it so you can't abort a downs syndrome child

imagine dying for nothing

>ywn burn down the white house with the lads
why even live?

remember tamagotchis

This doesn't fucking help

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Bet you could already get arrested if you posted that on social media.

Life's not been good lads

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kek

makes sense
I'm anglo-Quebecois

so these "proto-GFs", Mr Alan, are they in the room with us right now?

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Not really, the Digimon things which were just like it were super popular at my primary school.

vietlad i didnt ask how you got interested i meant how you read about occult practises

So Zuckerberg refused to testify before MPs, but is testifying before the US Congress

How can that be justified

Any fash wave man in?

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being a virgin at 28 is so weird it's like the average 14 year old has experienced more of the world than I have. There is an unimaginable gap in experience between me and every other person I meet.

A married teacher in Oklahoma was arrested for allegedly having sex with a student amid the statewide teacher walkout.

>Keri Hoffman, 35, admitted to police Saturday that she had sex with a 15-year-old student before and after they attended a massive teacher rally protesting pay cuts at the state Capitol,

>Hoffman told authorities that she used Facebook to message the boy and arrange the sexual encounters, which occurred inside her car and her dad’s garage.

>The pair also allegedly had sex last week before and after the teacher walkout protest at the Capitol.

>The algebra teacher gave a ride to a group of students, including the victim, picking him up first so they could have sex, according to police. Hoffman told investigators they had intercourse again that evening when she dropped him off at home.

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>How can that be justified
He lives in the US so can be way more easily forced. He'll likely never visit the UK.

Cringe

Feeling very chuffed lads
Usually before I learn a topic I try and sit down and muddle through a question by myself, to make myself think about it on an intuitive level.

So i sat down to try to figure out various expressions for the magnetic flux density vector from a given sinusoidal electromagnetic wave in cartesian co-ordinates

and you'll never guess what
i only went and bloody well figured it out without having learnt even one iota of the topic beforehand!
what a marvelous day

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Your life doesn't magically change after having sex.

>virgin at 28
that is brutal
never thought of just hiring an escort?

Stop using exclamation marks

i felt this way at 15

Did you practice kissing your bicep area or hand when you were a wee lad? (there is no other option, you must choose one)

buy books then read them
if you want something quick and are interested here is a short intro to Liber Null which is a good book just from an anthropological standpoint as a way to understand comparative religion

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Good to know I'm not the only 28 year old virgin on brit

calling all jan michael vincents

Hopefully once I get a couple o' years under me belt with this new job I can move to Singapore or ANZACland.

she didn't respond to my messages lads
looks like the 2nd date is off

'gin

i'm a 23yo virgin and honestly don't believe i will still be a virgin when i'm 28 but doubtless i would've said the same thing about being a 23yo virgin when i was 18 so who knows

no doubt but it's as if everyone else has eaten an amazing food taht they keep talking about but i've never been able to have any.
yes I have but i'm not comfortable with it
bicep area and still do just did it now haha

>I refer to myself as British instead of English, Welsh, Scottish

Hello Paki

really vietlad? thought you were english

virgin freak

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how have you not given up by now?

yes I said same thing I remember at 17 thinking haha uni next year no way at 23 i'm going to be still same dateless virgin etc, then 23 happened and I was like this sucks and now here we are 28 and nothing has changed (turn 29 next month as well)

ew no
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Howling

moderately sick of phimosis

Was a virgin till 24
Dont sweat it
Oh an you prob wont even get it up the first couple of times LOL

if he had all these people in his life, why was he burgling?

I always knew roads were sexist
fortune.com/2018/02/06/uber-gender-pay-gap-study/

But, seriously lads, how do we instil a love for toil in the fairer sex?

"given up" implies that i was ever trying

go to the doctors

Hope somebody burns them haha

i obviously mean given up hope cause you think you won't be a virgin eventually

i'm such a virgin that I don't even understand how this can happen can only imagine splurting after she touches it for a second lol

Pikey family. They've already said they'll kill this bloke if he moves back in. Police have just shrugged.

Surely it's illegal to put something on someone's property like that without their permission?

He's from a criminal family. His cousins and uncles were imprisoned in 2003 for swindling old people out of tens of thousands and you can see them all on facebook bragging about targetting old people becasue they're easy targets.

I’ve kissed three girls and I’m a massive fucking freak, ugly, everyone thinks I’m fucking weird and hates me
If you haven’t kissed a girl you aren’t even trying

and have another man touch my willy? i am not gay

dunno, feels like it's just one of those things that happens to everyone eventually (unless they're ugly or autistic obviously)
i've never actually tried to get laid because i'm schizoid or something

Cheers lad
What would you recommend to read about necromancy?

might be a woman

use your lips

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Used to porn or you get anxious or death grip

you: reading complex articles and watching documentaries on on cambridge analytica

me, an brainlet: oh come on you gotta be pretty nave to think zark fuckerberg isn't selling our shit to skymall for kickbacks at THIS point

Grim
Theresa should firebomb gypsies

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>If you haven’t kissed a girl you aren’t even trying
I'm aware of this lad. I've been asked out twice by two different girls and kissed neither of them fuck sake. I can't get past that mental block in my head where I wonder if I fuck the kiss up badly enough, will they go around telling people I was kissless at my age (15 and 23 respectively)

Not a fan of Corbyn but if he does somehow get elected or whatever then I hope that he'll smash the jews and oust them out from British lands

literally impossible to be a virgin these days if you put in a modicum of effort

DEATH GRIPS MENTIONED

No one is as ugly as me

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>almost 10% of people

imagine being in that fringe group

imagine basing a whole department of government to such a fringe group

kylie minogue

>complex articles
complex.com/style/2018/04/stone-island-talk-editorial

ahh yes this is what the brainlet thinks intellectuals are doing

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

and show a woman my deformed willy? i'm not mental

>he's a virgin

Have you tried being yourself?

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Just a nice pint of hobgoblin, and Sargon's "this week in stupid"

Tis gonna be a good afternoon, while all the wagies are working, I'm here expanding my mind.

I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

>including the victim
>victim

I CLEAN MY FIST AND BEAT IT